Throwback pic from 2021
I barely fit in that neoprene suit now
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Cody 
@cody@catboy.baby
sharkey 2025.4.7
Spanish account: @paella@catboy.baby
I am a tummy owner, and professional e-boy bringing you all sorts of content, from tummy pics to political ragebait and feel good posts about my hobbies and interests.
I'm also a full stack developer involved in EU (EC) data interoperability related projects.
Opinions DO NOT necessarily align with my employers, and I do not speak on their behalf.
Trying to be a 
I use 
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Please don't call me puppy or dog or anything of the sort, I'm a cat, calling me a dog is offensive to me.
#Femboy #Catboy #Developer #Bisexual
I am a tummy owner, and professional e-boy bringing you all sorts of content, from tummy pics to political ragebait and feel good posts about my hobbies and interests.
I'm also a full stack developer involved in EU (EC) data interoperability related projects.
Opinions DO NOT necessarily align with my employers, and I do not speak on their behalf.
Trying to be a
Please don't call me puppy or dog or anything of the sort, I'm a cat, calling me a dog is offensive to me.
#Femboy #Catboy #Developer #Bisexual
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Very old pic but I just came across it and thought I looked funny xd
Am I even gay if I only like femme males? 
It's called Backtrack Linux, shut up >:(
Nigel Farage's face when he smiles
Lowkey the girl that lasers my shit kinda cute... She makes me laugh and she's like really nice to me. Told her I dive (she asked) and she started yapping to me about how she can't stand the sea cause she gets scared of the fishies even if they're super smol and not agressive (I know I'm paying but she doesn't have to be that nice ><)
Kinda gorey explaination of face laser epilation
Well that went surprisingly well :3
RE: https://catboy.baby/notes/amsxa29le4
Got my annual performance review in 1h... Kinda nervous about this one for some reason... uh
How does it exactly benefit the consumer to have a locked down bootloader in a phone? Like honestly, does it serve any purpose other than locking the platform down and "protecting investor money"?
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@gwenthefops@transfem.social yeye, it's just that this one was hard to describe and by the point I finished typing the alt text I felt like I couldn't derive a mental image from what I was typing :neocat_laugh:
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@almet@tutut.delire.party agh that kinda sucks... still very cool, especially for dumbphone users who still wanna use Signal at home :3:
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@foxy@catboy.baby anyway I'm not looking to migrate catboy.baby, dw, we're staying on Sharkey, I was considering making something like a w.catboy.baby with wafrn on it~
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@studiofox@beige.party truly a story in two parts :wojak_cursed:
Hope you find something fast and painlessly, that sounds like a very good skillset!
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@dansup@mastodon.social It's not about the practicality of it, it's more in the philosophical field, which in the end is what wins people over, being consistent morally and philosophically. If you're against multibillion dollar corporations, don't incentivize people to sign up for an account with them by providing sign up with . It's like being a left wing politician who opposes oligarchy, and buying a mansion... It's just very contradictory.
Shit chat, I think we uggo today...
RE: https://mastodon.social/users/levelbot/statuses/116546891151972373
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@foxy@catboy.baby Uhh no thanks, Akkoma sucks in my experience, and has none of the bonuses Wafrn has. It's got no MFM support, the database rots after a few years, the front end is kinda ugly imo, and it has no at-proto support... Sure, moderation is better, but that's about all it has going for it afaik...
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@luna@lunar.place Like the left toolbar, at least as far as my understanding of Krita goes, is not editable, you can't add or remove tools from it, you can't move it around, you can only resize it, which was very confusing for him since he comes from Photoshop and is used to only have what he uses there
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@siblingsofthevoid@void.lgbt Ah, confirmation, I can keep my gay label then, thank you Emma xd
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@dansup@mastodon.social Seriously Daniel? Apple is a multibillion dollar corporation that participates in the global hoarding of data that WILL be used against you and is part of the enshitification problem we're living, sign in with apple requires you register an account with Apple. Email does not require you to use any specific email provider.
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@jankforlife@lemmy.ml prove it with numbers. Prove to me the trump administration is not worse than ANY other administration to date, let alone any democrat led one.
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@luna@lunar.place You can't move icons around, hide icons or add previously hidden icons back like in photoshop tho? or am I literally just stupid 
considering a wafrn instance...
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@slacktoid@lemmy.ml Same argument trump used when he came into office "it's gonna get worse before it gets better". Bullshit. Worse is still worse, no matter how you want to paint it.
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The new edition of Lewis Hamilton monster is fucking disgusting, idk why anybody would drink that tbh...
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@jankforlife@lemmy.ml Yeah, sure, why not, let's not vote for the least evil option so when the alt right coordinates everyone (like they do because they're not morons like us) to go vote, and we coordinate everyone to not vote and ""boycott"" the election (like we do because we're morons, as if the election was a mcdonalds), we get 4 more years of the orange monkey in office... Why the fuck not... Honestly we're fucking cooked as a society, I want to leave, thanks.
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@SirSmoothAES@lemmygrad.ml listen bro...
liberal + imperialist = 1.5 evil
conservative + imperialist = 2 evil
I'd rather have 1.5 evil than 2 evil. It's literally this simple.
First we deal with this so we can be less tortured. Then we go burn the rich. But we cease every option, and voting is an option.
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@mkljczk@pl.fediverse.pl Ok sorry, my bad for not specifying actually. How does having a locked down BY YOUR VENDOR bootloader benefit the consumer. Computers don't have locked down bootloaders by default, you can still securely encrypt your shit.
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@notavi10@critter.cafe @schratze@todon.nl It does create an absent vote, the issue is that the vote was to REJECT the proposal, and REJECTING the proposal required absolute majority. Because the MEPs were away, there were not enough votes to reject... An absolute farse.
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Personal perspective + alcohol mention + weird things to ask I think
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@wiki@please-dominate.me Huh so if I don't have energy I can't change gender? if so, sounds transphobic... 
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@RiverRock@lemmy.ml I can vote for something without supporting it. I doubt you'd argue Trump has been better for Palestine than the other evil mf would have been. Perhaps if you'd gone vote for the evil option that was not as terrible the US wouldn't be in the absolute shit as much as it is right now. But no, muhh purity, fuck that.
Learn some fucking political strategy before calling people nazis for ceasing all opportunities available even if they're not optimal.
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@luna@lunar.place This is beyond cool, is it just a draggable reduced toolbar tho? If so, why not just modify the existing one? My dad literally quit using Krita when he found out he couldn't customize the toolbar...