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The Economic_Hitman

@Economic_Hitman@noauthority.social
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Fediversian since late 2017

hobbies:
- coding
- martial arts
- shooting
- working out
- shitposting
- curating electronic music (see my bots below)

I am responsible for nagging three instances into adding a favicon: noauthority.social, shitposter.world, and clubcyberia.co

417 Followers
307 Following
18 Posts
Joined January 14, 2024
SoundCloud:
https://soundcloud.com/sour_cream_pringles
Alt acct.:
@Economic_Hitman@shitposter.club
my bot 🎵:
@sourcreampringles_SoundCloud@shitposter.world
XMPP:
economic_hitman@chat.immobilizezones.com
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The Economic_Hitman @Economic_Hitman@noauthority.social
· 2d ago

To get out of a traffic ticket in another town, I got my driver's safety course (DSC) registration materials mailed.

1. Printed record of my driver history = $12
2. Copy of driver's license
3. Copy of driver's insurance
4. The ticket itself, with the filled-out detached DSC form
5. A money order from Western Union = $145 (the cost of the DSC + $1)
6. Over night mail by UPS = $115

TOTAL=$272

still cheaper than the ticket, and my insurance rate won't go up after completing the stupid class

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The Economic_Hitman @Economic_Hitman@noauthority.social
· 1mo ago
Replying to on poa.st
@mushroom_soup@poa.st Our COOL laws were repealed a long time ago, because of NAFTA, I think
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The Economic_Hitman @Economic_Hitman@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
From my email spam folder:
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The Economic_Hitman @Economic_Hitman@noauthority.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@Twig@noauthority.social he does but he doesn't pay any attention to Fedi anymore (not counting podcastindex.social). Including him in the #faggottourney is like nominating a scarecrow. It just gives catharsis to those who hate him, but otherwise kind of pointless. @fkq1q2r2@noauthority.social @jeffcliff@shitposter.world @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love @eriner@noauthority.social @bonifartius@noauthority.social @AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social @Clambino@noauthority.social @gr1mr33p3r@noauthority.social @Nicktherat@noauthority.social @adam@psyopshop.com @Coyote@shitposter.world @FaggotTourney@tsundere.love
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The Economic_Hitman @Economic_Hitman@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@georgia@netzsphaere.xyz @lain@lain.com
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The Economic_Hitman @Economic_Hitman@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@vitalis@dirtyknight.life Update: the bear wants to date me now
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The Economic_Hitman @Economic_Hitman@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago
Neighborhood where everyone's front door can only be unlocked using two keys, one that you have and one that your neighbor has. This forces a high-trust society, and lowers crime because of complex security.
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The Economic_Hitman @Economic_Hitman@noauthority.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love Yeah if I were you, running this poll, I would want him since he will A) attract votes because he is B) controversial @AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social @bonifartius@noauthority.social @Clambino@noauthority.social @eriner@noauthority.social @fkq1q2r2@noauthority.social @gr1mr33p3r@noauthority.social @Nicktherat@noauthority.social @Twig@noauthority.social @adam@psyopshop.com @Coyote@shitposter.world @jeffcliff@shitposter.world @FaggotTourney@tsundere.love
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The Economic_Hitman @Economic_Hitman@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@histoire3@shota.house @vitalis@dirtyknight.life I think you meant to say "poetry" but this post is perfect the way it is
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The Economic_Hitman @Economic_Hitman@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Junes@clubcyberia.co I'm looking for that thing you sent me
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The Economic_Hitman @Economic_Hitman@noauthority.social
· 8mo ago
Replying to
@Sideshow_Jane @TeaTootler @Grumbleshroom is the squirrel sharing with the peacock or is peacock sharing with the squirrel ?
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The Economic_Hitman @Economic_Hitman@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@seatree@nicecrew.digital oh. Because it is just a long infomercial :(
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The Economic_Hitman @Economic_Hitman@noauthority.social
· 3mo ago
Me, holding my cat while scratching his neck by curling my fingers (he likes the spot behind his sternum bone)
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The Economic_Hitman @Economic_Hitman@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Maroon@clew.lol @All_bonesJones@shitposter.world what's the deal with the really shiny guy wearing yellow sunglasses next to the ogre?
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The Economic_Hitman @Economic_Hitman@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@wertimer@clubcyberia.co @Maroon@clew.lol @All_bonesJones@shitposter.world you must be the wizard who summoned the ogre then.
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The Economic_Hitman @Economic_Hitman@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@seatree@nicecrew.digital why is this video almost an hour long?
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The Economic_Hitman @Economic_Hitman@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com 🦆 @BigDuck@poa.st
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The Economic_Hitman @Economic_Hitman@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@All_bonesJones@shitposter.world a "person"?
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