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Daniil Baturin

@dmbaturin@functional.cafe
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Maintainer of VyOS, soupault and other free software projects. Programmer, writer, clarinet and bass player, singer of Gregorian chants — not doing any of those things especially well.

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158 Following
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Joined November 02, 2022
Homepage:
https://baturin.org
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Daniil Baturin @dmbaturin@functional.cafe
· 6mo ago

This implies there are family-unfriendly, 18+ knits, like a pornographic jumper or something…

#knitting

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Daniil Baturin @dmbaturin@functional.cafe
· 6mo ago

I was recording on the double bass barefoot, and a band member noticed that when I'm tired and tension has built up in my muscles I start curling my toes.
I didn't even realize that I do and I'm not yet sure what to do with that observation.

#music #bass

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Daniil Baturin @dmbaturin@functional.cafe
· 7mo ago

Recently my friend and I were discussing the possibility of a series about philosophical zombies, which is complicated by the fact that they are indistinguishable from humans and none of the usual tropes of zombie movies are applicable.

A possible premise for the pilot episode of the series about philosophical zombies: the scientist who studies human color perception in a black-and-white room is afraid to get out of that room because if none of her experiences outside that room feel like qualia she may be a zombie and she finds that possibility terrifying.

#philosophy

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Daniil Baturin @dmbaturin@functional.cafe
· 6mo ago

@stroz@infosec.exchange @lydiaschoch@mastodon.social Wait, are you implying John Mastodon is not a person?

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Daniil Baturin @dmbaturin@functional.cafe
· 7mo ago

I'm hearing about a lot of companies mandating LLM and people becoming reliant on LLMs and losing their knowledge.
However, I'm not hearing about companies changing their job interview processes to make allowances for people who lost their knowledge to LLMs.
Which means a person who became reliant on them will find it more difficult to find another job, since they need to regain that knowledge to pass a coding interview.
I'm pretty sure managers of companies with LLM usage mandates are happy about that even if it's not a part of their plan.

#llm #vibecoding

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Daniil Baturin @dmbaturin@functional.cafe
· 6mo ago

I've been working sixteen hours a day on two unrelated projects last two weeks.
I've seen certain someone whom I see every week, and I was like [using the Alice and Bob convention], "hi Alice, it's so nice to see you again".
Then I realized I the amount of time elapsed since the last time I had seen her wasn't unusual, I was just perceiving it as a lot of time due to the amount of work and the resulting sleep deprivation.

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Daniil Baturin @dmbaturin@functional.cafe
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@alicemcalicepants@ohai.social Ok, this certainly justifies the family-friendly qualifier!
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Daniil Baturin @dmbaturin@functional.cafe
· 7mo ago

@hugoestr@functional.cafe I'm not exactly a nap person... I normally don't fall asleep fast and don't feel refreshed after a short amount of sleep. If I don't have a chance to get a few hours of uninterrupted sleep I find it better not to sleep at all until I get that chance.
It's different for everyone, I suppose.

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Daniil Baturin @dmbaturin@functional.cafe
· 7mo ago

@hugoestr@functional.cafe I find even mindless tasks difficult at the moment, to be fair!
The hardest part is that I have a recording session with friend's band in a couple of days, which cannot be changed because it's a rare opportunity to work with a visiting sound engineer.
So I need to get my brain back to work by then.

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Daniil Baturin @dmbaturin@functional.cafe
· 7mo ago

Past week left me so exhausted that I can't even say there's "brain fog": there's no brain anywhere, only fog.

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Daniil Baturin @dmbaturin@functional.cafe
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@gcvsa@mstdn.plus It's not mine, it probably belongs to some of the elders of the Internet!
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Daniil Baturin @dmbaturin@functional.cafe
· 7mo ago

I was checking in for a flight (once-a-year work thing, I'd happily not take any flights at all for obvious reasons) and found that my birth year was changed in RyanAir's account settings.
I clicked on the saved passport and I feel very lucky its data is actually displayed and it caught my eye.
It was not the data I saved and used previous times — everything was right except the birth year was five years off.
I have no idea what would happen if I didn't notice and correct it. I'm sure I could be easily denied boarding or even accused of trying to use a fake passport.

That's the fucking age of #vibecoding for you...

