woof wood bark i'm a dog i'm a fucking DOG!!!! OKAY??? BARK!!!!!
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mastodon 4.8.0-alpha.3+glitchNia, suno Nija ☆ 25 ☆ https://nia.dog PLURR 
uncategorizable weirdo surfing the web.
pittsburgh writer, linguist, master magi, and retro media + #stg nerd. i am quite busy, owe you nothing, and reserve the right to be picky about whom i give my energy to!
often suggestive. i tend to ramble and meander. every post i make is for myself. if you like it too, that's even better!
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CURRENTLY THINKING ABOUT: writing, car, divorce, health, spirituality.
775 Followers
919 Following
50 Posts
Joined August 05, 2023
PRONOUNS:
she/it
APPROXIMATE VALUE:
a quarter million, afloat and at the dock
SCENT PROFILE:
indian restaurant; a common, non-curry indian spice; maple and brown sugar; a candy store; coconut; peaches; dewy violets
IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM:
lick 'em
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signal is where you go to get earnest meaningful and intentional nia. fedi is where you to engage in pvp with thunderdome nia
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sex was a lie invented to sell video game ERP. vore is real though
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dances naked very intensely for 3 and a half hours and gets surprised when my paws hurt afterwards
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i am the
biggest bluest cleanest brightest
quickest newest roundest nicest
softest tallest toughest lightest
smoothest kindest flattest tightest
most amazing puppygirl you'll ever meet! 🐕! 🐕!
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flustering the whole system got them going @///@@//@@///@//@@//@@//@@@///@
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i shook my head like a wet dog and now it hurts so much. that's stupid. this is stupid
if you're a girl. or you're a dog. or maybe you're something different
at least they still made every character in star fox fuckable. phew
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i sniff up in your direction, i curl up at your feet, i purr to you gently. yes, you!
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for the first time in months, i am applying deoderant. i know. i'm sorry women
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when comfortable, i say "woof" a lot between my words. one of my favorite occurrences is, when meeting a person for the first time, they will reply - in awe - "woof" to me after i speak
"there is no ethical consumption under capitalism". untrue. shoplifting
VANISH ALL PURPOSELY HARMFUL PEOPLE
for
UNLIMITED WEALTH
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i keep my masks in the same pocket as my cinnamon gum. now all my masks smell like cinnamon. i like this a lot
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how many shrimp do i have to eat before i make my skin turn sick
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i am thriving - not in spite of the female hysteria - but because of it
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ive heard youre having an IT issue. have you tried to sequel the database? have you rusted the jquery. have you tried taking all of the javascript out
welcome to bouquet emoji monday 💐
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the new little guys are perfect and i for one welcome their newfound rule on Wuhu Island
"bouquet" the "monday" be with you... emoji fans ;)
hey i'm noticing that one thing about me is that i don't even fucking like youtube at all
@Auren@yiff.life was very proud of her visual gag in the hotel room
lend a paw to my wonderful friend reebz if you can!
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@EeveeEuphoria@social.translunar.academy "most nintendo fans disagree with me" is maybe a compliment
i hate a lot of things about this, but the praise i can give it is the nice designs. feels very A Fox In Space.
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she excitedly upgraded to Just A Vest before we went dancing ~