Jörn Nettingsmeier

@Lilith@chaos.social 😯

@Daojoan This story is to good to be AI. Sincerely hope it isn't

@Volksverpetzer@digitalcourage.social Die AFD nicht zu verbieten heisst auch, inhaltliche parlamentarische Arbeit zu behindern. 40% Schwachmat*innen ohne einen Schimmer aber immer beleidigt in den Ausschüssen? Der Job ist wichtig und anstrengend, das können die zersplitterten 60%, die nach dem AFD-Durchmarsch noch übrig sind, nicht mal eben so kompensieren. Es geht ja auch darum, die ganzen Cargo-Cult-Parlamentarier*innen aus dem Prozess rauszukicken, weil kleine Anfragen sehen halt aus wie Politik , sind aber keine.

@worthuelse@troet.cafe @Lilith@chaos.social Hmmm. Einerseits ist es ein usecase für Futur II. Der erste, dem ich begegne. Andererseits: lass mal nicht sterben, wir finden auch so was zum Krach schlagen. #werspäterbremstistlängerschnell #hastasiempre

@mandelbroccoli@cupoftea.social @BrokkoGrafie Gegenlicht means the main light source is behind the object, maybe even in the frame.

@badumlisa Es geht ans Geld. Das könnte einer der letzten Gründe in Deutschland sein, den Rücktritt einer Politikerin zu fordern. (Bei Männern funktioniert auch das leider nicht mehr, siehe Spahn und Scholz.)

@walsonde@antifa.style https://www.afbshop.de/ Bin seit mehr als 10 Jahren Kunde und sehr häppi.

@chrisstoecker@mastodon.social Eine solche Behauptung sollte dem Presserat mehr als eine Rüge wert sein. Ich frage mich, ob das möglicherweise auch strafrechtlich relevant sein könnte. Falls nicht, sollte man diese Art der politischen Auseinandersetzung (extralegale Gewaltausübung) vielleicht auch mal zum Springer-Verlag tragen? Frage für einen Freund...

@maxheadroom@hub.uckermark.social @jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net Guess a pair of 30TB drives can secure a sizable chunk of wikipedia. And they behave ok if unpowered for a few years.

@Mepurfield I'm not diagnosed autistic and have very frequent inner dialogues/monologues.

@futurebird@sauropods.win @lispi314@udongein.xyz @phryk@mastodon.social I use glue strips on the trunks of fruit trees and vines. They get the hint and move to the sturdier trees.

@coachtony Still, it was worth a try.

@bert_hubert@eupolicy.social A person on the cleaning team would probably be terminated on the spot for volunteerung a remark of such epic stupidity. Inequality is not just about salary, but even more about what you can get away with...

@rlonstein @david_chisnall @_elena As a person with a moderate commmand of C and a great love for it, it's a thing of beauty. Just like when you are carving your own spoons, you may draw blood, and as a professsional dev environment it gets reduced to smaller and smaller niches, which makes sense for security. But it's a gem, still.

@maxheadroom@hub.uckermark.social @jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net I find that harddrives grow faster than my own data, and I'm a recording engineer and (ocassionally) even create multi-camera video. So literally all the data I have ever created has always fit on a RAID1 pair of spinning rust, backed up to a slightly larger pair for snapshots. And whenever I hear some netizen with an amazing website passes away, i tend to stash a wget -r before trying to inform their next-of-kin what treasure they inherited...

@hbons@mastodon.social Well, i would say take some of their money back while supplies last.

@Geri The Dutch parliament has asked the government to classify Antifa as a terrorist group. Now i have to find a second hoodie like this for when this needs washing. But we must remember that dumb, hateful and ignorant people are in parliaments because we elect them... :o( #PalestineAction #antifa #tweedekamer

@cstross@wandering.shop I'm generally the same, but for me it works great with chores like window cleaning or oiling the garden furniture. Nothing focuses me lije repetitive manual labor...

@cstross@wandering.shop Get well! Maybe time to check out the podcast universe.... there are a few hidden gems under a huge pile of trash.

@hailey@hails.org And gobject exists to enable object-oriented design in plain C, and of course it has a C++ wrapper called gnu's not Unix image manipulation programm tool kit minus minus. Oh wait, it's actually called GNU is not Unix is not Unix is not Unix is not Unix is not Unix is not Unix is not Unix is not Unix is not Unix is not Unix is not Unix is not Unix is not Unix is not Unix is not Unix is not Unix is not Unix is not Unix is not Unix is not Unix is not Unix is not Unix is not Unix is not Unix

@robinhouston Every day, there are hundreds of reasons to not nuke the earth to make way for a hyperspace bypass. Vogons have poetry, we have the game of life.

