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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
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Writer from Edinburgh, Scotland. Husband of one, father of two.

4017 Followers
115 Following
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Joined November 02, 2022
My site:
https://mattgemmell.scot
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Interests:
#writing #scotland #independence #tech #foss #antifascist #redistributewealth #mechanicalkeyboards #eu #nintendo #woodworking
Ko-fi:
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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago
Replying to
People don’t realise that “Just get a Brother laser; it’s fine” is the highest possible compliment for printers. If you want a printer to (1) sit near-dormant in deep sleep for weeks or months on end, and then (2) immediately print what you send to it, properly, every single time and then go to sleep again, then… just get a Brother laser printer. Somehow, in this world of madness, it does the thing you buy it for with no bullshit. If you can even remember what that’s like.
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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 8mo ago
Boosted by @craiggrannell@mastodon.social
This piece has been coming for a while, in one form or another. Makes me deeply unhappy to write it. https://mattgemmell.scot/the-fallen-apple/
The Fallen Apple — Matt Gemmell
Matt Gemmell

The Fallen Apple — Matt Gemmell

I barely recognise the company I used to have such admiration for.

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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 8mo ago
Boosted by @fahrni@curmudgeon.cafe
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Put another way, if you had $50,000 in annual disposable income (after tax), Apple’s $1m would be like you donating 4 dollars and 11 cents… and issuing a press release about it.
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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 2mo ago
As the most amateur of amateurs in photography, so far I've learned that: it's not the camera body, it's the lens — but also not the lens; it’s the settings. And not the settings; the composition. But not the composition; the LIGHT. And not even the light, but actually just being there with the camera at all. It turns out that photography is all about taking photos a lot, looking at them, and trying stuff to make them better the next time. I wish I'd been told this earlier.
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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago

Imagine the pride you must feel to have your home planet come back into view, re-establish contact, and get all the news stories about your head of state saying “a whole civilisation will die tonight”.

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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago

Tip for those in the US wondering which news stories are real and which are jokes today: the cruel, demented stuff that damages international relations for decades to come is real.

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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 2mo ago
A rare al fresco breakfast in Edinburgh. ☀️
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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago

Maximum hubris to post photos from a spacecraft of the beautiful planet that your country is absolutely dedicated to fucking up in every conceivable way.

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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago

30 years ago today, on 13th March 1996, I was sixteen and at high school. It was a Wednesday. Half an hour up the road in Dunblane, a man called Thomas Hamilton walked into a primary school gymnasium with 4 legally-owned handguns and 743 rounds. He killed 16 children aged between 5 and 6, the age my son is right now. He also killed a teacher, and injured 15 others, then killed himself. It was and is the deadliest mass (4+ casualties) shooting in UK history.

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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago

Software running on the user account of a minor should be prohibited from showing UI or messaging related to purchases, including trial functionality.

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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago

So, so, so, so tired of news from That Country.

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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago

RE: @ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net

I think virtually everyone is in favour of a NATO (and everything else) without the US at this point. I’m also pretty sure that in the EU Council meetings about ongoing rearmament, they draw air-quotes around countering the threat of ✌️Russia✌️.

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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 5mo ago

Very excited about DaVinci Resolve getting a Photo page in the next version, for all the colour correction and node-based editing stuff. I will not use Lightroom because it's an Adobe product, and I'm hoping that Resolve can do enough of the things I need to unify the workflow a bit.

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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago

Also known as the “fuck Sky and Adobe in particular” law. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg0v36ek2go

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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 7mo ago

I think the most emetic thing about the 1Password price increase for the family plan is that they refer to it as “updating” the pricing, noting that it had heretofore "remained largely unchanged". It bugged me, and I pondered why; I think it's because it contains the implication that an unpleasant (20%!) price increase ought to be accepted now because customers had graciously been excused some notional previous increases, as if there were an element of now-unsustainable charity involved.

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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 7mo ago

Nine years.

