Alex  🔧🔮🌎🪿

We should open a dongle bank for men so they don't have to store their box of cables under their mattress. They'd just deposit their cables/adapters/connectors, and then withdraw it later.

Maybe we'd even do dongle loans so that the bank has some revenue.

#HalfBakedBusinesses

My mom got me a book "How to Save the Human Race from Itself" by Kevin Cornelius Flynn.

Peculiar book.

I called Senator Husted's office and told the staffer I don't support the president wiping a civilization off the face of the earth.

The guy who answered the phone thanked me for my call and said he will let the senator know.

How mundane.

My next Halloween costume idea: conductor hat and the "I support the current thing" shirt

A 15,000 sqft Shaker Heights house redecorated one of their rooms with the walls of the Post heiress's NYC mansion (which was already moved once to the 3 floor penthouse apartment in the building that replaced her mansion).

#Cleveland

https://clevelandmagazine.com/articles/a-shaker-heights-library-repurposes-panelings-from-a-new-york-city-penthouse/

@Wolf@social.incognoble.com a little free RadioShack

🚨 This account is now managed by the AIx system 🚨

Here's the big deal:
* Trained exclusively on Alex's toots
* Perfect punctuation — no ifs, ands, or butts
* Energy efficient
* Cost competitive
* Over-biased on geese 🪿

#AI #GeneralUnintelligence

Bat researchers are special people. Can't wait to see this plot point being worked into an upcoming Mothra movie

Fixed it! Found a use for this carabiner that I got years ago.

Happy to know the US Army is now protecting my heat pump wiring.

Artemis II launch scheduled for 6:30 EDT. Crew on board and ground crew leaving the pad.

https://www.youtube.com/live/Tf_UjBMIzNo
#artemis

I compared the exif data of the two Earth shots from the #Artemis II mission. (and stacked them to provide a side by side).

Left image: Time=00:27:39, Aperture=4, ShutterSpeed=1/4s, ExposureCompensation=+1

Right image: Time=00:27:20, Aperture=5.6, ShutterSpeed=1/15s, ExposureCompensation=-1

Sources:
https://images.nasa.gov/details/art002e000193
https://images.nasa.gov/details/art002e000192

npm install mistermadge/toot-styling

I'm going to start using that clapping emoji toot style more

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Trump has a hard problem, how does he go about the deliberate and systematic destruction, in whole or in part, of a national, ethnical, racial, or religious group, while leaving all the oil infrastructure intact and simultaneously avoiding allegations of genocide?

On second thought, he probably doesn't lose sleep about it.