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@broadwaybabyto@zeroes.ca Wot? One rule for the self appointed leets and another for the people. I will work tirelessly pro bono (without a leg to stand on, I think is the meaning) for the rites of ordinary and normal not oppressive and worse than useless self appointed scam leaders. 🏴‍☠️ 💻 🌈

@Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange Exactly so. I only trust hackers, tux, anarchists and kittens. I like the smaller Mastodon instances too... I must be a little naive. I live in a surveillance city. Family members leave their corporate spyware on. At the library I use Windows 11.

@stux@mstdn.social A simple plan. Who is on IT? Money is no object or objection. Just an economic tool for the rightly motivated. Unlimited finds for public provision not private hoarding. Sounds good to me moi and meow meows...

Hi everyone, #introduction I will be posting in English as that is my first language. Gibberish is my second language. Ich can nicht Sprecher german. Und ich bin kaput (mostly) I am know as lobster (I am the only kosher lobster outside the Qlipoth - whatever that is) i AM ALSO not very good at not shouting due to the position of the cap lock key. Apologies (Enchuldigan sie bitte) I have a website somewhere or other and will now add all my details and post an avatar etc. Say hi. I don't bite but I am not a crawfish so have nipping capacity... Thanks for letting me join. I will try to be gutt.

#Today #3Things #threeGoodThings

1. Home made #bread flavoured with #Scottish heathland #honey
2. On a new instance/server. Hello Boyz and gals and aliens.
3. Fed birds with dried #mealworms. I haz food to spare...

In other words I am a happy wer-lobster

😎

Dear Friends of micro dosing,

I think that is not only homopathy or drug withdrool. It also refers in my mindlessness to exposing ourselves to diversity, world and cultural differences.

For examples:

• Gonna watch episoda 2 staring Clacton future councillor and local Mayoress Mx Truly Precious in her future battle with Count Binfacia
• Judge and you shall be Judy and Punch drunk...
• Zion is not the last refuge, except in the dating Matrix

Have a great day everyone. Free your Mind. Vote Taoist or Buddha Fielded

Dear friends I am no step nearer to,

• Formatting an olde Linux thumbdrive from my local library running the scamware Windows11 (lobster spits like a cameloid)
• Librarians are very helpful if helpless
• The librarians including their resident computer bodhi did kindly contact the 'only by remote access' small security team at Wandsworth council

That means I will have to wait for EasyOS to offer this capacity (is coming) or try again running dd, gparted and the usual bag of trickery at home.

#formatting #libraries #gparted

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Dear Friends with a garden, you lucky critters,

• I am going to sit in mine to watch the grass growing. Actually only have a strand of wheat but my garden is tiny enough to cherish and listen to London constantly rebuilding and renovating.

• A good day for Fridays when all manner of fries are permissible eg. Air fried battered fish 'N chips (no not computer chips or crisps)

• CU later snap dragons In a whiled garden ...eh's...

#garden #urban #London

Dear #unfriends of those #non-companies offering 'capabilities' as a service... Pah wot a shower! Anyways, just time to roast/post this excellent accurate analysis of #Trump before #Brunch Have posted it before but always good to remind people of the worst of us. Hopefully not youse dear reader... Please remember we can do better in a swamp. 😎

Dear Friends of retro computing.

It is not my oldest computer but is my oldest outdoors Linux device. An #Eeepc running a celeron processor and an excellent interface in only the tiniest bit of ram.

However/hoover...

• Can not get ye ancient wifi wep and wpa to work. Been trying.

• So far I have found the power lead, am charging the battery and may have to use Ethernet later to get on something known as the interweb 😎

• Pretty ancient version of fIREFOX AND A REALLY nice suite of programs. It may have a tiny amount of internal SSD memory as it looks as if I added mtpaint

What a wondrous piece of kit/kitty. It is pretty self contained. The screen is small. The keyboard is quite useful and I pugged/plugged in a USB laser mouse (Can not stand touchpads)

I am in reverse enshittification... and I likes it. Most Truly Precious. What have you throne away or designated as junk? A few billionaires x-toys perhaps?

✅

Dear Friends of the 3 terror #religions,

That is:

1. X-tianity (latest product is the United Wasps of America)
2. #Zionism uber alles. A fascist olde Monochrome regional religion
3. Latest Mono(tonous) claim to the Unholy Land. Islamb.

However has your religion stepped up?

• Has the Dalai Lama sent airborne peaceniks?
• Have the #Hindu hordes agreed to move or take over the Palestine/Israel real estate?
• Any Satanists or Atheists willing to offer their magic/independence?

