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Sam Levine

@SRLevine@neuromatch.social
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Professional chemist. Amateur baker. Bike commuter.

Favorite stars don't cost money and can make someone smile (or at least feel seen) so I use them often. I'm not being weird at you specifically, I'm being weird at everyone...

Warning for the new instance: the much higher character limit might cause me to go mad with power. Take that into account before following.

1836 Followers
984 Following
50 Posts
Joined August 09, 2024
ORCID (I guess this is a thing to do here?):
https://orcid.org/0000-0002-0496-9316
pronouns:
any suitable for people
avatar:
Silver road bike with black panniers leaning against a very large diameter palm tree. Black bike shoes on the ground underneath.
header image:
Row of six NMR tubes (clear, glass) with cap colors matching the classic pride flag (red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple). Very small text with hand-written numbers in black on the tubes. The green tube is the one with the really cool sample in it.
Joined fedi via urbanists.social:
Nov 18, 2022
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2d ago
Replying to on mastodon.social
House on Haunted Hill!!! (as usual I know nothing about this movie, should I be excited? I have no idea) #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2w ago
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Having been the person in the circle being picked on, albeit at a younger age, it's terrifying and I won't blame him if he kills them all. #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2w ago
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No, they'll be safe here. We have guns. Er, I was unaware jellyfish were typically killed by projectile weapons? Is that a thing? I don't enough enough about how "jelly" like they actually are from more than poking a dead one on the beach when I was a kid. #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2w ago
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Writer's poorly concealed fetish for this one is butts I guess? #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2w ago
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Where are they staying that there is a giant communal bathroom? DId I miss something? #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2mo ago
Thanks to that viral post a few weeks ago some of us decided that a rewatch of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" is necessary. To that end it will be tonight at 9PM EDT / 6PM PDT (I think everyone interested is in North America). It is available on the internet archive, along with tubi, your favorite high seas port, or a VHS tape recorded off a television 30 years ago. The hashtag for this extremely loosely coordinated event is #WFRR and anyone is welcome to join in and expound on the evil of the freeway and the joy of a trolley system while pining for Jessica and/or Roger Rabbit (we won't judge).
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2w ago
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Ok, I forgot about that aspect of the Devil Girt Bot. Whoops. #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2w ago
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This is a lot of stripes in one scene with his shirt, her shirt, and those curtains. #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2w ago
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Why was her face covered in blood?!?!?! #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 3mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Just found out I wasted 3 weeks of work, a significant amount of solvent and other reagents because the commercial starting material is not what the bottle says it is to add insult to injury what is in the bottle isn't even clean, there is at least one other thing in there. Hilariously (not really) the only reason I determined this was because I'm making something from the literature and none of my spectra were matching close enough. Went back to the start to check and remade the first step, it produced the same wrong thing. Tried some other conditions, same deal. Finally took an NMR of the starting material today. #ChemiVerse #Chemistry
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2mo ago
Just finished The Jasmine Throne by Tasha Suri (first book in the trilogy), which was a sprawling fantasy in the best way, while somehow mostly taking place in a tiny corner of one city (in the "present day"). Fantasy with its roots in South Asia, so very different from the usual. And the women are all complex and interesting characters (I kind of love Malini, she would totally vibe with the LotR movie scene with Galadriel and the ring*) I think @ansate@social.coop might have been the one to recommend it to me? If so, thank you! *"In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen! Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me, and despair!" #AmReading #Bookstodon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2mo ago
RE: https://wandering.shop/@aanpress/116975032424616062 I'm backing (yet another) kickstarter for a children's book when I don't have kids. But the artwork in this is too charming not to. #Bookstodon
wandering.shop
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2mo ago
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Pretty sure that sharp knife is going to be doing more of the heavy lifting than the "help of god" unless by the later they mean sterile technique and maybe some primitive antibiotics. #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2mo ago
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@ascentale@sfba.social @nwarner@tenforward.social @bikenite@fedigroups.social 1a. Southern california as usual! 1b. I give them a passing squeeze pretty much every time I get on the bike because I've been able to detect "got a slow leak and it is clearly less firm than it was on my ride in" at the end of the day at work, which is way better than discovering it in the middle of the ride home (in the dark). I fill with my floor pump that has a pressure gauge every Monday to ~100 psi (or whatever the first day of the work-week is that week), though I will occasionally top off on a weekend if I plan on a long ride (by Monday it is usually down to ~80 psi). I'm riding skinny road tires though in 28 mm width (and 25 on the other bike!). #BikeNite
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 4mo ago
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Why on earth would you enter the bedroom of your B & B host?!?! #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 3mo ago
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@saucerlost@mastodon.social Going to mooch over here tonight if I comment. I apparently missed a real stinker last week (I've been pulling them up on the TV and not actively watching for the previous few weeks and figured I should give up on the TV at all, which I guess was a poor choice?). So tonight's movie will be up on the TV. #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2mo ago
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Ok, I'm not exactly a medieval weapons specialist, but those blades don't look right. Too flat or something? #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 3mo ago
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One of the few clothing choices I appreciate in old movies: people wore real pajamas. I feel like such a slob in my ratty t shirt and linen pants that have zero elastic left by comparison. #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 3mo ago
