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They're gaslighting her, right now. You can tell from the gas lights. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

The ghosts made me mess up my threading. It was the ghosts, I tell you! #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

Those mini coffins need little fake tombstones with the guest names on them. Fire the party planner. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

So... no revolver, rope, lead pipes, or candlesticks? #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

House full of white people: "Yes, we should call the police. They'll sort everything out, and only the guilty will be arrested." #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

Might have taken like 30 seconds to teach trigger discipline, Ritchie McGiveguns. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

Pirate ghosts handing out the red spot willy nilly? #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

Love it when the foley artists can shine with completely incongruous noises. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

Um. No bleeding; no bandage. And scalp wounds bleed like a sonofabitch. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

Oh, those were Chekov's Floating Heads? #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

Pet ghosts? If there is a dog ghost, yes, I will pet it. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

Found a missing head. There are three hidden in each platformer level. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

@bunnyhero@timeloop.cafe Need that Vincent Price voice saying "or perhaps the dying room?" #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

That movie was *not* the worst Monsterdon this year. Quite watchable, even with the oboeist trying to climb into my chair with me. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

So the ghosts are just old people living in the house as paid caretakers? Seems a bit ageist. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

America! Free guns! #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

@cptbutton@dice.camp Railings make for more dramatic pushings. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

That skeleton looks great. Like, museum quality. What is *in* that acid? #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

Let's get this party started right. This party started quickly. Roll the opening credits pasted onto a bunch of livery cars. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

Here we go. here's the setup. Nothing can go wrong! #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

@raederle@masto.nu That house is full of white people. Just saying. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

Are you going to replace that bullet you wasted? #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

We have now reached the aimless wandering about portion of the haunted house tour. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

What year was it when directors finally figured out that movies should have what the French call "denouement"? #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

See, it's funny because this movie also has... oh, never mind. You get it. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

You in danger, gurl. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

And not to point out the obvious, but that acid is easily worth more than 1959 $10000 to taxidermists and museums, if you can figure out the wine experimenter's formula. Maybe get the bacterial culture and try a new batch. Dissolve a few more party guests in it to make sure it still makes perfect still-articulated skeletons. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

Better year that tag. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

Ooo! Found the second head of the level. One more unlocks the sound check on the main menu. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

Okay, I'm done with my fit of hysteric. Just one hysteric. I'm fine now. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

Jump scare time? #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

That's Whoopi from the Moore & Swayze Ghost. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

Stand here very still so we can stop motion this around you. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

Yep. Jump scare time. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

Did she died? The doctor guy should probably check for a pulse or something. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

This liquid will only dissolve the corpse's butt. [Checks label.] Assid. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

@elaterite@mastoart.social But we don't yet know whose funeral it is. Or funerals. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

Better make it two, so the ghosts can finally play a game of American football against the haints. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

Wasn't this filmed after Triangle Shirtwaist? #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

Oh, you thought the other guy was the floating head? How droll. No, It is I who is the floating head. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

But the ghosts didn't actually get anyone? #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

Hey, buddy, you got to get out of here. This closet is ghosts only. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

I can't with that goofy bandage on his forehead. Just take it off, you baby. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

So is it a haunted house, or is the hill haunted and the house is merely on the hill and therefore haunted along with the cursed terrain? #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

So, is this like a Red Rover situation? If someone dies they have to join the ghosts team? #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

I am Watson "Floating Head" Pritchard. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

I would simply not go down into the spooky cellar that I noted was very spooky and with a genuine corpse-dissolving acid vat in it when I was down there on the tour. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

Finding the oboe-bassoon section to be overly aggressive on this soundtrack. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

This scene is throwing off a little cuck-voyeur energy. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

These people are extremely unimaginative with respect to escaping a confining building. You have physical access and no guards to stop you. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959