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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 7mo ago

Latest reminder that the world must have complete independence from the USA, in every respect, as one of its primary policy goals. https://www.reuters.com/sustainability/boards-policy-regulation/us-orders-diplomats-fight-data-sovereignty-initiatives-2026-02-25/

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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago

👍 👍 Get the world off US big tech at all costs. @dch@bsd.network @dch@bsd.network

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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 7mo ago

Mad scientist but with a retro Macintosh vibe.

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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago

macOS 26.4 seems to remount unmounted drives when unlocking the screen. Apple keeps finding new ways to make me dread every update and its bizarre bugs.

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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 7mo ago

Another in the ever-continuing series of Two Kinds of People In The World: those who want to actually create things, and those who are basically OK with using the stolen work of countless others to marginally increase their own convenience.

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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 8mo ago
Replying to
@netopwibby@social.coop I know what you mean. The actual tech is incredible — I’m on a power-sipping M4 Max with all the upgrades, and it’s sci-fi performance. But it’s a thousand paper cuts everywhere else!
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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 7mo ago

And if you want to make genre/topic-specific (or otherwise filtered) books from Markdown-based content using my Pandoc Publish wrapper, I wrote up how I do that for my weekly stories: https://mattgemmell.scot/automating-novel-and-anthology-publishing/ @Unixbigot@aus.social @Unixbigot@aus.social

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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 7mo ago

Let’s all just try to be kind to people, and be sure to tell them it's because I told you to.

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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 7mo ago

It stands for UnSafe. The sheer number of people we know who have cancelled their planned holidays and even business trips there for the forseeable future.

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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 7mo ago

Interesting that this time around they got to völkisch _after_ the camps instead of before. In the USA it’s currently 1937–38.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/02/fcc-asks-stations-for-pro-america-programming-like-daily-pledge-of-allegiance/

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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 7mo ago

My 268th free weekly mini-story "Exile" is out, and you can read it here: https://mattgemmell.scot/books/once-upon-a-time/stories/exile/

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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago

My 272nd free weekly mini-story "Despair was the gun" is out, and you can read it here: https://mattgemmell.scot/books/once-upon-a-time/stories/despair-was-the-gun/

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#amwriting #fiction #shortstory

Despair was the gun — Matt Gemmell
Matt Gemmell

Despair was the gun — Matt Gemmell

A short story from my Once Upon A Time series.

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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@seanreilly@mastodon.social Also a big hate of Lauren’s. Can never find the Forward button.
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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 7mo ago

I think it would be quicker to list my acquaintances who haven't said some version of this.

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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@middaparka@godforsaken.website From memory, we’ve had “Me Time” and “In the Desert” before for sure.
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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 7mo ago

My 269th free weekly mini-story "Donkey" is out, and you can read it here: https://mattgemmell.scot/books/once-upon-a-time/stories/donkey/

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#amwriting #fiction #shortstory

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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 8mo ago
Replying to
@implementcontrols@mastodon.social Did you find a good replacement for photos, if you use it like we do (family sharing etc)?
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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 8mo ago
Replying to
@jamesalegria@mastodon.design 💯%
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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago

My 273rd free weekly mini-story "The Major Arcana" is out, and you can read it here: https://mattgemmell.scot/books/once-upon-a-time/stories/the-major-arcana/

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#amwriting #fiction #shortstory

The Major Arcana — Matt Gemmell
Matt Gemmell

The Major Arcana — Matt Gemmell

A short story from my Once Upon A Time series.

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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 8mo ago
Replying to
@MissConstrue@mefi.social Thank you. 🙏
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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@middaparka@godforsaken.website You might be the only one who realised we’d seen them (twice) before!
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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 8mo ago
Replying to
@brettwitty@mstdn.social Thanks for reading!
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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 8mo ago
Replying to
@JuleLe@outmo.de @implementcontrols@mastodon.social Looks promising; thank you.
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Matt Gemmell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago

Stats on my free weekly mini-stories*

Began: 11th Jan, 2021
Stories so far: 273
Total words: ~345,000
Most common genres: supernatural 128, sci-fi 94, horror 59, crime 42

* https://mattgemmell.scot/books/once-upon-a-time/stories/
#amwriting

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