Personally I am hoping Jimmy Dore will tour the area with a band of comedians. Just for Lulz. https://www.youtube.com/c/thejimmydoreshow

Dear Friends of laptops, Luckily I did not buy a new one Nearly did. But I did update my favourite dual processor one. And it went well. So another rant from another computer... 😎 ✅

Dear Friends for oh the humanity,

As we may know if paying attention:

• It is never 'Oh Well', Orwell or Oil Well. Rather it is conscious activity that dictates the Zeitgeist
• In other words, we can observe and scroll our feeds and know nothing but consumption
• It is why I listen to what is said and act to my best life of understanding

For Example:

1. Start with three better strategies
2. Prepare to add a fourth One
3. Connect with any core, even an apple core, you can-can
4. Too much already? I think not. It is a Zen thing.

https://tpbproxies.com/

🧘 💃

@adrianmorales@ieji.de

Dear Friends of the Real World (if still available),

• I had a vegan lunch. Rice and veg with tofu flavoured with LaoGanMa. Add green salad and chopped apples and bananas
• My present instance ieji.de is working again, apart from the instances unique emojis
• Just about recovered from yesterdays party (neighbours one - not too noisy) Was I invited. Off course not I barely know who I am let alone my urban neighbours. May have s siesta, if I can find a sombrero
• Found this mornings Distrowatch Weekly interesting. Even downloaded an ISO I might have a use for... https://distrowatch.com/weekly.php?issue=20260831

Have a great day. Eat well. Be well. Be kind to animals...

Dear users of ACME type marketing and products,

• Should you see Coyote vs. Acme
• Yes -Is it funny business. Yes!

Here is why... https://youtu.be/M1bldZpH380

#ACME #Coyote

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Todays plan:

• Go for walk. Success rate 100%. Managed to avoid the reign of King Charles. Our new Man-arch. I do blame hymn for the drizzle. Isn't it time he abdicated? Still has not built green houses for plebs on his country estates.
• Use an unswallowable tablet to draw a curtain and bamboozle an AI. Ooh I iz wikid!
• Use my removed tonsils to sing, hum or pretend to Bee.

Yep a bizzy daze begins with the impossible right through the implausible. Send me magick spells, prayer rugs by fly mail and good wishes to the unusual add-dresses...

🎭 🏴‍☠️ 📌

Dear Friends of smaller instances, I like them but I can barely get into c.im as they are very strictly come dancing. And I might be too stoopid. I think they did let me in before BUT me being an elderling, I had forgotten I had even applied to join. 😊 I am pretty sure I am not malevolent but you can not be too careful these days. Wot with misinformed half wits like me, bots and fascists with big bug and trolling budgets. I tries to be good... 🦞

Dear Friends who are kewl, Well I am not cool. Too infirm, feeble and decrepit, especially pre-breakfast... But in case you are a coolist: 1) I thought I had Thunderbird on my #Linux desktop. No. Wrong. Fail! 2) Instead I had #Deltachat AND LO and Behold. I managed (finally) to get it working [Sounds of #mad #heroic lobster gleeful yelping] 3) I even bypassed 'do know evil' Goo-gle and Apple (pronounced 'appal') sign in (which I don't have/use anymore) and... 4) ...Setup a new #email account in European Canada 🌈 Ye Gods and Elders of the Internet! I may still have a few olde leet nerdiness in me... ✅ https://delta.chat/en/ #Email #Linux #EasyOS #Messaging 💃

@farbel@mas.to We do not forget. And never will. Simples.

@xrobau@mastodon.au bravo, great rigs and proves doing more with 'less' is the real possibility... k u t g w Keep Up The Good Work One Day I wills haz my owned Instance/server Mastodon style

@Richard_Littler@mastodon.social The Doctor is regenerated as a dalek. Yep he now has a dark side. Who guessed? He now uses his sonic screwdriver to stir his ironic screwdriver cock tales. Then he visits iconic British programs like the prisoner and uses AI to defeat their effect on the remains of the empire.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I knew it. I try and be one of them, Grate people. May great an Apple for my muesli. May not ever spell magickally again. I can always do more: 1) Kindness is normal. I can do both. 2) Recycle more. Waste less. 3) Provide nutrition FAQs 4) Libraries. Knowledge. I likes IT.

@jon@social.vivaldi.net I use vivaldi and consider it an excellent browser. It works in tandem with Proton VPN and is simple and clean. Thanks for pointing out the key features that people admire.

@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt Many thanks. However tagged. I likes. I have grown black toms. Similar to the ones on the end. And the more usual varieties in growbags. Now as most of our garden is shaded, we tend to grow basil which goes well with bought vine tomatoes.

@blag@typo.social Stunning! Just like your website. So temp And ghostly making a few happy RL viewers... Many thanks for sharing...