Moist balls. That’s the toot 🫣
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It’s another sticky one in the UK tonight boys. Hope you sleep well with minimal ballsac to inner thigh discomfort! 😊
NOT watching the football. Watching The Traitors US instead and, it’s the BEST!! 🥰🤗
Will you look at the fucking size of that!! On the bedroom floor! 😱
Hope you boys have had a great day. Back from London now and have been chilling with Pokémon ZA for a little bit, but glad to be home. Will be having a well deserved lay in in the morning and have planned a full English brunch. Got some levelling up to do for a short while, then heading off 😘
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Forgot to share for comparison… sleeping away from home not in my own bed, late night, and booze…
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@corgidad@c7.io massive congratulations boys!! What a wonderful life milestone for you both 🥳🫶
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A gentleman giving a somewhat revealing triathlon suit a test drive
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@billzismyname@queer.cool well, you know, you are now officially an influencer so, I think I should look into your recommendation… 😂😂😂
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If anyone was unsure what I babble on about with this saying, here is the OG 😂 https://youtu.be/AO2bdYJRZ4w?si=W51QzDXMS8OXSiFS
Gemma Collins "Get that fire exit door, I'm off!"
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@socalgecko@woof.group Great photos guys! Looks like you're having a whale of a time! 😍
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@Lewie_Kong@retro.pizza Oh! I thought you might have been one step ahead of me! 🤣
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People who’ve never been to Australia: all the creatures in Australia are trying to kill you!!!
Meanwhile the creatures in my Aussie neighbourhood…
#wildlife #birds #wildoz
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Latex, trolling, nasty people
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@billzismyname@queer.cool Kiehl’s always go the extra mile with the extras. We have stores here in the UK where you can walk in and they do patch testing on your skin so they can recommend products to your actual skin type. Also, the accent 😍
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@brad@toot.chez.gay So very sad. Hugs and thoughts with you both at this sad difficult time Xx
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@hristaki@mastodon.social haha I’m sure that’s examples are just home when given a snack. Bugs and ‘scuttley things’ however, no ma’am!!
Right then. Last day of work before the Easter break… I’m going in! 🥴
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@rob@toot.chez.gay Oh Rob. I am so very sorry to hear your incredibly sad news. Sending all my best well wishes and hugs. Condolences to you and your family Xx
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A gentleman giving a somewhat revealing triathlon suit a test drive
Nite then 🫶