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ideaPDish

@ipd@universeodon.com
mastodon 4.6.8
  • Open on universeodon.com

Twitter refugee, cat lover,
humorist specializing in dad jokes and artichokes
There is nothing I'd rather make fun of than seriousness. Seriously.
I make things, and I break them too.

99 Followers
328 Following
50 Posts
Joined November 16, 2022
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@daisy Eduard Demming, the cannonical author of stats and process control, had some maxims... one of which was, "it costs far more to rework a defective product than it does to make it in the first place." When there is a process in place that's tuned to reliability, every piece is more of the same. Every defective piece is unique. If the raw material is defective, fixing a defective product is chasing randomness, so buy better spec'd raw material. or refine the process.
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@bloor You know why it takes so long?? Because first you have to shave the Yak
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@SimonCHulse First, it's not a joke. Next, some things can't be unscrewed. If this is your first and only tool, you are screwed.
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@bloor I'm a professional, it always takes two weeks. even a month from now.
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@anna_lillith@aeva I know the person who did the original science work proving all the trees are connected.
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@DenisCOVIDinfoguy Well, this basically explains the internet.
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 6mo ago
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@michaelgemar @aeva @dgar I'm not sure, it doesn't say anything about bacteria or probiotics anywhere on the label.
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@GhostOnTheHalfShell @davidaugust Nope, couldn’t fit.. too many elefonts
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
@aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place I hope it rains again tonight... After all the weather, I build a lightening detector. I finished just as the storms moved on. I do get a glimmer though whenever I pat one of the Kittos.
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@dgar@aus.social Under or over?
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@pluralistic@mamot.fr And Ripe for the privatization carpetbagging by the likes of Pete Theil and Palintir. ... I mean Private Capitalization.. because capitalists gonna CAPOTOLIZE
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@pluralistic Doesn't *START* to fray, it continues to fray or frays more. (having difficulty with fraysing.)
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@pluralistic@mamot.fr The crisis is here. it just isn't evenly distributed.
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 6mo ago
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@michaelgemar @aeva @dgar Gemar, I looked at your profile in a glancing way, and for a second I thought your pronouns said helium... I thought that it was a gas.
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@fractal_timescales@mathstodon.xyz @theleftistlawyer@mastodon.social @pluralistic@mamot.fr Resistance useless? Tell that to my bag of parts!.
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@aeva Firefox...
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@evan Please explain loyalty.
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@bloor Optimist. !!!
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@dgar@aus.social Whelm... to direct the flow of water. As a gutter or a troff. Over-- is totally swamped, under- a trickle, boring. By itself, merely anodyne. I was so whelmed, I fell asleep with my face in a toot.
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@dgar@aus.social Dunno between the two of us you the musican, im a musicant. And trust me when I say i can prove it, by demonstrating how. You don’t want that.
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@RickiTarr I remember a time in the ‘70’s 80s when they called these kinds of things conceptual art.. and regenerative art. it was a movements. Regenerative was based on findz art. When we findz art we use it. A mimeo of my mimeo is your mimeo. The conceptual part was learning how to bullshit well enough to convince some people some times that what we made was art. The loci were Saic, Alfred U, NYU, UIC, the players were anyone who lived in Soho, Sandine, snodgrass, woods, Nam Jun Paik, Oldenberg, the Vidiots, and Warhol, Mark Mckernin, Thom DiFonti. The tech was mainframes, terminals, portapacks, IP aka sandine image processor, GRASS graphic symbiosis environment, XRocks, Silk Screens and non-visual ambient environments. Also famous for pasteup punk street pole party posters. Compared to those days, AI Art, .. drek with no soul or intent. A nihilist autotune without lyrics. Should I go on?
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@GreenSkyOverMe I bet those play well with the Aviation Authorities, or whatever they call it over there.
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@pluralistic Are you refering to forex the condom or forex the market... ... thinking... Maybe there isn't much of a difference both are used for screwing.
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@pluralistic So what? the Inland Revenue isn't enough for him?
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@pluralistic Aside... AI Offshore server farms are offshore, How does that benefit the NSA and FISA? All our data is crossing borders? Um..?
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@pluralistic@mamot.fr was the measure, the target?
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@pluralistic Another aside.... It was reported that trump's easter bunny was Pentagon Pete.
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 6mo ago
Replying to on mastodon.gamedev.place
@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place That takes me back... to the Apple II+
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 6mo ago
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@aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place @dgar@aus.social It was on the bargain shelf, so I thought I'd risk it... not unlike a certain president betting on the outcome with a certain country... Fortunately, on the way to that market, I left my phone--er news source at home
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 6mo ago
@aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place@dgar@aus.social I was hungry and couldn’t make up my mind ...
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org the pope has a much more dignified ring that Trump has. ... and it's been kissed so many more times. So, Trump may have a little bit of avarice going on there.
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@benlockwood If this keeps up, it will destroy itself. cheat the escheton.
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place And broodian
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@box464 Could you pass me a probe please? I can’t resist Bc. Useless
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@pluralistic@mamot.fr My inner gadfly took over tonight. Sometimes it's the interacting in real time thing that's engaging.
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org There is a plugin for that issue (spawn). Control Panel for YouTube
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@BBCNews@flipboard.com @business-BBCNews It's getting so second derivative... What we need is a velocity rapture. The rate of change of the rate of henge is becoming infinite.
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 4mo ago
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@detondev@social.linux.pizza Is that a picture of John Beluchi cosplaying a Quaker? (Show me the oatmeal and no one gets hurt)
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org Inspector SeauClueless, and Gagnyet? Gagme and Lets see?
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 6mo ago
Replying to on chat.noelle.codes
@noelle@chat.noelle.codes morrron rhymes with orrrange Depends on your accent.
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@mcc Are they invading?
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@pluralistic@mamot.fr Thank you.
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
@aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place And remember the void in my ceilling from the picture a ew weeks or months back? I found a way to zipper it up... photos at 11.
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 6mo ago
Replying to on mastodon.laurenweinstein.org
@lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org What do you mean by dangerous ?
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 6mo ago
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@nobodyzhome @MercG those antichrists are only minions... There's only one The Antichrist... And I know of someone who is striving... I'm not naming names.
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 6mo ago
Replying to on mastodon.laurenweinstein.org
@lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org Trojan Horse Derves
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 6mo ago
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@evacide@hachyderm.io You are absolutely right
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 5mo ago
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@fsinn@mas.to Vance, huh, ... um, When did he become a Rasta?
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ideaPDish @ipd@universeodon.com
· 6mo ago
Replying to on mstdn.social
@faraiwe@mstdn.social @lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org @jay_chi@mastodon.social The problem is the marketing department, they oversell the glory of the things, when they have no idea that the users are about to wade into a swamp.
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