i sincerely apologize for eating the last braincell
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the 1%:
hey, make sure my bunker has wifi, mmkay? when the apocalypse happens, ill still need internet in order to be able to trade my cryptocurrency for food and other goods. also, dont bother with the survival books, ill just ask claude to help me out
i feel like jury duty in the US is very very broken
(explainer for those outside of the US:) how the system is supposed to work is that if X person has a trial, names are randomly drawn from a list of all the citizens in X person's area to be in the jury.
the thing is... my partner is older than me and yet, has not once been selected for jury duty. whereas i seem to get my name drawn every year or so.
and others have noticed this oddity too. if it were based on luck, there would be a LOT less discrepancy
turns out theres a lotta barcode scanners beeping at each other on fedi
RE: @xyla@shitpost.trade
when you look down at the last bite of food and notice theres a dot of mold on it
Would you rather a video game end too early, or drag on for too long?
:boostRequest:
does anyone know what kinda insect this is? theres been, like, hundreds of them in the house. and this is the same insect that tried to burrow into my ear.
i think theyre cute, and theyre not causing any harm that ive seen. more just curious
edit: boxelder bug!
oooooo ive lost a lot of weight cuz of how much exercise ive been getting from the hills in the area
mmmkay, just watched Project Hail Mary (movie)
it was a good movie, but.... i feel like they skimmed past so many important plot points that are genuinely important. i feel like without those plot points, as an audience member, id be very confused and thinking there's plot holes
but yes, still very good movie :meow_nod:
:neodog_boop:
there's a certain irony in that Fahrenheit 451 is the only book that failed to upload
i figured out what happened.
on the website, i selected size 11 in the first menu, selected the shoes i wanted. add to cart
it turns out that if you dont select a size a second time, after choosing the shoes, and right before adding to cart, it defaults to the smallest shoe they have (which is size 6).
that feels like really bad website design.
RE: https://woem.men/notes/aloehvus8avp0004
my brain to me:
youre being lazybut... its sunday, theres literally important nothing to do. rest day. :meow_nod:
but... theres always something to dommmm not anymore
hobbies are lazy cuz theyre funfun doesn't mean lazy tho, get your out of that mindset
ugh, lazy
The Law of Distant Commute:
When you get hired for a new job, the universe determines that the job location must be nearby either a past or future location of residence, but never your current location of residence, ensuring plenty of monies for the transportation industry.
i thought i didnt like mochi. turns out i just didnt like that flavor :meow_nod:
these maple pancake mochi balls are heckin' delicious
ice cream and i got stuck out in the hail, so i stopped to shield her face from it. and then some construction workers came and had us come inside until the hail stopped
they really should make blood pressure meds be over the counter instead of prescription
Artemis II crew experiences issues with Microsoft Outlook on their way to the Moon, asks ground crew for assistance.when i was reading Project Hail Mary, the main character started using Excel for a lot of his calculations, and a question that occurred to me was "wouldnt that thing stop functioning at some point due to licensing problems, since there's no contact with earth on their mission?"
space is so cool
this map is sooooooo cool
https://opengridworks.com/power-plants
apparently the "Not By AI" organization changed their mission statement to be pro-AI. which is the heckin' dumbest thing ever. :neocat_up:
yahhhh wont be using their stickers on my artwork anymore
(satire)
Hello, and thank you for calling 911! my name is Janet, your personalized AI emergency services assistant! I can understand full sentences! Please tell me the nature of your emergency!my house is on fire! :neocat_scream:
Confirmed! Now dispatching a missile to your location in order to eradicate the arsonist! Thank you for utilizing our services! Goodbye!:neocat_floof_explode:
apparently you have to pay monies to renounce your US citizenship
also, i just got jury duty for a location thats... looks it up well, id, have to leave about 20 hours ahead of time to get there on time.
and its a two week trial, so, unless i wanted to commute 40 hours each day (literally impossible), id need to get a hotel for two weeks
soooo... now i need to go through the process of proving to them that its not possible for me to attend
RE: https://woem.men/notes/akzw6osx0ujb000k
me: orders shoes in size 11, pays for fast shipping
receives: shoes in size 6. now has to wait a chunk of time for the return to process. no refund on the fast shipping
NASA: hehe we threw a buncha humans up to the moon and got them back without a scratch!
SpaceX: which way's up agai-- SIGNAL LOST