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character selection

Me: Would you love me if I was a worm? But, like, a computer worm. Like Stuxnet? Her: What? Me: *Beginning to infect PLC systems at an international scale* Please answer quickly.

yeah I'm kinky I got so many kinks in my spine ouch ow owie

this is me, actually

@monkey@brain.worm.pink @mori@void.lgbt I'm a bit kawaii yeah

reading comments on it and I see peeps like "yeah anonymity is bad on the internet" man fuck you I bet someone just said something mean to you go back to instagram then

mr president a second beer has hit the epsi

@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com it's the grassman

trying out Subway Tooter with akkoma woaw it has custom emoji reacts

*notices ur bulgogi* owo

@vitalis@dirtyknight.life shoutout to back in the day when I hammered out a several thousand word essay on moby dick in one night in highschool without even reading it and still scored an A-

@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com the fire never stood a chance

@lain@lain.com freedom of squeaks

@stefan@akko.lightnovel-dungeon.de works every time on these fuckers

low cortisol epsi

Medieval peasant, whom I just gave access to a laptop and connection wired to modern day internet: "Actually achieving initial access into these corporate internal networks wasn't too hard, I'm establishing persistence now and exfiltrating sensitive data. You say we can sell such things on whatever this dark web is?" Me: uh yeah

@Stellar@mk.absturztau.be Interfacing (Impossible): Success

@wasabi@raru.re @BitBun@raru.re Gonna start a vibewave cafe textboard and that'll be where we meet

@BitBun@raru.re no one on my end moved either

@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com average fedi user vibe

@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com yes, very chjara!

@iwillbite@stereophonic.space what is this even

@bahi0u@mk.absturztau.be getting in the duvet with u

@zonk@shitposter.world zonk the sushimancer

@bahi0u@mk.absturztau.be yes, it's very rough, but satisfying when it comes out well!

@hannah@hai.z0ne.social I'm having some on Friday too :btr_kikuri_thumbsup:

@bahi0u@mk.absturztau.be waow so good!

@Stellar@mk.absturztau.be congrats to her :Klee_Pray:

@mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be she is absorbing the wifi

they turned her into fudge wtf

@hannah@hai.z0ne.social :btr_kikuri_wave:

@HatsuneMiku@mk.absturztau.be okay I'm miku now

@zonk@shitposter.world yeah

@djsumdog@djsumdog.com @vitalis@dirtyknight.life My teacher did, actually. I don't think she liked it necessarily, but she was old school lit analysis and read all classics, very old and very orthodox english class type. Unfortunately, this was an assignment where you pick your own book, not assigned. I just thought "wow man hunts whale, so cool". I did not think to look up how it actually was. Thank you sparknotes :UbelPray:

@catsalad@infosec.exchange but I don't thunk

@mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be lil tofu...

@cell@shitposter.world same where kemonomimi convention?

@HatsuneMiku@mk.absturztau.be I am gluing myself to miku

@zonk@shitposter.world ogey

@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com she's probably sweaty under there

@zonk@shitposter.world that's crazy, I'm men!!!

@catsalad@infosec.exchange I need to hug this creature for like an entire week straight

@bahi0u@mk.absturztau.be @Asklepian@abyss.cafe whoa so awesome!!!

@HatsuneMiku@mk.absturztau.be this is good news

be careful what epsi you sip, it could be this

random access mlemory