moss 🦌🐕
A COMPUTER
CAN NEVER DO SHIBARI TO A BLÅHAJ
THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER
MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION
been thinking about a new schema for device names. i have a big list of real and fictional space ships which is a good one but my most cursed idea is WTYP episode topics
the wildest part of virtual worlds is that you just have no idea how old anyone is and then are blown away that the people you’ve seen a bunch are like 23 or 58 and you have no idea which
doing my best to not loudly go *italian accent* “ku-ber-net-ees 🤌🏻”
my biggest fedi as a platform complaint is that not a single stack implements the spec completely. the ones that get closest are the least popular and the most popular ones have the most stuff missing.
Now that I understand football, I think we should have more football games. 17776 was good.
i like standard time more, lots of yall like the capitalist daylight saving time more, how about we compromise and place the annual average solar noon at 12:30
For more information on handling orphan sources within the makerspace, please refer to cassette 18 side B.
apartment buildings and neighborhoods should be sorted by mode sleep time and wake time to minimize loud neighbors above you
what you have to understand about daylight saving time is that it really messes up the time cube
what’s the chinese equivalent of “none of these words are in the bible”
noise floor? you mean what my upstairs neighbors make?
It’s 2006 and a 10yo is calling me “computer boy.”
It’s 2016 and a 10yo is calling me “computer boy.”
It’s 2026 and a 10yo is calling me “computer boy.”
not that i use it, but it's incredibly funny that signal presumably has now typing notifications because that's a whole encrypted blob just to say that someone's about to maybe say something. meshcore should have that too /s
IPv6 is twice as old as IPv4 was when IPv6 was introduced 🫠
i have a very simple static site i'd like to host somewhere but also be able to update at least one page of regularly, where would y'all host something like that these days?
every now and then i notice the return address printed on the mail app icon and think i need to clean my screen
A local artist has her work up on display at the coffee shop where they are currently playing the Twin Peaks soundtrack from start to finish.
listening to the latest trashfuture about the eightsleep and tether partnership and was awestruck they weren’t announcing sleep token
“Don’t go grocery shopping hungry,” I say to myself to justify the $40 dinner that saves me $1.09 in groceries.
put down your phone
and put on a headset we’re going world hopping through the stargates of resonite
went outside and i don’t know how they do it but everything had a collider on it
I Beat Newcomb’s Paradox and All I Got Was $0
I Beat Newcomb’s Paradox and All I Got Was $1,001,000