🌈Magical Thinking

@csb@na.social Greek and Latin

There is no joy like a perfectly ripe peach

@csb@na.social the human brain is a change detector. that's all it does, it notices little changes in the environment and it will either attack those changes or flee.

@mushroom_soup@poa.st bagless sous vide

@cjust@infosec.exchange you can always trust the Atlantic.

@mushroom_soup@poa.st Ballaby

as a matter of class, it's inappropriate to speak ill of the dead. 🤫

@mushroom_soup@poa.st Jabba of innsmouth

@mushroom_soup@poa.st Influencer is now a more dangerous job than Rapper./

@fkq1q2r2@noauthority.social @scottdhansen@noauthority.social @PeaceandProsperity@na.social The first one I ever saw was from Phillips and it was for the Indian market, to make samosas. I've never made samosas in it.

@ShowMeYourLibrary@nicecrew.digital I bet @sirchris@noauthority.social has some cool stuffs.

@scottdhansen@noauthority.social @PeaceandProsperity@na.social make stuffed mushrooms in the air fryer and then talk to me buck-o

AOC isn't gonna marry that loser boyfriend when there's a single TRILLIONAIRE out there.

I’m training an Ai on road rage videos. How has no one done this already?

@csb@na.social It will happen because I, an angry American, say it will. 🇺🇸

How funny if the world cup final ended in a 0:0 tie and was decided by penalty kicks. Americans will love that.

@mushroom_soup@poa.st Gomez and Morticia

@mushroom_soup@poa.st @RoBu@shitposter.world @ZRDR_DelRio@shitposter.world I watched minions, but I set the TV to black and white and used the german voiceover.

@stoner713@poa.st @corq@infosec.exchange Apparently some of the data was from the Mormons, who keep compulsive birth records so they can baptize you in abstentia. The actual DNA wasn't even necessary.

4th of JulY suckas!

@Terry@poa.st 'the gay ones'

@thermia@sk.girlthi.ng summer is the season for sciatica. https://www.health.harvard.edu/pain/sciatica-gentle-stretches-to-help-relieve-pain-and-improve-mobility

They make a good case to ban cycling in the metro area. If it’s so dangerous, walk your bike. https://mass.streetsblog.org/2026/07/09/driver-kills-bicyclist-on-tremont-street-in-mission-hill

@kevinrothrock@infosec.exchange I can see places like bars and movie theaters banning entry with those glasses.

I’m putting data centers in space

@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange I read books on my phone

I blocked the entire infosec server because they're all pussies.

@kevinrothrock@infosec.exchange can MSNOW be disseminated?

Remember when we were all about building that potato cannon out of PVC?

@xaetacore@neondystopia.world @grey@poa.st @CatLord@poa.st Did you know a former Olympic canoeist damaged the sealant in the DC reflecting pool? The news has been out there hombres https://nypost.com/2026/06/20/us-news/american-olympic-canoeist-david-hearn-arrested-for-allegedly-vandalizing-lincoln-memorial-reflecting-pool/

@merchantHelios@poa.st ugh. imagine all the STDs in that room.

@kevinrothrock@infosec.exchange A guy at work has the Raybans and no one goes to lunch with him anymore.

@xaetacore@neondystopia.world @grey@poa.st @CatLord@poa.st make the reflecting pool into bike lanes.

@PeaceandProsperity@na.social the air fryer sated that urge.

@corq@infosec.exchange I can't believe anyone was stupid enough to send their DNA to these companies.

@Shadowman311@poa.st nice call back

@raintrees@noauthority.social @BrianJopek@mastodon.world

“Not an operations guy.”

• my co-worker on Fauci

Antifa retards https://youtu.be/fFKNObHujwE

@xaetacore@neondystopia.world @jeffcliff@shitposter.world @grey@poa.st @CatLord@poa.st He was riding a bicycle, which makes him a domestic terrorist in my opinion. Lock him in a mop closet like the J6r's

@corq@infosec.exchange weezer is a cover band now. van halen went through the same phase.

@kevinrothrock@infosec.exchange Meta users are all over 50. They'll probably all be extinct before these glasses make it to market.