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mastodon 4.3.5sometimes goodra, sometimes flygon, sometimes tanuki, always fat
main account of derFisch! only follow request if 18+ please. will generally accept any new followers as long as they're an adult and not a spam bot
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general audience art account: @derfisch@donphan.social
18+ art account: @derfisch@wobbl.xyz
I'm bad at remembering to tag joke things so please be careful following
sometimes I post in not-english
I hide keywords related to intoxication! please remember to cw
boyfriend: @AfterglowAmpharos@donphan.social
422 Followers
138 Following
46 Posts
Joined October 10, 2020
pronouns/pronomoj:
he/they; li/ri
ok languages:
🇺🇸🇯🇵💚
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current os:
fedora + kde plasma
fursonae:
goodra, flygon, tanuki
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and they'd have to stop the writers from making fox and wolf kiss at the end because this is the fifth rewrite and you guys keep doing this
they should invent neighbors who don't make insane new loud noises all day every day
what kinda keybort do you use, and do you like it?
(I know low profile is several categories but like, laptop, tablet case, mac keyboard, etc)
redoot for sample size please :boost_requested:
sometimes I think people from outside the US hear that we have TV ads for prescription drugs and they must think "wow that sounds dystopian" and I need you to understand that it's even worse than you were thinking. they do the whole inventing a problem for them to solve thing. and the problem is always you
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*busting into a board room meeting* GUYS I had the most awesome idea for a social media post
(guy) hey who is this? does he work here?
(other guy) I haven't seen him before
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yes I wish they were more cartoony but look at how fucking fluffy fox looks imagine petting his chest
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instead of looking for writing patterns in articles I find online, I scroll down to see if there's a section titled "the bottom line" and that's usually enough to know an ai wrote it
fat garchomp... 💞💞
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@hexedbug@booping.synth.download cars are a type of neighbor
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unfortunately for this to work you also need to own a car. which is not fun
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maybe if it were an EV so I could hook up some solar panels and not worry about charging it. and also I didn't have to involve the government
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no one is talking about how falco has real-ass bird legs btw. no one ever does that right
my next presentation: it'll flop and we won't get another star fox for 2 more console generations again. it will feel just as out of touch as every other time they did sf64 again
prophetic
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@volpeon at this point I've decided the hassle isn't worth it and I'll just move somewhere myself if I need to, and if my friends actually give a shit they'll follow me there, if only to talk to me. I've been running 3 chat apps at startup for years now just to keep up with people, surely I'm not the only person who should have to extend the same courtesy
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@godbirdart pillow tummy... 💞
Parfait!
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what's wrong, trainer-kun? could it be youre... craving my mcnuggies????
they could not let me in the hopper robots I would get crushes on all the animals and be extremely weird about it
I'm still not sold on 4k becoming The Standard but I will admit it looks pretty good on a big tv. but I think 2k would have been plenty
in france do they call french toast, toast
a collection of papers on the digestive process known as the Feces Theses
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@hexedbug@booping.synth.download think about it it's a guy in a chair in a room. you'd say a mobile home or a camper is a neighbor. cars is neighbors
I will never play the first 2 star foxes btw. being forced to play a 3d game on the super nintendo should be classified as a form of torture
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@Flute@birdbutt.com some day maybe someone will get that right too
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@i@chitter.xyz threw up in my mouth a little
new slippy is too skinny btw. how do you fuck that up come on
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it's hard to convert this meme into something usable elsewhere. how do you change the iconic mcnuggies into something thematically appropriate
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ai
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@Hearth@plush.city generally, low profile
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still upset that:
-no one called smash ultimate "smush" but me (and dan fornace that one time)
-no one called splatoon 3 "spl33n" but me
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art fight card that says I attack with a really big sword for 1d10+str
clicks should probably send out an email acknowledging the delay at some point. if I weren't checking the website like every couple days I'd probably be wondering where my keyboard is
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Complaining, years old medical debt in the US
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@serfingtheweb@chitter.xyz imo if you are a rhythm gamer you gotta do linear switches. I know this is heresy to some people but you can go way faster without losing stamina
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sping forward
Paul back
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@Hearth@plush.city understandable!
satisfying to make a single point deck do numbers this big #pokemontcgpocket