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Jesse 
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com
sharkey 2025.4.7software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast
only slightly brainrotted
if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s
"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST"
- @ErikUden@mastodon.de@mk.cpluspatch.com
"this nincompoop so half-witted 💔"
- @starEyed@plasmatrap.com@mk.cpluspatch.com
"french, 0/10"
- @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party@mk.cpluspatch.com
"yup,,,, she's gay,,,"
- @thememesniper@wetdry.world@mk.cpluspatch.com
"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. :meowsnuggle:"
- @weird_autumn@0w0.is@mk.cpluspatch.com
"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it."
- @ErikUden@mastodon.de@mk.cpluspatch.com
what is it with you 💀
- @soph@ice.sophari.org@mk.cpluspatch.com
im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao
- @soph@ice.sophari.org@mk.cpluspatch.com
THE MINIONS?!
- @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be@mk.cpluspatch.com
welp now I owe you money and headpats
- @linus@donotsta.re@mk.cpluspatch.com
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A thing of beauty, I know:
Will never fade away
food
i can make my RAM transgender
i just wanted NaNO2 wtf is this
to people like us, joker day is just normal day
growing up with the internet has made my English into a mix of every single American and British dialect at once
pretending like i don't see oomf's highly concerning posts because i don't want to bother her
Replying to
i checked in the mirror and i look like i've been tortured in a basement for the last two weeks
oh wow my left boob is very pretty
right one sucks
L'EMPLOIEMENT JUMPSCARE !!!!!
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@privateger@plasmatrap.com in fact i am equipped to summon the one casually known as little travis on your buffoon self
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@freya@social.highenergymagic.net i took an official photo for an ID and i look ROUGH even with perfect lighting
frigiel et fluffy
ARGRHRGRHGH
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!! 😆😆😆
bro i am not following the metro vending machine on spotify 😭😭😭
how do you tell someone you think they're incredibly pretty without sexually harassing them
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@freya@social.highenergymagic.net no i look like my entire house just got annihilated in an airstrike
good girls prioritize shareholder value ❤️
meaningless
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@privateger@plasmatrap.com organ failure from prolonged heat exposure starts at 31-42 degrees celcius depending on humidity
it is literally cooking you and causing damage
imagine being topped by a redditor and they start saying "w faps"
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@doskel@masto.doskel.net unobtainium is also easy as hell with the unbreakable unobtainium sight charm
you can also use the mekanism quarry (give it max upgrades), it's pretty easy, though you need to manually move it every once in a while
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@doskel@masto.doskel.net you can still quarry the mining dimension, i did that and it worked fine
also free allthemodium with the fucking potion charm thing, you can make it infinite with apotheosis