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Jon Wilson

@bassthang@mastodon.au
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SRE / infrastructure engineer / robot wrangler

Scuba. SES volunteer. Accidental country town resident.

I've forgotten more maths than you ever learnt

25 Followers
127 Following
18 Posts
Joined November 19, 2022
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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au
· 1mo ago
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@NewtonMark@eigenmagic.net APS EL2 is about $190k plus 15% super. That's pretty good compensation for feeling butt hurt once in a while.
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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au
· 2w ago

@da_667@infosec.exchange make a toasted cheese sandwich, and dip it in this

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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au
· 2mo ago
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@oysta@mastodon.oysta.au when they boot, does a bosun pipe the admiral aboard? They do not, how frustrating.
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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au
· 2mo ago
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@futzle@old.mermaid.town Song for whoever (Beautiful South). Autological, for sure, but also references "so many songs".
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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au
· 7mo ago
Boosted by @cstross@wandering.shop
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@cstross@wandering.shop @mxchara@seattle.pink Apart from a few exceptions, most people only have a few vices. So the matrices will be sparse. We have good algorithms for that. I think it's computationally possible. We need to do some prototyping ... (... reaches for some cocaine, hookers, lube, and the NumPy documentation...)
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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au
· 2mo ago
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@liamvhogan@aus.social a pallet of shrink wrapped $100 bills, being the proceeds of our methamphetamine manufacturing
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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au
· 6mo ago
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@fredy@tacobelllabs.net Fuck you Dr Beeching
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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au
· 6mo ago
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@shlee "I took the German or Autistic diagnostic. Result: Both. The Wittgenstein Result. I don't know whether to be proud or concerned". Mostly proud
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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au
· 4mo ago
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@securedllama@infosec.exchange @patsytheshark@mastodon.ie @DM_Ronin@mstdn.social vibrations are not how chainsaws work!
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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au
· 29mo ago
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@april@macaw.social also, check the ssl cert chain for signed.bad.horse
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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au
· 5mo ago

If I had a time machine, then I would travel to Austria, 1889, to kill baby Hitler, obviously.

Then to the late 90s, W3C XML Working Group. No need to kill them, just persuade them all onto alternative career paths.

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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au
· 6mo ago
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@ZachWeinersmith Do you consider yourself a co-author on Bahfest presentations? Because if so, my Erdos number just dropped!
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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au
· 6mo ago
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@bodil https://youtu.be/K-BZIWSI5UQ
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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au
· 8mo ago
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@NewtonMark@eigenmagic.net I was told I didn't need to post mine, because the government had already paid out for video footage of the areas of concern. #surveillance-state
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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au
· 8mo ago
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@futurebird@sauropods.win Dedekind showed that any two models of Peano arithmetic are isomorphic. In laymen's terms, if there is something that works like we expect arithmetic to, it will have just the one zero. This is not obvious, and your student is to be commended for trying things out!
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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au
· 5mo ago
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@NewtonMark is there an aero equivalent of a bashed up shitbox? Or does everybody fix the dents immediately?
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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au
· 6mo ago

@spinopsys@aus.social when horse fodder becomes cheaper than diesel, I'm going to be so happy I live but a dray's ride from the Stone & Wood brewery.

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Jon Wilson @bassthang@mastodon.au
· 6mo ago
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@j404 @rootwyrm @graydon @cstross 10 year old iPhones are pretty useless, because Apple's developer tools strongly encourage app releases that only target newer hardware. Good luck trying to get a music app other than Apple or Spotify working on an IPhone 8
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