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@Vordus@chitter.xyz I mean, it IS a microsoft product, so it kinda tracks with their generally dubious grasp on reality.
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@alextecplayz@techhub.social @balslev@assemblag.es if anything, this just shows what a scam it is, to keep them profitable by selling the majority of the chips used to produce slop.
Kind of like the nonsense they pulled during the crypto coin mining craze that screwed up consumer electronics the last time.
(Yes, nvidia is guilty in both counts)
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@roxy@chitter.xyz "I may be cloutless, but I am free" was not the hot take I was expecting, but damn if it isn't one to live by.
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@Ultranidd *Sir David Attenborough voice* "Here we see the majestic leswolf in her natural habitat, likely contemplating yuri, if I've the right of her obvious excitement. Note the posture and movements of the tail, which communicate a desire for gal-palling."
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@scarlet@plush.city you and me both. I haven't anywhere to really go, but as soon as I can find somewhere, I am gone.
Mostly because my parents are middle-class sluggard boomers comfortable in their apathy who couldn't be arsed to press their aging (and, lately, expiring) family members for proof of citizenship when they fled Italy and Poland during WW2.
Yeah, sure, maybe our ancestors were Belerusian, or maybe they were Polish, but I'd sooner be an EU citizen than be trapped here.
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@Ash_Greytree@chitter.xyz yinglet pooltoy, but the silly stick-limbs keep bending at funny angles.
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@Mandrake I'd imagine that, with enough public outcry against the (extremely highly) probable (and provable) mishandling of biometric data associated with minors, no MP would be willing to get tangled up as "the person who helped legally endanger the Commonwealth's children."
Since that's exactly what this kind of legislation actually does.
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@derFisch@chitter.xyz but have you tried new Humera ™️ ®️ , for your literally everything©️ ?
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@bagelcollie the future we deserve.
Now to install linux so it stops crashing every time I try to take it out of the dryer.
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@Vordus@chitter.xyz it would be sure to both rally all the middling white-folks while pissing off pretty much everyone with a modicum of taste.