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@pluralistic@mamot.fr My eyes refuse to admit that sign does not say "TOILET"

@SecurityWriter@infosec.exchange My age verification should be a picture of the complete set of Windows 95 install discs that are still sitting in my closet. And if that isn't sufficient, I'll go pick up a box of my old floppy disk DOS games from my parents house.

RE: @catsalad@infosec.exchange

This is important. We all need this.

@johannab@cosocial.ca @Edmonds_Scanner@universeodon.com Lucky... I'm a mushroom sleepwalker that's mysteriously sexy

@Esoteria@social.horrorhub.club Alternative Title: Damn, I Guess I'm Eating The Whole Pie In One Sitting

@AGT@mastodon.scot *abolished

Autocorrect and dyslexia are mortal enemies

@nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social @SecurityWriter@infosec.exchange Oooo, I could fasten a mouse with 9-pin serial connector to my belt loop. It's both fashionable and proves I'm older than I look 😂

@nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social @SecurityWriter@infosec.exchange The real age verification is writing a short explanation of the differences between the reserved A: and B: drives 🤣

@Engadget@flipboard.com @engadget@flipboard.com and they paid you how much to advertise their fully automated portable throat slicer?

@Engadget@flipboard.com @engadget@flipboard.com how much did they pay you for this sponsored post?

You did remember to label this article as a "sponsored post" right?

@lobsterofrevenge@mastodon.social @tillybridges@mastodon.social maybe it's less of an anti-bat threat and more of a dire warning.

"Get inside! Now! The Stab Bats are out!" 🗡️🦇🔪

@AGT@mastodon.scot ok, but like you did just type a pretty hostile sounding reply to a joke about how they literally couldn't call their version by its American name for reasons of being very hypocritical. Also, monarchies should be accomplished 🤷

@AGT@mastodon.scot So a "No Kings" rally in a country that literally has a king? 🤦

@nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social @SecurityWriter@infosec.exchange vs C: on up works too, but I was also referring to A: being the boot drive and B: being the auxiliary/program drive.

That or maybe I could just carry around a 5.25 inch floppy as an alternate ID lol