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Non-Euclidean Beekeeper

@WanderingBeekeeper@weirder.earth
hometown 4.5.18+hometown-1.2.1
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Inappropriate for all audiences. Old tired queer cis white male living on Nisqually land. I write tabletop roleplaying games, steampunk and historical fiction, and queer porn. DM before sending a follow request. Followers-only is raw me with no CWs. This is a Dark Ride.

108 Followers
194 Following
30 Posts
Joined July 05, 2023
Pronouns:
he/him/his
Website:
https://wanderingbeekeeper.neocities.org/
Twitch:
https://www.twitch.tv/wanderingbeekeeper
What Else:
https://wheretofind.me/@TarlimanJoppos
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Non-Euclidean Beekeeper @WanderingBeekeeper@weirder.earth
· 5mo ago

Thinking of #DavidAttenborough -- he was a significant contributor to the career launch of #CarlosMagdalena, the #PlantMessiah. Attenborough's Year at Kew included a feature on how Magdalena had figured out how to propagate a rare species and saved them from extinction when their last wild habitat was destroyed. Attenborough has not just done so much, he has introduced so many others to the world and helped bring focus to people who deserved it. Happy 100th.

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Non-Euclidean Beekeeper @WanderingBeekeeper@weirder.earth
· 5mo ago

In 15 minutes, I shall go #Live on #Twitch with #Stellaris: Old Man Yells at Void Cloud. I will be putting a species of materialist xenophiles up against a Devouring Swarm. Do pop by and see how the fracas develops, won't you?
https://www.twitch.tv/wanderingbeekeeper

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Non-Euclidean Beekeeper @WanderingBeekeeper@weirder.earth
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@raye be careful of thermic shock. Keep the bathroom you use during the night warm. Japan loses a few elderly every winter to temperature shock from walking into an unheated traditional bathroom in the middle of the night.
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Non-Euclidean Beekeeper @WanderingBeekeeper@weirder.earth
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@petrabrandstrom@mastodon.art "The prince had been allowed to live in his fantasy world, for he had to believe himself capable of defeating the Beast to do so."
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Non-Euclidean Beekeeper @WanderingBeekeeper@weirder.earth
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@EveHasWords@toot.cat As a four time successful Kickstarter launcher, you have my support against this bullshit.
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Non-Euclidean Beekeeper @WanderingBeekeeper@weirder.earth
· 5mo ago

Video games are so weird. I just saw Dick Gumshoe try to confess his love to Pac-Man, only to be interrupted by Jack Frost, who it turns out Pac-Man had been harboring a secret crush on.

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Non-Euclidean Beekeeper @WanderingBeekeeper@weirder.earth
· 5mo ago

Moment of clarity: I can describe the dice mechanic of Blue Planet to tonight's #ttrpg group, two of whom are very new to the hobby, as blackjack. You want to hit the target number without going over. If your target number is a 5, you want to roll a 5 exactly on the 10-sider. A 4 is still good, a 1 is barely effective, and with a 6 you missed it by =that= much. Get a ten and you hurt yourself trying. It's different in that each die, or card, is counted separately, rather than making a hand. Your Aptitude Pool is the number of cards you get to flip to try and find a winner, ignoring any cards that bust if you have a good one.

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Non-Euclidean Beekeeper @WanderingBeekeeper@weirder.earth
· 5mo ago

Is there a name for the transformation noise sequence popular in American cartoons in the 50s and 60s? Super Chicken if you need an example, and it sounds like the Foley artist was told to hit random stuff in rhythm.

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Non-Euclidean Beekeeper @WanderingBeekeeper@weirder.earth
· 5mo ago

This morning, I delivered the v1.0.3 modpack release for alpha testing for the new Twisted Pixelmon #Minecraft server. This is the first public server that I've been modpack designer on, and I'm terrifically excited for people to come play on our server when the build team has it ready! #ThrivingThursday

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Non-Euclidean Beekeeper @WanderingBeekeeper@weirder.earth
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Canageek@wandering.shop MX also ships with KDE, XFCE is just the default
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Non-Euclidean Beekeeper @WanderingBeekeeper@weirder.earth
· 5mo ago
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@Canageek@wandering.shop I've been using MX Linux for years, and its ancestor MEPIS before that. Running XFCE with no systemd takes a little getting used to ... but it's a robust OS. It's also one that my limited skills are sufficient to maintain and upgrade.
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Non-Euclidean Beekeeper @WanderingBeekeeper@weirder.earth
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@monkeyninja Logically, I cannot prove that faeries do not exist. However, it costs me little to acknowledge the Good Folk and carry on the traditions of my ancestry, and if faeries do turn out to exist, I'm covered. I think Voltaire said something like this about a relationship with God.
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Non-Euclidean Beekeeper @WanderingBeekeeper@weirder.earth
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@cobweb if I right click and open the story in a new private window, generally that circumvents the issue. Screw their data intrusion. The news should be readily available
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Non-Euclidean Beekeeper @WanderingBeekeeper@weirder.earth
· 6mo ago

One hen
Two ducks
Three squawking geese
Four corpulent porpoises
Five thousand Macedonian warriors in full battle array
Six sacred brass monkeys from the ancient sealed crypts of Egypt
Seven pairs of Don Alfredo's favorite tweezers
Eight diabolical denizens of the deep
Nine apathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity toward procrastination and sloth
Ten white whistling whales that haul and stall around the quivey of the quay all at the same time

