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mastodon 4.6.8BREAKING/ADDITIONAL REPORT
No Authority Social correspondent @RexRedbone@noauthority.social has released photographic evidence of the buck-thorn-enhanced perimeter.
Preliminary damage assessment remains ongoing….
Initial findings indicate that Rex's fence continues to exist, although it has now been officially involved in a two-day manhunt featuring aerial drone surveillance, flashlight reconnaissance, and police perimeter incursions.
The unidentified subject remains at large.
BREAKING
No Authority Social correspondent @RexRedbone@noauthority.social reports:
An unidentified subject from an unknown rehab facility remains at large for a second day in close proximity to Rex.
Police assets deployed: flashlights, drones, and fence-jumping officers.
Damages reported so far: one buck-thorn-enhanced Rex’s fence.
Status: suspect remains undefeated.
FENCE DAMAGE ESTIMATION REPORT
After careful review of the available imagery, experts conclude that @RexRedbone@noauthority.social buck-thorn-enhanced fence has suffered approximately three leaves' worth of damage.
Additional losses have now been identified. Due to the release of photographic evidence, Rex's buck-thorn-enhanced perimeter is currently on full public display, resulting in substantial operational secrecy damage and an estimated humongous loss of tactical surprise.
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