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Daniil Baturin @dmbaturin@functional.cafe
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@JSAMcFarlane@mastodon.ie The all-caps version evades the question of whether it's the global Internet or an internet in the sense of RFC1918 (address allocation for private internets)...
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Daniil Baturin @dmbaturin@functional.cafe
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@float13@masto.hackers.town Like with all legends and relics, it's difficult to say for certain. There are like five sites claiming to be his birthplace, and countless shrines that claim to have his trunk, tusks, collarbones, and other organs, despite the fact that he's repeatedly sighted by his followers with all those organs intact.
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Daniil Baturin @dmbaturin@functional.cafe
· 10mo ago
Replying to
@swearylibrarian Tá sé níos easca gan ghruaig, nach bhfuil sé? Ní gá duit cíor anois.
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Daniil Baturin @dmbaturin@functional.cafe
· 21mo ago
Replying to
@kkarhan@infosec.space @nil@furry.engineer I once got an offer to maintain some software running on Solaris 9 systems. I'm a huge fan of Solaris but I chose to decline the offer despite the fact that it involved a then-outdated version of my beloved System V flavor. If I accepted, I guess a lot of things in my life would be very different. I was more excited of the future of Sun products — a future that I didn't know was already doomed. I should finally start contributing something to OpenIndiana, though.
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Daniil Baturin @dmbaturin@functional.cafe
· 47mo ago
Replying to
@serenebabe @Lilliana_S It's one of my favorite features. When I favorite something, I neither pollute anyone else's timeline with it nor risk sparking any discussion about posts I favorite.
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Daniil Baturin @dmbaturin@functional.cafe
· 24mo ago
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@mb21@hachyderm.io @ProfKinyon@mathstodon.xyz Or, "of course I'd like to prove that, but right now I'm tired enough to just take your word for any proposition that sounds plausible". In Analysis I, everything sounds kinda plausible. But I remember reading the original works of Euler and getting surprised how sloppy their proofs at the time often were. "Uniform convergence? Never heard of it."
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Daniil Baturin @dmbaturin@functional.cafe
· 21mo ago
Replying to
@Toasterson@chaos.social @kkarhan@infosec.space @nil@furry.engineer OCaml 5.0 has really big internal changes (for its new multi-core runtime and parallel GC), and it dropped a few platforms (at least for the time being). I'll need to investigate it.
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Daniil Baturin @dmbaturin@functional.cafe
· 47mo ago
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@hisham_hm@mastodon.social @fiercemilder@mastodon.ie Note that there was not even "we will be sunsetting XMPP at the end of the year" notice. Google Talk defederated from the rest of the XMPP world silently and left its users under impression that it's all their friends on other servers that went offline. There was neither an advance warning nor official explanation post factum.
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Daniil Baturin @dmbaturin@functional.cafe
· 7mo ago

Random thought: I find it curious how "oublier" is a normal word in French but its cognates that made it into English ("obliviate" and "oblivion") have very specific and heavy connotations.

#linguistics

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Daniil Baturin @dmbaturin@functional.cafe
· 7mo ago

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2517139-frailty-can-be-eased-with-an-infusion-of-stem-cells-from-young-people/

Good, younger generations are already running out of the ways to afford food and rent, so the opportunity to sell stem cells to boomers is very welcome. ;)

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Daniil Baturin @dmbaturin@functional.cafe
· 7mo ago

If anyone wants some schadenfreude material…
I wrote a contrafact of “My funny Valentine”.
I wanted to make a Valentine’s Day present for a friend and I thought she might find a contrafact of that tune funny.
So I made a handwritten copy and went to the bar where she always works on weekends.
But that time she was not working so I walked out with the handwritten copy still in my jacket's pocket.
I went to a jam session where someone dropped my jacket while I was on stage, and I didn’t notice that the sheet fell out. I only realized it when I was back home.
So not only I missed the window to make a Valentine’s day gift — I lost the gift.
Well, measure spacing was not all that good anyway. I need to practice my music handwriting.

But I missed the window now. I think I’ll just send her a digital copy and a recording.

#music #valentines

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Daniil Baturin @dmbaturin@functional.cafe
· 7mo ago

I got a cuddly toy as a promotional item and I think it's really pleasant to the touch.
However, I also realize that the opinion of a person who thinks that double bass strings are usually pleasant to the touch is likely... quite far from any mainstream opinions about those matters.

#music #bass

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Daniil Baturin @dmbaturin@functional.cafe
· 6mo ago

Very tangentially related to Good Friday: when I was a teen, there was a mentally ill woman who would often stand in front of local grocery stores and proclaim that "Friday is great! God will come on Friday!".
That was curiously at odds with the Christian concept of Friday as the day when Jesus died and Sunday as the day when he came back. One could imagine her being influenced by Islam where Friday is a day of prayer but she never made any references to Allah or any Islamic terms in her "sermons".
Or maybe she took the usually tongue-in-cheek "Thank God it's Friday" to a truly religious level—such a cult could become popular among office workers, were she more relatable to them...

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Daniil Baturin @dmbaturin@functional.cafe
· 10mo ago
Replying to
@swearylibrarian Níl a fhios agam... níl gruair ar bith agam ar a thuileaadh. ;)
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Daniil Baturin @dmbaturin@functional.cafe
· 2w ago
I tried to contact a speech therapist about my speech problems, and that therapist was like, "Your speech isn't good but I don't hear anything I can help with". I wish it was more like "Dude, here's your problem, you can fix it by doing this one exercise", but it is what it is, unfortunately. #SpeechImpediment
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Daniil Baturin @dmbaturin@functional.cafe
· 21mo ago
Replying to
@Toasterson@chaos.social @kkarhan@infosec.space @nil@furry.engineer My big plan is to eventually make OCaml work on OpenIndiana, but that's a porting project rather than just packaging (although probably a relatively simple one).
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Daniil Baturin @dmbaturin@functional.cafe
· 2w ago
Replying to
@Jasperthecat@mastodon.sdf.org One thing I find amusing about kittens less than a couple of months old is that their not-yet-retractable claws actually produce a sound of cat steps. It's a handy warning to be careful while walking around them, too.
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Daniil Baturin @dmbaturin@functional.cafe
· 20mo ago
Replying to
@mhoye@mastodon.social @kboyd@phpc.social @16af93@wetdry.world Pull request from a maintainer = motu proprio. Project update blog post = encyclical.
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