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Hywel Mallett
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Away for the weekend in the #caravan at #Aberaeron
Oof!
#hot #weather
For a short while this afternoon we had #sun and blue sky, so the #sheep got an afternoon fed of Rammaster and sugar beet pellets in the field.
#sheepofmastodon #defaidodon
Being a dog owner changes your life in ways you would never expect.
For example, I’m on the floor at 1 AM, using needle-nose pliers to remove a dog poo bag from the impeller of the pump of the washing machine.
Pedicure day for the #sheep today. Each sheep gets a biscuit as a reward once their pedicure is complete. It was all going well until our ram, who had already had his biscuit, butted me while I wasn’t looking, presumably because he thought he deserved another biscuit.
#sheepofmastodon #defaidodon
Due to an emergency trip out at lunchtime, and not getting back until dusk, the #sheep didn’t get fed their Rammaster and sugar beet pellets until it was almost dark. They had been in the shed, staying out of the wind and sleet, all day.
All the sheep are in this photo, but only one came to see if I had biscuits.
#sheepofmastodon #defaidodon
I was too busy trying to repair the car to go and feed the #sheep this morning. It turns out that my wife had fed them their Rammaster and sugar beet pellets already, while she was cleaning the chickens out. How come it’s sunny when she feeds them, and miserable when I feed them?! 🤣
#sheepofmastodon #defaidodon
A lunchtime snack of Rammaster and sugar beet pellets for the #sheep to enjoy in the sunshine.
#sheepofmastodon #defaidodon
Sun and #sheep having something to eat.
#sheepofmastodon #defaidodon
I have been so busy today that when I fed the #sheep not only did I forget to photograph them until I was halfway across the field, but I forgot to post it until 10 hours later!
#sheepofmastodon #defaidodon
The #chickens are chilling out in the shade of the sheep shed, but they get excited to have some corn.
Your outie has a box of cables accumulated over the last 30 years, and all the cables are tidy and labelled.
@wellness_session@infosec.exchange
#severance
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@das_robin @pfsmet that’s quite cool, to get that, “I never thought about what that would look like” feeling and have it instantly resolved.
My employer has enrolled me in a pilot to trial #ClaudeCode. Only problem is that I’m not a #software developer, so wouldn’t normally have any use for it.
So to be useful I have been getting it to review pull requests from people using #microsoft #copilot
I’m pitching the AIs against each other to see who wins. Fight!
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@IndyRichard “To be clear, if I had a big pile of money in the bank, I wouldn’t be here”.
I have been sent my renewal documents for my #RAC cover.
The price has increased from an already excessive £329 to £442!
I think that will be a no.
#RipoffBritain #finance
Jade Goody’s perfumes are no longer available.
Paul Newman’ salad dressing is still made, 18 years after his death.
What other celebrity endorsed/created products are still going strong long after the celebrity’s death?
250 years since Britain generously, and for no reason other than out of the goodness of our hearts, granted the United States of America their independence. July 4th is definitely a day when Americans will be thanking the British, I’m sure.
#IndependenceDay #uspol #ukpol
My #hayfever has been quite good this year. I don’t know if it’s due to the weather, or more effective #antihistamines
It was all going well, until I find myself next to a field of 2 foot high grass, and the farmer arrives to mow it…
#achoo
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@pfsmet so the sun, reflecting off the moon, is bright enough to illuminate Earth like that? I wouldn’t have expected that.
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@GarethJonesTV@mastodonapp.uk Can’t believe I didn’t spot you at @machcomedyfest@toot.wales (I can believe it)
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@MostlyHarmless Both, at the same time. And only when you attempt to sail them will you find out which one it is.
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@AggroBoy@mastodon.social @codinghorror@infosec.exchange I have no idea how I would answer that question, and I’m human. (Honest)
I also don’t have continuous memory across conversations.
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@Runningpunk @ITOmarHernandez I run occasionally. I have always been a bad loser, but running, which i am not good at, made me reset my goals. There is zero chance of me ever winning a 10k or half marathon (have you seen how fast they run?!), so now my goal is to be average. To be in the top 50%. So far I haven’t managed it, but you don’t find out until long after the race is finished, so I shall keep trying!
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@PKYo That brass bolt looks a lot nicer to use than the small ones that you find used on bathroom doors, which are often fitted to hire boats!
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@Averixus@toot.wales But the measure is not that they lose £720,000 alone, it’s a comparison against how much they think they would lose without any “revenue protection”.
These days, if you say you’ve got air conditioning, you’ll be arrested and thrown in jail.
#airconditioning #jail
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@anon_opin@mastodon.social The NHS England budget is £171 billion. Microsoft licensing costs are relatively insignificant.
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@kohnzn When it circles then pounces it is clearly learning its predator skills, and how to hunt. 😉
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@PKYo@poweredbygay.social Are you locking single-handed? I always thought that looked like hard work…
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Do you prefer marzipan or cottage cheese?
(Do not ask me to clarify the question. I think it is quite clear already.)
#food
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@GossiTheDog Lol, I bet Joey doesn’t have an asset inventory either.
Hmmmmm, perhaps an “AI” asset inventory tool would sell. 🤔
Your outie doesn’t waste their weekend early mornings.
#severance @wellness_session@infosec.exchange
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@forquare Thats pretty impressive, though a part of me is now also wondering how much it costs to buy an old church!