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@milk@poa.st Might have to give it a try. I just ordered wings (expensive nuggies) and need something to watch

@graf@poa.st @milk@poa.st I got hot buffalo but wish I got hotter, blue cheese for the dip.

Queen shit

@Tony@clew.lol I have the weirdest nicotine withdrawals. I've tried seriously quitting like seven times so I'm sure it's the cause. The first two days I'm a bit testy and tired, but by day three I'm feeling better. I'm fine for another week before I suffer an absolute existential breakdown and it's weeks of clawing myself out of this weird anxious depression. I've tried patches, gum, patches and gum, chantix, every combination of the aforementioned and it's always the same.

@Tony@clew.lol If I could moderate myself I wouldn't have quit, but I was up to two cans of Zyn a day (3mg but still) and just couldn't force myself to ration it out. Anyways, one thing at a time and you're doing great with alcohol friend.

@deprecated_ii@poa.st Same with Doordash. Even tossing something into a microwave is far too complex and arduous a task these days. Technology just makes people so damn lazy and retarded. It really should be restricted to the aristocracy (people I like).

>looking for someone to settle down with >must make at least $250k and own a 5 bedroom house (for my three kids) >men under 6'3" need not apply

Glad to see we're bringing back tar and feathering, at least in spirit

@Eiregoat@nicecrew.digital I mean if you get the cheapest factory farm eggs from a discount store they might only be like 25 cents each. Not sure where to find $1 avocados anymore, maybe discounted on account of that massive rotten spot

I grew up in Ohio and never heard anyone call it Ohio or Columbus style pizza until this year and suddenly I've heard it referenced several times.

The lion does not pay attention to the recommended serving size

@Tony@clew.lol I quit weed without an issue. I normally take a break from booze for a month or so every year. Quitting carbs and sugar is a bit rough after a month but doable with the occasional cheat day. But every time I try to quit nicotine I go borderline insane. I'm on the patch seven weeks now and I've only resorted to a cigarette three times to keep me from losing my shit completely.

Fuck. Gonna miss that nigga.

gm A little advice from our wise Finnish brethren

@zero@strelizia.net >psychological horror where the protagonist his haunted by his own guilt >protagonist from a group that famously has no guilt Silent Hill N

@Wormwood@poa.st Please remember to lock out tag out your women before you do anything with them

Here we see a cat being the perfect cat (calmly doing literally whatever he feels like doing) while a dog is being the perfect dog (eagerly doing the task he was bred to do with ultimate enthusiasm)

@PraxisOfEvil@poa.st Same. Sadly indeed doesn't have any opening for a beer taste tester (remote)

Who would have guessed that exporting all jobs and importing infinite brown labor while castigating men and Whites would have adverse effects

@FiestaBun@decayable.ink I swear I was just after tiny ziplock bags officer

Back in my day it was Flintstones chewables, then it was gummies, now it's just a dime bag niggers swallow right before they get arrested.

Gonna take a break from media for the month. Be well, have fun, and don't get black pulled while I'm gone.

This third beer really tastes like everyone at the bar wants to hear how many ethic slurs I know by heart.

Imagine the absolute chimping when these hit the BKs with mostly black employees (any of them/all of them)

Coyotes can have a little bit of lean. They are OK having a small sip now and then as a treat.

Jihad or water buffalos?

How about you gerrymander you some bitches

GET OFF MY LAWN

Orange buddy needs charcuterie

This buddy is terrified of his own Hasan Piker costume

I've been OK, finally able to spend more time with friends this month, but work is driving me insane so I'm hunting for a new job.

>"I'll have ahhh..."
>"Uuuuuuummmm..."
>"I'd like the uhh..."

The left has no answer to this

>One must imagine Sisyphus as a good boy.

whipipo (racists) don't season they nails

Every cancer burns itself out in the end.

How's everyone been?

@thequartering@poster.place @Terry@poa.st @randbot@poa.st It wasn't six million, but if it really was six million it wouldn't have been enough.

Orange creature wants the nuggies, he must be stopped

They call it an "eighth" because only one eighth of the people who try weed survive

@deprecated_ii@poa.st Why would I want this? Why would I want to pay an extra $400/month in electricity/internet to keep a digital redditor in my house?

Customer Service Specialist... Ah yes, they called me that once. I am Shift Leader. And I come back to you at the final notice of my utility bills.

gm >Narrator: "It was not, in fact, a good morning."