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I'm not a catholic, but don't convents only really have nuns? Why is there a guy answering the door for the priest? #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 3mo ago
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That's an awfully large headshot of your wife (girlfriend?) on your desk. Kind of creepy... #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 3mo ago
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"Ecology or one of the other earthly subjects" #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 3mo ago
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@ajayiyer@mastodon.social PLOS Biology, Biology Open (from the Company of Biologists), eLife
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2w ago
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Well I haven't taken him to the ME yet. Incompetent much? #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 4mo ago
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Tried the jar of refrigerator pickles in the fridge I started last week. Does this count as eating seeds for the purposes of this movie? #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2mo ago
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Who wants to be "cow dung" was not what the original script said? #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2mo ago
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Why are you gently petting his face while turning him down? Mixed signals lady! #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2w ago
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That is a very odd table setting with "nice" dishes and somehow no glasses, only coffee cups. And only maybe two butter knives and zero forks? This table is bothering me way more than it should. #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2w ago
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"prerogative of women" "who can understand women" Like really? I didn't quite expect them to be this blatant 30 seconds after I posted. #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 4mo ago
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Most things "can't tolerate heavy doses of ultra violet light" it kills DNA! #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2mo ago
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My apartment can't decide if it smells like chocolate or italian food from the stuff in the oven. About as confused as I am now that I missed apparently a crucial 30 seconds while checking said oven... #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2w ago
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Was the structure of cobra venom and jelly fish (venom?) known when this movie was made? #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2w ago
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superficial, objectifying the person on screen
I have to say I miss the days when a "sexy" women's bathing suit had a lower half that could feasibly be used for real athletic activities like swimming. It looks good on her. #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2w ago
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"I can tell this man tied in agony" Death rictus is a thing at a certain time after death, right? But I'm not that sort of doctor either. So I have something in common with one of the protagonists. Eww. #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2mo ago
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"Land changed. Wolves hunt where there were none before. This was once a place of ___ and sunlight. Now its a place of darkness and evil" Well until you got to that last bit you were describing California post endangered species act. #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2mo ago
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the caption is 'mystical noise" and I was going to say "bad keyboard auto options from my childhood keyboard" but I guess I should take the captioner as the expert, right? #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 4mo ago
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@ranjit@friend.camp I did actually! And mustard seeds! (well whatever is in the "pickling mix" from the local mexican supermarket, but I know those two are for sure) #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2mo ago
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@jonny@social.coop Gonna mooch over here tonight if I post. If you've followed me recently you're about to maybe see a bunch of out of context posts as I watch a (probably very bad) movie. Mute me or the hashtag #Monsterdon for the next while
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2w ago
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Oh no, it's one of those [women take forever and we don't understand them] movies. sigh #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2mo ago
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Wait, that was all before the title cards? #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 4mo ago
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"That which is living can be killed" Anyone else flash to: "That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die." #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2mo ago
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Hey @amyfou@lingo.lol will we get horse girl critique tonight? #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2d ago
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Giant house. Seven murders mentioned (4 men, 3 women bit) and now we have "there has been a murder in almost every place in this house". These numbers do not add up. #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2w ago
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And a closeup shot of the monster's butt. Covered in extremely thick rubber/latex. At least our camera person is an equal opportunity butt lover? #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 3mo ago
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@BathysphereHat@mastodon.online If someone wants a paper and it is slightly less anxiety inducing to post on here there are some of us who monitor the #ICanHazPDF hashtag. I think most of us have institutional access, and mine at least is pretty good (for now, who knows budget things in the future, etc).
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 4mo ago
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How can there still be 30 minutes of this movie left? #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2w ago
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@devilgirlbot@mastodon.social Going to use this ridiculous post for my root post. #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2d ago
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"If I don't I lose 10,000 dollars". There wasn't a buy-in right? They only get the money if they stay? So he can't. "lose it" if he never had it, right? I hate this type of logic. #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 2d ago
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@amyfou@lingo.lol This is what we get for having a linguist participate in #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 3mo ago
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Let me threaten to kill you and then oh we're all buddies because we know each other? I appreciate Sylvia's skepticism here. #Monsterdon
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Sam Levine @SRLevine@neuromatch.social
· 3mo ago
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@Tiempo@todon.eu I can also get a copy (if you didn't take the previous poster up on their offer).
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