@der_kleine_herr_b@norden.social Norbert Blüm und Karl-Josef Laumann sind/waren die letzten... Daniel Günther ist eine Nachwuchshoffnung.

@erd My nerd bubble on the day after: meshcore, a pile of Raspberry Pis, repurposed wireless routers and Pringles cans. I can't say I'm looking forward, but it might just be tons of fun. And if the suits ask nicely, the furries might UUCP a letter for them.

@exiltoaster@fedifreu.de Die Winter in Amsterdam sind meistens mild. Dieser war knackig, aber das steckt der Baum gut weg, nie eingepackt etc. Das Ding wächst wie bekloppt, fing 2018 an als 20cm-Topf aus dem Gartencenter. Ich hab ihn vor 2 Jahren schon mal gekappt, sonst wär er jetzt gut viereinhalb Meter hoch.

@ainmosni @homelab If just a stripped-down Nextcloud isn't your thing, maybe run generic WebDAV on the web server of your choice? Played with mod_webdav (?) on apache many years ago, worked, but i don't remember much. I'm sure there's a module for nginx as well. Easy to tack onto an existing deployment without yet another container....

@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net I'm following so many politicians and municipalities whose work i have zero stakes in, just to be encouraging... on bad days i wonder if us good-will lurkers are creating a problem similar to the bots talking to bots on x - the actual reach and impact isn't as good as one would think. But I'm prepared to continue like this for a few years and only then evaluate. For now, let the games begin!

@jensclasen@mastodon.social Hast du eine Quelle? Nicht, dass das nicht plausibel klingt, aber ich muss mir dieser Tage gut einteilen, wann mir der Kragen platzt und wann besser nicht...

@brianbilston must admit i had to look that one up.... so now you've gifted me a poem, and a word. much appreciated!

@RavenLuni@furry.engineer @lcamtuf@infosec.exchange OMG. and you havent even gotten to the middle B yet! better buy some RAM!

@brianbilston You, sir, are one of the pillars of the observable universe.

@anttipeltola@mastodon.world German universities in 2002: we use Java on Windows because it was there. German universities today: we don't understand the problem, we use X and Tiktok, plus you can follow a small subset of classes on MS Teams.

@brianbilston@mastodon.online I do hope he used a hardcover edition.

@GoldenRetrieverGF Mit Ihnen teilt meine Ente das Wasser nicht!

@i0null@infosec.exchange Ok, funny, but Trump voters probably started this way, too...

@lobbyctrl_tech@eupolicy.social We just tried it. To our utter surprise and horror, it does not work: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katherina_Reiche?wprov=sfla1 Now Merz is saddled with a minister who isn't even loved by the economy (except the fossil fossils), and who allowed the gas reserves to run empty. @vonderleyen@respublicae.eu, it's still time to fix this - try emphasizing your complete confidence in your new candidate. This is how the greatest German stateswoman of all times neatly disposed of unfortunate personnel choices :o]

@astrid@infosec.exchange @sysop408@sfba.social @kwayk42@sechtor.social More like, never?

@FluentInFinance Can I see "own a home" without the relationship model predefined? Because I'm interested i n the economic aspect, not the marietal one...

@Daojoan@mastodon.social They are self-help books. The problem starts when other people buy them.

@sysop408@sfba.social @astrid@infosec.exchange @kwayk42@sechtor.social oh wow, TIL... but seriously, packing cylinders like that should be illegal. This is basically maximising the amount of air you can sell to a customer.

@eris2cats I'm 2.0.32, but I still look like 2.4.0.

@cstross In the unlikely case it isn't already immortal, maybe shock-freeze and put under gorilla glass for posterity?

@MauriceMeilleur @drawBot sweet! but you missed the historic chance to cut to https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XfELJU1mRMg after 59 seconds.

@ivan_herman@w3c.social IMNSHO, anything that contains angle brackets that don't mean "less than" or "greater than" should a) see the error of their ways and repent ASAP, *and* b) at the very least be XML. Just saying.

@thijs_lucas@norden.social @tagesschau@ard.social Die letzte Journalistin der @tagesschau@mastodon.social ist letzten Freitag zu t-online.de gewechselt. Das facility management tut, was es kann.

@Ninji@wuffs.org My Innocent XIII (formerly monsignore 80.61, cardinal of 6.90) had been elected in 2017, and I hope he lives for a long time. Having to memorize new popes is such a chore, with misrouted prayers and whatnot. I'm scared the next one could be one of those 169.254ers...or worse yet, an IPv666.