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@hellbeast@pleroma.envs.net

We power the overlap where the heart and technology merge

I'm like if you took trauma and whitelabeled it as character
Expect my thoughts about tech, Linux, Social VR and other shit transmitted to you over JSON-LD

This account is chatty, often about weird and disconnected stuff, keep that in mind when if you want to follow me otherwise feel free to.

Feel free to be affectionate / flirt (why would you) but don't expect anything, I'm fairly non-committal with that stuff.

18 but do not be lewd here, won't post NSFW things here.
Come with a non-after-dark / SFW account if you can.

I'm a dog, my ears are fluffy, my paws are soft, ruffle my hair :3

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@hellbeast@pleroma.envs.net

· 5mo ago

Average NodeJS stack overflow answer:

Q: Hey how can I do this simple thing:

A1 [2013]: You can't do this, here's an incantation to do this anyway

A2 [2024]: Node v223 now includes this in the Object.prototype.EasyThing function introduced with emacsscripts 69, this is the modern way to do this

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@hellbeast@pleroma.envs.net

· 2mo ago

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this is the highest compliment

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@hellbeast@pleroma.envs.net

· 5mo ago

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@cwebber stories like these make me want to quit computing entirely, i'm tired of this, i'm tired of sharing spaces and hats with this capital machine :neodog_floof_sad:

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@hellbeast@pleroma.envs.net

· 6mo ago

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@servo we love you servo

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@hellbeast@pleroma.envs.net

· 6mo ago

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@ariethefloof the only thing that I can see Github being pissy about is that I made uBo cosmetic filters to remove the Copilot chat thing when they themselves didn't add a toggle (which they have now, good job!) and like, you're a developer platform and you're telling me that you get upset when developers know how to write cosmetic filters? genuine cope

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@hellbeast@pleroma.envs.net

· 4mo ago

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@Seirdy@pleroma.envs.net :neodog_pat:

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@hellbeast@pleroma.envs.net

· 7mo ago

@niaco next frame is just vaguely blue black static

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@hellbeast@pleroma.envs.net

· 5mo ago

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@ezri this would fix me i think

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@hellbeast@pleroma.envs.net

· 5mo ago

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re: meta

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@hellbeast@pleroma.envs.net

· 5mo ago

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re: meta

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@hellbeast@pleroma.envs.net

· 6mo ago

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@j@wetdry.world i love this article a lot for introducing me to dmitlichess, this is now my favorite extension

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@hellbeast@pleroma.envs.net

· 6mo ago

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@ariethefloof i'm literally not even as political about Github as other people are but what can I do when they decide I'm not allowed on the platform

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@hellbeast@pleroma.envs.net

· 6mo ago

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@gyro@chitter.xyz this would fix me, i think

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@hellbeast@pleroma.envs.net

· 7mo ago

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@melvian :drgn_boop: :drgn_boop: :drgn_boop:

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@hellbeast@pleroma.envs.net

· 8mo ago

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@T_X that and https://gitlab.com/gitlab-org/gitlab/-/issues/14116

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@hellbeast@pleroma.envs.net

· 5mo ago

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I get the idea, they want to actually make the entire thing sustainable, and it beats Postman and Insmonia by miles But I can't deny there's a sour taste in my mouth seeing so many frills and a licensing system in a HTTP client tool

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@hellbeast@pleroma.envs.net

· 5mo ago

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updated the article for transparency, but fuck that shit, not touching this with a stick

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@hellbeast@pleroma.envs.net

· 6mo ago

Muzzles are prosthetics for therians robbed of a snout

Send post

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@hellbeast@pleroma.envs.net

· 6mo ago

i'm trying to p-rank 8-3 on violent and it's suffering

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@hellbeast@pleroma.envs.net

· 6mo ago

Github literally suspended my account without any notice or reason why, I'm literally sponsoring open source projects you fucking twats

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@hellbeast@pleroma.envs.net

· 5mo ago

It's a bark bark woof out there

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@hellbeast@pleroma.envs.net

· 5mo ago

Earth patchnotes:

Fixed humans dying randomly when coming to the surface too fast while diving

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@hellbeast@pleroma.envs.net

· 5mo ago

big... fluffy tail

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@hellbeast@pleroma.envs.net

· 5mo ago

https://masterbootrecord.bandcamp.com/track/skynet :autism_creature_headphones:

masterbootrecord.bandcamp.com

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@hellbeast@pleroma.envs.net

· 5mo ago

Alright, one more time, this time with URL encoding.

Github banned me this month, so let's go into depth about that and discuss how bad this is, new blog article after my year (?) long hiatus.

https://blog.hellbeast.eu.org/Github%20banned%20me%20for%20no%20understandable%20reason

blog.hellbeast.eu.org

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@hellbeast@pleroma.envs.net

· 5mo ago

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@xssfox at least there's no PKI attached to them (I THINK?????????)

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@hellbeast@pleroma.envs.net

· 5mo ago

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@PicardTips Fucking right!

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@hellbeast@pleroma.envs.net

· 5mo ago

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@sodiboo@gaysex.cloud i repeat the sentiment i see online, i can't say valve wins by default, they do keep being cool as fuck

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@hellbeast@pleroma.envs.net

· 5mo ago

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@rebane2001@infosec.exchange I mean I agree, though I wish it was more fun, most of it is just replacing a key pair nowadays My soul longs for the offline code activation days (so I can get bored on obfuscated math instead)

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