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Non-Euclidean Beekeeper @WanderingBeekeeper@weirder.earth
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@DJDarren Reminds me of when the platform was AOL and was such a walled garden
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Non-Euclidean Beekeeper @WanderingBeekeeper@weirder.earth
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@crystalvisits And this is why we now live in Washington state, and our trans daughter in Australia, and none of us will go back to Tennessee for anything less than a funeral.
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Non-Euclidean Beekeeper @WanderingBeekeeper@weirder.earth
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@dadbod It's worth noting that if you highlight a passage in a book that isn't licensed for AI training use, you may have aided Amazon in committing a theft, and could be held legally responsible for the copyright infringement that happened when your highlighted portion was ingested by the LLM. I'm not a lawyer, but the legal theory seems sound to me.
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Non-Euclidean Beekeeper @WanderingBeekeeper@weirder.earth
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@s0 Not in the USA. Here, they only stock Post Office-logo mailing supplies, and a rack of crappy greeting cards.
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Non-Euclidean Beekeeper @WanderingBeekeeper@weirder.earth
· 5mo ago

#FediHelp my MX Linux laptop got borked by the Tuesday patch run, and I'm unable to figure out what happened. I'm running a Lenovo Ideapad with the current distro version. I'm able to boot fine with an iso of the previous major version. Booting with the current iso, which includes the most recent patch levels, results in:

* normal boot from media
* switch to graphics mode screen with progress bar
* fail to black text mode screen with nonfunctional cursor, no prompt, instead of rolling to the graphic mode login screen

More info available on request. I'm able to chroot to the laptop's partition, but need guidance as to what to do there.
#Linux #mxlinux

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Non-Euclidean Beekeeper @WanderingBeekeeper@weirder.earth
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@TarkabarkaHolgy We went one better. My spouse raised her own alpacas.
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Non-Euclidean Beekeeper @WanderingBeekeeper@weirder.earth
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@ajroach42 earlier today, but I'm part Welsh, part German, it's in my heritage. Especially the thing where you make up lyrics as you go to comment on the situation.
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Non-Euclidean Beekeeper @WanderingBeekeeper@weirder.earth
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@cwebber the tagline of my personal site is "Tool marks may be visible." Hear, hear.
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Non-Euclidean Beekeeper @WanderingBeekeeper@weirder.earth
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@plyspomitox see https://wanderingbeekeeper.neocities.org/ for my library contribution
wanderingbeekeeper.neocities.org

Wandering Beekeeper: Home Page

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Non-Euclidean Beekeeper @WanderingBeekeeper@weirder.earth
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@dngrs dammit
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Non-Euclidean Beekeeper @WanderingBeekeeper@weirder.earth
· 5mo ago

Leslie Fish - "Surprise!"
https://youtu.be/NS3bwjE7FHc?si=imfY6LXQ3K1xn5YN
A mocking balalaika and guitar piece about Sputnik and how it got humanity into space
#FediPlay

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Non-Euclidean Beekeeper @WanderingBeekeeper@weirder.earth
· 5mo ago

Growing plants on an actual spaceship would require protecting the plants from acceleration. You'd want to put the pot on gimbals, I would think, with some kind of support structure for the foliage. You'd also want to grow shorter plants with heavier stems, to survive multiple g's.

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Non-Euclidean Beekeeper @WanderingBeekeeper@weirder.earth
· 5mo ago

Erika Vikman - "Adam and Steve"
https://youtu.be/7-FAMd4HPWY?si=fb2sgOCej8ahek-j
The kinky queen of Euro queer pop returns. Two big snakes in paradise.
#Fediplay

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Non-Euclidean Beekeeper @WanderingBeekeeper@weirder.earth
· 5mo ago

Today's #Minecraft server changelog:

Pixelmon V2 1.0.3

Removed:
* Lightman's Currency
* Lightman's Tech
* PixelGO Balls

Updated:
* Xaero's Minimap 1.21.1-25.3.13
* Xaero's Worldmap 1.21.1-1.40.16

Added:
* Bageling 1.21.1-2.0
* Controlling nf-1.21.1-19.0.5
* Cucumber 1.21.1-8.0.16
* Display Delight 1.5.2
* Engineers Delight 1.21.1 nf R.1.8
* Flux Networks 1.21.1-8.0.0
* Framed Blocks 10.5.3
* Fruits Delight v1.2.13
* Inventory Tweaks Refoxed 1.21.1-1.3.2
* Iron Jetpacks 1.21.1-8.0.11
* Measurements 1.21.1-3.0.3
* Pipez 1.21.1-1.2.19
* Repurposed Structures 7.5.20
* Repurposed FD Compat v7
* Storage Delight 26.04.18a-1.21.1nf
* Storage Drawers nf-1.21.1-13.11.4
* TrashSlot 1.21.1-21.1.10

Pending:
* Farmer's Delight - upgrade to v1.3.1
* Rustic Delight nf-1.21-1.6.0 requires FD v1.3.1

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Non-Euclidean Beekeeper @WanderingBeekeeper@weirder.earth
· 5mo ago

15 minutes from now, I'll be #live on #Twitch with the best-written #FarmSim / #DatingSim on the market, Roots of Pacha. If you'd like to validate my claim, I'll be at https://www.twitch.tv/wanderingbeekeeper

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Non-Euclidean Beekeeper @WanderingBeekeeper@weirder.earth
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@quixoticgeek@social.v.st my vote goes to the term my family has used for any unidentified respiratory ailment for three generations now: the crud.
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