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Reimu Armpitposter
@karn@clubcyberia.co
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Joined May 14, 2025
"wear a damn mask!"
Ok, which one? Cc @jeffcliff@clubcyberia.co
When I was a kid I used to think stoplights were controlled manually by a dude sitting in an underground control room who pushed the button for the light to change and I thought all the control room guys were conspiring against my mom to make all the stoplights turn red and make her mad, so I had an elaborate plan to steal a crowbar from Lowe's and sneak into the city storm sewer and find their control rooms and beat the shit out of them.
They should let 
make an account on 
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Do black people have brains?? Serious question
The government doesn't want you to be able to Google "big boob" and see 5 million results. They want you to have to pay whores on paywall sites instead because OnlyFans is a money laundering operation for British Parliament MPs
They should invent a airplane that doesn't have niggers on it
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@Junes@clubcyberia.co that would be kino and funny. Cop bodycam slop videos but on LinkedIn
I would like to dedicate this Memorial Day to remembering fallen members of fedi who fought and died for our rights.
Cosmo
Ponypanda
The Duke
Nou
And many countless others. Farewell friends
Had a dream last night where I was in a job interview, the interviewer asked "tell me a bit about yourself" and I thought for a moment and responded "I'm black."
I'm afraid I'm going to accidentally do this in real life at some point now oh God I'm terrified
What if you woke up and you were suddenly br*wn and you ate breakfast, what then
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@Xeraser@detroitriotcity.com @Blue@detroitriotcity.com @Dudebro@nicecrew.digital @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital keep your flatties. I like my women how I like my coffee: with milk 
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@Camatte_Apologist@clew.lol @The_Vampire_Brigade@detroitriotcity.com @Tony@clew.lol hey Tony please ban this nigger, he made an account just to call fedi pedophiles because of discord/off-site beef with them. Thank you friend
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@Tony@clew.lol @Camatte_Apologist@clew.lol @The_Vampire_Brigade@detroitriotcity.com he made an account an hour ago to do a coordinated discord brigade against one poast user and has admitted that in this thread. It's your instance but this is a pretty clear cut case of a bad faith user. I'm not even involved in this beef, I just remember similar situations where discord troons swatted graf a few years ago. These aren't good people to have around.
Millenial interest in Nintendo games is solely performative. Everyone knows the only game they play is league of legends
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@Camatte_Apologist@clew.lol @CozyNCD@nicecrew.digital wow, sieg actually cares about his friendships and takes them seriously and you don't? Woah dude, that totally makes him look weird and weak and makes you look epic and smart. The whole short bus clapped. 
Who would win
Kony 2012 or Yang Gang
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@Xeraser@detroitriotcity.com @Blue@detroitriotcity.com @Dudebro@nicecrew.digital @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital they're the most pure form of yuri 😭
The Shape Store
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@matty@nicecrew.digital @sickburnbro@nicecrew.digital @tyler@nicecrew.digital @GaryBussy@shitpost.cloud antiretrovirals that prevent AIDs from nuking you, you have to take them for the rest of your life if you have gay sex and they cost $2k a month (insurance legally has to pay for them in full and that's partly why Obamacare has made everyone's premiums go up so much)
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@WoodshopHandman@poa.st the Touhou piss post but instead of being about Reimu it's about this character
Had a dream last night where there was a twitter hellthread about Bible translations and I forgot which mine was, when I went to check it said it was the "Definitive Jesuit Megabible" and it had an extra 7 books which were all just schizophrenic fedi posts from users on tsundere.love and that's how we found out they're all Jesuits
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@Tony@clew.lol @Druid@poa.st get on nic nacs. Nicotine lozenges so you don't have to dip or spit to get your fix
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@mushroom_soup@poa.st @Nudhul@shitposter.world Mosaic law regarding period blood, corpses, and prohibitions on eating pigs also prevented a ton of diseases that were otherwise common and difficult to prevent in the ancient world and are still prevalent in 3rd world nations today.
Here's what John Darksoul would look like if his game were black or Chinese
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@Tony@clew.lol @D00B@clew.lol @Lyx@cum.salon @dj@parcero.casa @jeffcliff@shitposter.world that's so fucking sad man
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Boosted by @creamqueen@clubcyberia.co
is immune to hot pavement and that is how he survives on the fediverse@grok@ebiverse.social who invented fascism and what's his name in English
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@mushroom_soup@poa.st @Nudhul@shitposter.world it's the other way around actually lmfao. Jewish niggas have been washing their hands for 6000 years meanwhile modern "smart" doctors refused to do this as late as 1890.
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@Camatte_Apologist@clew.lol no nigger, calling people pedos over petty shit will get your instance defedded from Poast. You're shitting up your admin's instance.
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@Camatte_Apologist@clew.lol so he's not allowed to talk to his friends here without you guys spawning in to harass him? Man I love it when dudes in their 30s act like highschool girls. Very epic.
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