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elston_

@elston_@noauthority.social
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I'm here to BREAK THE ILLUSION OF CONSENSUS by using humour & parody as powerful lenses to reveal truths & lies, question narratives, & turn headlines into a form of civic satire.

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Joined January 14, 2024
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elston_ @elston_@noauthority.social
· 3mo ago
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@MSP_SMIMSA@noauthority.social @PNS@noauthority.social She might have been right if she was talking about the 1950's and early 60's.
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elston_ @elston_@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago

BREAKING: Israeli settlers are burning Taybeh in occupied Palestine. A village that has stood for thousands of years. A place where Jesus once walked. Home to oldest living Christian community in the world. And not a peep from Western mainstream media.

Fr. John Whiteford (https://x.com/frjohnwhiteford/status/2064474718040653966?s=67)- This is the last completely Christian village in the Holy Land. This is what Israel just did to it. Are you going to do anything about it, Ambassador Huckabee?

@usambisrael@bird.makeup
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@truthbait@noauthority.social silent.

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This is the last completely Christian village in the Holy Land. This is what Israel just did to it. Are you going to do anything about it, Ambassador Huckabee? @USAmbIsrael

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elston_ @elston_@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago

🚨🇭🇺 THIS IS HUGE! Péter Magyar pushes Viktor Orbán for EU President in 2029 to take on Ursula.

“Orbán can lead the EU.” Hardline on MIGRATION, no compromises.

“Western politicians LIED to their own people.”

Was this the plan all along?

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elston_ @elston_@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago

🚨🇪🇺 EU “AGE CHECK” OR SURVEILLANCE TOOL?

Telegram founder Pavel Durov warns the new EU app is a TRACKING system disguised as privacy.

Cracked in under 2 minutes.

“A dark, dystopian world is approaching fast, while we’re asleep.”

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elston_ @elston_@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago

@truthbait@noauthority.social

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elston_ @elston_@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago
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@Lupi@noauthority.social "Progressives" against Israel warmongering/influence and "conservatives" against the same ARE TWO different things even though @truthbait@noauthority.social tries to act like they are the same. But he is a propagandist & tries to twist everything into his pro-Israel bullshit narrative. One can see clearly that true "conservatives" or right wingers are against Muslim influence & cowtowing to minorities in general whereas the lib "progressives" jump on Muslim/stop Islamaphobia bus without hesitation.
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elston_ @elston_@noauthority.social
· 6mo ago

🇮🇷⚔️🇺🇸🏴‍☠️ CNN: “Iran is implementing a divide-&-conquer strategy in the Strait of Hormuz, &it seems to be effective.”

“Iran has a specific system that stops American ships but allows European ships to pass; of course, only if those countries take a stance against Trump.”

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elston_ @elston_@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
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@zephyrotv One HUGE mistake. Quit calling him a her or using "she" when its a guy. Don't play their demented pronoun game.
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elston_ @elston_@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago

Idolatry. Plain & simple.

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elston_ @elston_@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago

🇬🇧🇸🇩 The level of hatred required to do this to an innocent man is incomprehensible

Left: Attacker Hadi Alodid, 30
Right: Victim Stephen Ogilvie, 44

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elston_ @elston_@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago

🇳🇱 Ladies and gentlemen, NATO's Mark Rutte!

This is the man who wants to see Russia on its knees

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elston_ @elston_@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
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@matthew@social.retroedge.tech @adbenitez@mastodon.de Give SimpleX Chat a look too. No link to phone whatsoever.
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elston_ @elston_@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
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@stefano And what if the cell towers go down. Maybe that LoRa meshtastic solar node on the roof is a good backup.
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elston_ @elston_@noauthority.social
· 7mo ago
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@Zinnsee That's how you do it!
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elston_ @elston_@noauthority.social
· 6mo ago
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@Crux_Invictus Many scholars believe Peter gave Mark his source material & Mark's account underpins a lot of Matt & Luke. Gospel of John is quite separate from those others in terms of timeline, stated purpose, etc. In the Gospel of John (chapter 21:20-22), Peter asks Jesus about the future of the disciple John, saying, "Lord, what about him?". After Jesus prophesied Peter’s own martyrdom, Peter inquired regarding John's fate. So yeah, interesting dynamics between those two disciples.
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elston_ @elston_@noauthority.social
· 6mo ago
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@pepsi_man @BanjoPartisan No, then everyone got the clap!
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elston_ @elston_@noauthority.social
· 6mo ago
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@HiroProtagonist Now do Christmas followed by Halloween.
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elston_ @elston_@noauthority.social
· 6mo ago
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@HiroProtagonist I know. It was said in jest.
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elston_ @elston_@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
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@kuketzblog Partial translation: Headline: "Signal hacked" – No. Nobody was hacked. What really happened: Politicians clicked on a phishing link and in doing so, revealed their verification code or PIN. Signal itself has not been compromised; its encryption is working perfectly. This isn't a failure of the app, but a failure of basic digital literacy. Signal has been warning users for years: Support will never contact them via in-app messages, SMS, or social media to request codes.
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elston_ @elston_@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
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@CiaraNi Meanwhile, in Kaja Kallas' homeland and the "Bastion of EU values and democracy"- Estonia A restored monument to SS units was unveiled, "In honour of the 20th Estonian SS Grenadier Division who died here in the summer of 1944"
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elston_ @elston_@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago

🇪🇺🇷🇺 European politicians discuss whether Russians should be allowed in Europe because “entering Europe is a privilege.”

But if someone comes as an unvetted illegal migrant, apparently there is no privilege rule and everything goes.

Weird priorities…

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elston_ @elston_@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago

🇬🇧🇸🇩 BREAKING: Attacker who attempted to BEHEAD a local in Belfast has been identified as Hadi Alodid

Alodid is from Khartoum in Sudan, the city which is currently under control of the Muslim Brotherhood

The victim has lost his left eye and his right was severely damaged

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elston_ @elston_@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago

🇷🇺🇬🇧🇩🇪🇫🇷 "Ambassadors of Britain, France & Germany are asking to meet with Russia. We will meet.

It's just interesting how these people will be able to express anything that could lead to ANY constructive thoughts after Merz, Starmer & Macron said completely offensive things about Russia."

— Russia's Foreign Minister, Lavrov

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elston_ @elston_@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago

🇬🇧 Alleged photo of Stephen after the doctors stitched him back together.

Pray for Stephen

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elston_ @elston_@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago

🇩🇪🇷🇺 Germany's AfD Alice Weidel calls some politicians in the federal government "fools" who keep escalating war rhetoric with Russia

"For decades, even during the Cold War, the Federal Republic of Germany's business model has been to import cheap natural gas and oil from Russia and use that affordable energy to produce high-quality products"

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elston_ @elston_@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago
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elston_ @elston_@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
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@dudenamedben33@noauthority.social Does @truthbait@noauthority.social realize he is losing this war?
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elston_ @elston_@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
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@leespringfield1903@poa.st Context?
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elston_ @elston_@noauthority.social
· 7mo ago
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@Terry@poa.st @suquili@poa.st "You promised me the Iranians would rise up and bring back the Shah before the stock market opens up tomorrow!"
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