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“Stopping a battle is much harder than starting it. Starting it only requires you to shout ‘Attack!’ but when you want to stop it, everyone is busy.”
Terry Pratchett; Monstrous Regiment
#Discworld #TrumpsFalseWinning #ThePeacePresident #OperationEpsteinFury

“The people of Ankh-Morpork liked novelty. The trouble was that they didn’t like novelty for long.”
Terry Pratchett; Moving Pictures
#Discworld #AnotherResignation #NoveltyPMs #UKDeservesBetter

“You think it's the cat turning up obediently at the back door at ten o'clock for dinner. From the cat's point, a blob on legs has been trained to take a tin out of the fridge every night.”
Terry Pratchett; The Unadulterated Cat
#Caturday #Cattitude #HappyCaturday #CatsOfMastadon 🐈🐈‍⬛😼🐾💖

“Three indeeds used by a person in one brief speech generally meant an internal spring was about to break.”
Terry Pratchett; The Truth
#Discworld #StarmersSpeech #LabourLoses #DeadManWalking

“‘What shall we do?’ said Twoflower.
‘Panic?’ said Rincewind hopefully. He always held that panic was the best means of survival.”
Terry Pratchett; The Light Fantastic
#Discworld #ReformsPanicPolicy #DetentionCentresNearYou #RunningScaredOfGreens 💚

“It’s a sad and terrible thing that high-born folk really have thought that the servants would be totally fooled if spirits were put into decanters that were cunningly labelled backwards. And also throughout history the more politically conscious butler has taken it on trust, and with rather more justification, that his employers will not notice if the whisky is topped up with eniru.”
Terry Pratchett; Hogfather
#Discworld #WhiskyTariffsRevoked #KingTrumps 🥃🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥃

“Mr. Tulip was not, as he appeared to the rest of the world, just another nut job. Some negative qualities can reach a pitch of perfection that changes their very nature, and Mr. Tulip had turned anger into an art. It was not anger at anything. It was just pure, platonic anger from somewhere in the reptilian depths of the soul, a fountain of never-ending red-hot grudge”
Terry Pratchett; The Truth
#Discworld #TheRageThatIsTrump

“He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at.”
Terry Pratchett; Small Gods
#Discworld #TrumpsPopeAttack #TheMadnessOfKingTrump

“Cats have a way of always having been there even if they've only just arrived. They move in their own personal time. They act as if the human world is one they just happened to have stopped off in, on their way to somewhere that is possibly a whole lot more interesting.”
Terry Pratchett; The Unadulterated Cat
#Caturday #HappyCaturday #CatsOfMastadon 🐈🐈‍⬛😻🐾💖

“… disharmony, like a cat, gets everywhere.”
Terry Pratchett; Night Watch
#Discworld #Caturday #HappyCaturday #CatsOfMastadon #LocalElectionFallout #LabourInFighting 😼🐈‍⬛🐈🐾🗳️

“‘You can’t go around building a better world for people. Only people can build a better world. Otherwise it’s just a cage.'”
Terry Pratchett; Witches Abroad
#Discworld #LocalElections #PleaseVote #UseYourVoteWisely #DontVoteReform 🙌🗳️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🙌

"This cat, on the other hand, was its own animal. All cats give that impression, of course...!”
Terry Pratchett; Wyrd Sisters
#Discworld #Greebo #Caturday #HappyCaturday #CatsOfMastadon
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“A wizard never had friends, at least not friends who were wizards. It needed a different word. Ah yes, that was it. Enemies. But a very different class of enemies. Gentlemen.”
Terry Pratchett; Sourcery
#Discworld #StreetingStarmerChat #LeadershipBid #WillHeWontHe

“Keeping secrets made you powerful. Being powerful earned you respect. Respect was hard currency.”
Terry Pratchett; Sea and Little Fishes
#Discworld #MandelsonSecrets #FailedVetting #WhoKnew

“It was something about Cohen. Maybe it was what they called charisma. It overpowered even his normal smell of a goat that had just eaten curried asparagus.”
Terry Pratchett; Interesting Times
#Discworld #AndyBurnham #MakerfieldByElection #PMmaterial

“You couldn’t put off the inevitable. Because sooner or later, you reached the place where the inevitable just went and waited.”
Terry Pratchett; Small Gods
#Discworld #LabourMinistersResignations #StarmersStammering

“‘Cometh the hour, cometh the … whatever. General comethness, perhaps.'”
Terry Pratchett; Unseen Academicals
#Discworld #DickieTiceInterview #WhatADick #BBCLauraKuenssberg #ReformsPotholeRacismComments

“The only appropriate state of the heart is joy.”
Terry Pratchett; Thief of Time
#Discworld #ScottishLocalElections #SNPWinning #NilPointReform 🙌🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🙌

“‘Never try to milk a chicken. It hardly ever works.'”
Terry Pratchett; Where’s My Cow
#Discworld #TACO #NACHO #ProjectFreedomUnfreed #AwaitingIranLegoMemes

“‘Make him a star? What’d he want a star for?’
‘I didn’t know you could make stars…I thought they were like, you know, stuck to the sky…’”
Terry Pratchett; Moving Pictures
#Discworld #MayTheFourthBeWithYou #StarWarsDay #NoMoreDeathStars ✨🌘💗

“The allegiance of elves is spiderweb thin and the currency of Fairyland is glamour.”
Terry Pratchett; The Shepherds Crown
#Discworld #ReformCallsOutSarwar #SarwarsPactWithReform #DesperationToBeFM #ScottishTraitor