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Dewey Ritten :donor:

@deweyritten@infosec.exchange
mastodon 4.8.0-alpha.3+glitch
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Florida swampbilly with a knack for words. Also described as a "neo con left wing super lesbian" and yes I'm flexing here.

A lot of meandering, some follow-up rambling, roundabout yammering, and a free-roaming prolixity rife with tautological periphrasis.

Chaotic good... well mostly.

#Infosec. #OSINT. #Nature. #Writer. #Doodles. #AuDHD. #Insomniac. #Swiftie. #Queer. #Nonbinary. #ChessPunk. #Bookworm.

birds🐦 lizards🦎 whales 🐋 elephants🐘

1127 Followers
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Joined November 09, 2022
Dewey:
Homage to dewey decimal system
Ritten:
future perfect conjugation= will have wRitten
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Dewey Ritten :donor: @deweyritten@infosec.exchange
· 7mo ago

My girlfriend just said we need to go grocery shopping. She's wearing a maroon mini skirt with that garter thingy and knee high leather boots. She asked what I'm in the mood for because she wants to cook at home.

I am definitely getting laid tonight.

#lgbt #trans #queer

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· 8mo ago

Spoiling your dog be like...

Me: Cmon Murphy i need to stretch lets go for a walk.

Murphy: No I dont want to get out of bed.

Me: Ok then I understand, you rest and I'll go for a walk by myself.

Murphy: Well you see I also don't want to be alone so no mother you can't go for a walk either.

#dogsofmastodon

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Dewey Ritten :donor: @deweyritten@infosec.exchange
· 5mo ago

um, what?

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Dewey Ritten :donor: @deweyritten@infosec.exchange
· 6mo ago

so glad I pay $30/mo for NESN......

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Dewey Ritten :donor: @deweyritten@infosec.exchange
· 46mo ago
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@SarahKite@mastodon.social I am, but only because it makes me less approachable and significantly reduces how often I get trapped into conversations with strangers. The less Covid thing is just icing on the cake.
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Dewey Ritten :donor: @deweyritten@infosec.exchange
· 5mo ago

RE: https://todon.eu/@RadicalGraffiti/116474584752281296

As someone once called "Cougar Mouth" and then a "neo con left wing super lesbian," I approve this message.

todon.eu
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Dewey Ritten :donor: @deweyritten@infosec.exchange
· 8mo ago

Also, you can ask them as many questions about lizards as you want. that shit is FREE.

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Dewey Ritten :donor: @deweyritten@infosec.exchange
· 8mo ago

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you can text librarians instead of using Google.

#generalstrike #google #fyp #uspol

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Dewey Ritten :donor: @deweyritten@infosec.exchange
· 9mo ago
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@fahrni@curmudgeon.cafe I mean he paved the way for yall to make one of the greatest comebacks in NFL history. You sure you can't stick him in the garage somewhere?
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Dewey Ritten :donor: @deweyritten@infosec.exchange
· 15mo ago
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@alice@lgbtqia.space "Are you a boy or a girl?" Nope.
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· 32mo ago
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@alyssam_infosec@infosec.exchange This is a great organization!
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Dewey Ritten :donor: @deweyritten@infosec.exchange
· 30mo ago
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@AndresFreundTec this is wild
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· 35mo ago
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@alyssam_infosec@infosec.exchange wtf?!?
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Dewey Ritten :donor: @deweyritten@infosec.exchange
· 6mo ago

Fuck Ohio and their crummy baseball team.

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Dewey Ritten :donor: @deweyritten@infosec.exchange
· 9mo ago
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@fahrni@curmudgeon.cafe he's currently the kicker for the Greeny Bay Packers. But in name only. And not for much longer. He's got a great personality, highly recommend him for decorating your front porch or entertaining children's birthday parties. Unless the party's in Wisconsin.
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Dewey Ritten :donor: @deweyritten@infosec.exchange
· 47mo ago
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@mergerson@mastodon.social dang
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