Spooky Skritchy Scareletons!

@Fragarach@social.vivaldi.net @futurebird@sauropods.win I wanted to play with barbies and I did until I learned I wasn't "supposed to" even though I don't think my parents ever stopped me from playing with my sisters' toys. I wanted a Life Size Barbie so bad when they came out. I remember a day where I tore the head off a Barbie because that's what boys were "supposed to" do. I was very sad before and after doing that.

@Fragarach@social.vivaldi.net @futurebird@sauropods.win Then I grew up and got to watch the Barbie movie and :D

@June@mastodon.catgirl.cloud @futurebird@sauropods.win I like to call it masc'ing in this specific usage

@balloonpup@blimps.xyz I am rubber and I am goo. You cannot win.

@Nickiquote F O O D gimme can of food https://youtu.be/NNtN1Ho_iI4

@lightspill@tailswish.industries Anyway I'm 9 minutes in and finally off the "top 5 worst people" list. Sorry for the minor crashout. Into the meat and potatoes of the video we go. "The Unloser" XD "Jackals shitting in stairwells." Do we have a new furry stereotype here? No, we do not. Damn, he's good at being an asshole! Did he turn his character flaw into a superpower? God I'm like not commenting on the actual point am I? hecc Oh. Wait. He's *NOT* good at being intimidating. He's a comedian. I think????? Dishonest video editing is the point here, innit? something something GIRLBOSS Yeah there's definitely a difference of intent in the editing of this show and of the shows he's grilling. Like maybe he's making himself look funnier than he is i dunno but that's about it afaik. "She needs to stop talking quite so much." NO. >:C "Sonic the Hedgehog's let himself go" Excuse me that is clearly Amy Rose you UNCULTURED SWINE Live reaction, not an edited article, not perfect, not a thesis, I think I'll put as many non sequitur quips as I wanna. I mean, that's what makes this video entertaining enough of a sugar coating on this jagged little pill. (🎶 Thank you, THAAAAANK YOOOOOU, ALANIIIIIIIIS! 🎶) I seem to remember hearing and seeing that Gordon Ramsay is actually a chill dude off screen. I'm at about 18:30 into a 30 minute video. This has not been mentioned at this point. It seems likely to be mentioned later on. We'll see. Ah, the dance critic here reminds me that my inner critic 2 messages ago needs to chill. The arts are subjective, and (in the way I usually do it) supposed to be fun. I cannot think of The Apprentice without thinking of That One Guy who shat his pants on camera and failed upwards so hard it'll damn us all. Mention mincemeat and sunshine. Got it. Draw lewd things during meetings. Got it. Finding something from 1780 must be easier across the pond. The fake contestants themselves were in on it and hamming it up. By now, real contestants are too. 7 min to go.

@lightspill@tailswish.industries Me at furryoke in Cincy this weekend: "If I'm gonna be a vain diva, the least I could do is support everyone else." But seriously tho encouraging others is awesome, and unexpectedly playing support or backup singer or drummer (*smug tone* it's kinda my thing) crowd participation is fun! Couple of months ago I impromptu picked up Jay Z's part in "Crazy in Love", and made The White Beyonce on stage pretty happy! Is that the fucking Halloween theme? lmfao When arguments come along, YOU MUST WHIP IT! "You need an authentic heart of steel" maybe but I also think that the appearance of caring about the contestants can make them like putty in your hands. (Probably the most substantial on-topic thing I've said in an hour of watching this so far) yo I didn't know about Charlie Brooker's Asswipe before, but I like this show! Thanks for posting it. Is BBC Four the channel where they actually let you be fucking real the most? Is it also the least watched? Is that too American of an assumption? Be an Ideas Girl. Got it. Ah. ok. Joking about BBC bullshit as only someone familiar with it can do. My broken American clock was right, this assumption is correct now and did not skip any logical steps to arrive at the conclusion. 15 seconds to decide about the money. Nice. Criticizing the bottles (or the talkativeness) and then kicking the other person out would have been a very False Security move lol. "It makes a person more competitive than they would be generally." YES if I was on one of these shows... damn I was already manipulated by the general expectations of "Reality TV" from the get-go, huh? Good shit. Thanks again.

@penny OMG IT'S A DECODER RING but for real!!!!!

@maxbvrn@eldritch.cafe I Saw The AI Glow

@finny @tilton works well for DDR sims on pc

@heathen_cat @KayOhtie @keirFox oh yeah, and msg. (make stuff good) I do remember using cumin! Also paprika. I didn't use chipotle powder, but I would if I did it today.

@KayOhtie @heathen_cat @keirFox a non competitive food challenge? sounds fun! I poured my heart and over $100 into a pot of charro beans for a work competition with like 10 people and did not place. It really soured the whole experience of introducing Ohioans to this particular Tex-Mex dish.

@heathen_cat @KayOhtie @keirFox I don't think I used msg back then, at least not as liberally as I do now. It might already be in the bouillon. If you can't find knorr, use whatever works.

@lightspill@tailswish.industries seriously, the bussy is not on the belly or back, but bigots never made sense anyway did they?

@heathen_cat @KayOhtie @keirFox Also pretty kitty :3 wamna pet kity

@godbirdart @Velux a nice character arc too

@lightspill@tailswish.industries k im done

@arcturax @keirFox "This 10 minute video will change your life"

@Froobat@blimps.xyz I still win lol

@nblr@chaos.social weeping