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@decay the only thing that has ever democratized programming is spreadsheets
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mastodon 4.7.3Professional computer dunce. Posting frivolously for my own amusement and, secondarily, yours. You may know me from @fool@mk.toast.cafe or, prior to that, @fool@mastodon.technology
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alarm clocks?:
hate 'em!
they should make a tragedy TV show with a cry track
I think that video game titles should be even dumber.
The real appeal of immortality, I think, is not the fear of death but the love of hobbies.
starting a band called "The Self-Titled Debut Albums" and planning our first album, "Music Vol. 1"
fudge not, lest ye be fudged
Lies, damned lies, and video game character official ages.
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@plut0nian I would suggest using a vehicle of some sort. that's not much time to cover that distance on foot
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@wohali really sad stories make me pop off at how effectively the author constructed and conveyed the tragedy. I'm like "hell yeah this is so moving" but not a lot of waterworks
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@venya if it's not you, then the cartoons are defective, but it's probably too late to get a refund
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@mhoye I like the message, but you might want to fix the typo in there before you send it - you've written "programmer did not sanitizing their inputs" when it should be "programmer did not sanitize their inputs"
anybody want to buy a scam-proof amulet
When it comes to doughnuts, I always simply go for the plain glazed. If a baker doesn't have a good plain glazed, their poor fundamentals will betray everything else they offer; and if they do have a good plain glazed, all other embellishments will merely distract from it.
I understand not everyone can live in such an extreme way, but what can I say? I simply felt called to an ascetic life.
"This too shall pass," said the gastroenterologist.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but where did I put my keys?
Thank you for reading this post.
I like telling jokes to ghosts. At least, I assume they're ghosts. They always say "boo"
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@joshmillard@mastodon.social it was Pauline in Donkey Kong. Penelope was from Wacky Races