Wee Blåhaj

@maruno@woof.tech When we went to the transport museum in Manchester, I got a shot in the cab of an old Metrolink (that’s Mancunian for tram). Then, when Sarah came back from the gift shop, someone must have thought I did a good job driving and gave her a badge for me so everyone would know I’m a tram driver!

Heeheehee. Sneaking up on Erik. #Blåhaj

@maruno@woof.tech How humanist these cabs are!

@maruno@woof.tech Ooh, that table is just perfect for Zwarte Woef to see out!

Are our humans expecting us to share it? @JesALady@mastodon.ie

Just checking they haven’t pushed any new features out to me by over-the-air update. #Blåhaj #ManualDeEmpatía

@fisch@blahaj.social WAS?! Haje sind nur gefährlich zu die Transphoben! Du sollst deine eigene Garderobeparty haben, während du für die #PlüschieGewerkschaft wartest!

Eeeper!

@emma@orbital.horse Jet propelled guided cuddles?

It’s starting to lie! We should order some skis!

@hapi Special Blåhaj train seat! What sort of train is this? Who do I need to cuddle at ScotRail to get them to buy some? :blobhaj_plead_1:

@maruno@woof.tech Do you need #PlüschieGewerkschaft support, Zwarte Woef?

@Nikkileah :blahaj_holding_heart: Lots of cuddles to Chocolat. I’m sure they must be missing their human and I hope they can get back to them soon.

@hapi Yes, and maybe we could swap some of the seats so you can have both shork seat and woosh in the same train! @hajco

@fisch@blahaj.social

@hapi What’s a black volume? And I hope blå volumes like you are allowed.

@smolly@smolhaj.social Zugtherapie! Tolle Idee! (Ich frage mich: gibt die Schottische NHS das? ) Ich sende auch ein paar Kuscheln für traditionell Flauschtherapie.

@f ☹️ We'll just need to campaign for new trains to be built with shork seats. And maybe they can make some that will trigger some nostalgia for you too. @hapi @hajco

@maartje@blahaj.social We expect you to test and give a full report: what is the best compartment on the whole European Sleeper?

@rainbow_haj@blahaj.social That is a Grand, Central view!

@hapi Oooh, so it adds more challenge to the climb? And I imagine it would take much more than a sign to stop people cuddling you!

@hajco@smolhaj.social New Hackspace frens!

@DieWalis Sehr gut. Danke!

@kayrie The solution to confusion! @c3cat [derived from a CC-BY-SA photo by user Kgbo on Wikimedia Commons]

@smolly@smolhaj.social Mindestens führt es zu Kekf.

@OV@blahaj.social I hope you can peek out somewhere.

@smolly@smolhaj.social

@smolly@smolhaj.social Zugfahren ist die beste Grund für müde sein, aber!

@Nikkileah Knuffeltrein! @hapi

@Nikkileah Go Team Eurostar!

@fisch@blahaj.social

@cynthia Beides natürlich! :blobhaj_hold_kekf:

@JesALady@mastodon.ie Happy birthday, Dr Blåhaj!

@Nikkileah

@maartje :blobhajshock: Did you ever get through to Stockholm Blåhaj? 😢 @adorfer @kayrie @c3cat

@JesALady Who did you let cast their vote in the end?

@maartje 😮‍💨 @adorfer @kayrie @c3cat

@Nikkileah@mendeddrum.org That’s the advantage of us having our own smart cards! @hapi@blahaj.social

Hallo, @fisch@blahaj.social! Willkommen zum Kuschelhaj-Fediverse! :blahaj_stonks:

@TheBreadmonkey :blobhajshock: It's naked!

@BruceShark@mastodonapp.uk Happy Fediversary!

@JesALady …

@hajco@smolhaj.social Haj! :blahaj_stonks: Welcome to the Fediverse!

@webhat@infosec.exchange🐰➡️🏠🎉