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@howtophil@oldbytes.space
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Joined October 26, 2022
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 3d ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social There's a great divide, and problems can multiply.
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 2mo ago
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@dgar@aus.social There we go, corrected the typo
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 2w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social "I don't believe you." "I don't care. You get my labor when I decide to give you my labor. You're the one who can't do shit without other people."
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 3w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Tim Guillotine- Oops! Little slip there. I mean Gurner, is up for a special awakening someday.
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 2mo ago
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@dyckron@cosocial.ca It's almost as if voting against minimum wage increases all these decades has had consequences
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 2mo ago
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@MetalheadDana@metalhead.club The trick to dealing with peer pressure is never acknowledging anyone as a peer.
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 4mo ago
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@susankayequinn@wandering.shop Both of those are "Use me to build community"
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 3mo ago
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@davidnjoku@mastodon.world @afewbugs@social.coop I bet they also paid someone else to pack those lunches
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 2mo ago
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@zzt@mas.to But have you tried wordgrinder, Abiword, Lyx, or Sigil?
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 3mo ago
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@gamingonlinux@mastodon.social When an author decides to stop publishing a book, they don't have the right to reach into your bookshelf and steal the copy you bought. I don't see how the law has deluded itself into thinking your copy of a game is any different than your copy of a book.
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 2mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
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@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social We gave the bear the gun and have told her about the attempted coded message.
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 2mo ago
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@theogrin@chaosfem.tw @dyckron@cosocial.ca I believe it is a society-wide method of inducing sleep deprivation for "mind control" (improved propaganda absorption) purposes.
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 5mo ago
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@MonotoneofBill@mastodon.world I can see right through that joke
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 2mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Takes longer to heat up and keeps burning... I mean cooking your food after you turn the heat off, because it holds the heat forever
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 2mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social This is heartwarming, but while saving orphans from the orphan grinder, we must not forget to ask why the orphan grinder exists to begin with. And when the most immediate orphans are liberated from danger, we must then ask how we can dismantle the infernal machine.
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 3mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Same people who would have called these "acts of God" and "God punishing suchandsuch" but... Can't they even be consistent in their tinfoil hat shit?
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 4mo ago
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@joe@f.duriansoftware.com May we reference "The Nexus of Torment" instead?
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 4mo ago
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@adhd_coffee@mastodon.social And it's usually Methro and Methina telling you not to take medications, while they swallow down whatever their "friends" hand them.
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 5mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social The rock is smooth. And cute. And smooooooth. I understand the otter's pride in that rock :)
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 5mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I would have given a much bigger awe to the rock
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 5mo ago
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@estherschindler I like shouting "Your soul is mine now!" instead of "Bless you." (since the whole "bless you" thing started with the belief that you could sneeze your soul out of your body and that was meant to shove it back in)
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 2mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I bet we can tie-dye adversarial clothing
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 3mo ago
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@tony@toot.hoyle.me.uk Reply to the AI memo with "That's a great joke." Like Spielberg did when a producer wanted "Back To The Future" called "The Man From Pluto"?
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 2mo ago
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@craignicol@glasgow.social @dyckron@cosocial.ca 😆
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 2mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ...My nieces and nephews must think I am a fortress of safety...
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 2d ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I also think a beer for midday construction work is questionable.
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 2w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social On that note, #CPS should do its fucking job and get those kids out of internment camps. But they'd rather fuck around and ignore it.
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 5mo ago
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@crazyeddie @nixCraft All the chrome devs needed to do was make the menubar optional /shrug but they actively chose to ignore the userbase.
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 3w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social And Indiana, and Florida, and Penn... No, we actually like Pennsylvania quite a bit.
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social /sigh I always knew my fellow countrymen were largely large idiots... but...
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 1w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social My experience with sandwiches is that they are already quite saucy by the time I've got one close to my face ;)
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 5mo ago
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@nixCraft Chrome has been known trash since the devs refused to add a menubar that thousands and thousands of potential users wanted, even as an option.
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 3mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Oh, the mute makes them think they can still reach me, but they can't, and that's fun. :) They are welcome to be pissed off at me, where I can't see or hear them :)
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 5mo ago
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@mos_8502 What's a good mascot name for a civil engineer... hmm... Otto Dweeb?
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 3mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Get a Murphy bed and have more of both.
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 2mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Ireland? That you?
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 3mo ago
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@zencoffeebreak@mas.to Meanwhile in Detroit #OpenSource #KeiTruckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJJa9zBDa6A
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 3w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social "Shit smells like shit"
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 2mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Grilled hot dogs...
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 2mo ago
RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/116924654987537838 GOSH! I _officially_state_ that I hope they don't mean it ;)
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A love letter from Iran... methinks they a bit angry.
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 5mo ago
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@mos_8502 Or Otto Bonn Also, I think a gameplay video on itch (I think they allow videos) would help drive sales.
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 3mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social As soon as someone more intelligent and responsible than Trump is in office to nominate a real judge to the position. In fact, the next one should use his/her "presidential immunity" to force out unwelcome SCOTUS shits. Then appoint real judges who will take away that immunity garbage.
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 3mo ago
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@davidnjoku@mastodon.world @afewbugs@social.coop Eyup
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 2mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I have to log it in a journal
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 3w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Michigan does hate Michigan quite a lot.
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 1w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social *Pictured: A rather dry sandwich
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 3mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I like the mute button because it gives me pleasure knowing they're still there, screaming into the abyss on the other side of a wall I cannot be bothered to check behind.
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HowToPhil @howtophil@oldbytes.space
· 2w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social That's a mugful of picture
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