Johnny ‘Decimal’ Noble
mastodon 4.7.3Johnny.Decimal is a system to organise your life.
Using AI to organise your 'knowledge' is like claiming to be smarter because you know what Wikipedia is.
Coming soon: the Johnny.Decimal Corporate System. 👔
Sick of not having any clue where anything is? Sick of duplicate documents on Teams, SharePoint, and in your email?
Let us fix that for you.
https://johnnydecimal.com/blog/0193-a-new-website-and-focus-on-sbs
We done it again.
ANZ would like me to 'reverify' my personal details for an account that I've held for 22 years. Just in case they're wrong, y'know?
They'd like me to upload my drivers licence and/or passport and/or so on.
1. I don't think I'll bother.
2. I genuinely think this should be illegal. I worked in this industry. I know how good we are at keeping this data secure.
Adorably, their service is called – I'm not making this up – 'TrustMe'.
I. Do. Not.
Cheap mobile data hack for Aussies. This is how I use my phone while travelling, and I just realised it'll be cheaper to continue doing this when I'm back home than it will be to get a 'proper' Aussie mobile plan.
1. You need an Aussie mobile service. This is your baseline: this keeps your number active. Get an Aldi mobile PAYG plan, top up with $15, it lasts a year. Turn off mobile data on this line.
2. For data, use an eSIM service. Redteago will give you 1GB valid 30 days for AU$2. That's right, I said two dollars.
That's it. Pay Aldi mobile $15 a year. Pay Redteago $2 a month. Sweet.
Received an email from Netlify this morning that I'll quote in its entirety.
> Subject: Describe your app. The database provisions itself.
> Hi Johnny,
> You can now build a full app, with a real database, in one prompt.
> Netlify Database is live. When you describe your app to the Agent Runner, it detects that you need to store data and sets up the database automatically. No setup steps. No infrastructure decisions. You describe what you want; it wires everything up.
> Example: "Create an app that manages my music collection. Each entry needs an artist name, year, genre, and format. I want to search by artist name and edit any entry."
> That's it. The Agent Runner creates the database, sets up the schema, and connects it to your app. You see the tables in your dashboard when it's done.
So that is terrifying. Please don't do that with any important data, my friends.
We are about to enter an age of Tremendous Data Leakage. I'm not anti-AI, I find Claude amazingly useful. But if you have no idea how to secure a database you shouldn't be allowed to use databases.
And we're off! Going east?!
RFC W0192: Use of +, ~, @; clarifying extend-the-end
As a kid I was fascinated by the paranormal. I got those weekly magazines that you kept in a binder. Bigfoot, UFOs, and the holy grail: telekinesis.
In 1994 I found myself on the network at the University of York. In those days you could `telnet` to any machine on campus – including the nice SGI workstations in the special CompSci room – and `reboot now`. Which we did, cruelly, because we were 18. (There was one girl who would lose her shit in the room when it happened to her. So of course we'd `finger` each box and figure out where she was. I know, I know.)
I still find the power of a `sudo reboot now` – legitimately, today, as I update my VPS software – to be a kind of magic. Here I sit, wirelessly, in a hotel room in Vietnam. And I can reach across to a server in California and just by moving my fingers, cause it to restart.
WwJD: This is what Johnny.Decimal was designed for (video)
https://johnnydecimal.com/blog/0232-wwjd-this-is-what-jd-was-designed-for/
It's a social network. Anyone who expected privacy there has themselves to blame.
@ellane@pkm.social Look out, that's 5% plus the ~3.5% payment processor fees.
Do I need to pay PayPal/Stripe fees? Yes, PayPal and Stripe will still charge at their standard rates once they complete a transaction. This applies for all plans.
Would something like Ko-fi work? Or honestly just put up a paypal.me link and email people the product yourself?! ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Hey guys I've made [super niche tool for my specific use-case] using [the same LLM you could use if you were so inclined] do you wanna see it and use it and give me feedback and star my GitHub repo?
@neatnik Iiiiiiinteresting.
I wonder if this is one of those weird behavioural things. I can't see any situation in which my Discord – where we have been discussing getting off Discord – successfully migrates to this. But I don't know why. It ticks all the boxes:
- [ ] It's not Discord.
- [ ] It is chat.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Indicating levels of Johnny.Decimal complexity
https://johnnydecimal.com/blog/0235-indicating-levels-of-complexity/
Spending time anywhere else in the world makes you particularly sad as to the state of Australian high-speed railway. In that, we don't have any, and we never will.
Until some government has the guts to say, fuck it, and buy a bunch of land, and just push through a bunch of environmental 'concerns', we're just never getting this. In a country as large and with as much land as ours, it's … pathetic. It's truly pathetic.
I say this as someone who has done Canberra↔Sydney a handful of times: a pitiful experience. Truly a shameful journey.
WwJD: Spend less time doing boring admin (video)
https://johnnydecimal.com/blog/0233-wwjd-less-time-boring-admin/