This dude is so chill I hope he hasn't gotten into the kratom
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@MediumWasTedium@kolektiva.social
mastodon 4.6.8NO GODS NO MASTERS NO TERFS NO TANKIES NO BOSSES NO BORDERS AND ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING BANANAS
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Middle / :heart_bi: yes pls :heart_bi: / NYC
Culturally Jewish, Clinically Obese:
Doing my part to fight the top shortage
Coast Guard is no longer an acceptable branch of the military
https://www.timesunion.com/hudsonvalley/news/article/clearwater-sailboat-ejected-parade-of-ships-22332515.php
When did everything become six dollars
Stuff I saw at the dollar store yesterday, cultural anthropologists take note
Walking up to a straight couple like "Which one of you is the dessicant and which one is the humectant"
Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)
The Witches (1990)
The Addams Family (1991)
No wonder I turned out this way
Been trying to figure out for a month why I like having bangs so much, having completely forgotten that I thought Anjelica Huston in "The Witches" was the most beautiful woman in the world when I was eight
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@oldirty@jorts.horse it's what they're going to call wontons when the US goes to war with China
I bet an amaretto with just a little bit of arsenic in it would taste fucking great
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Great to run into my old professors and tell them I'm 40 so they can tell me how young I still am
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@yassie_j you fucking got my blood pressure up Yaseen Jesus christ
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@serverlessaoife@mastodon.social ok but also you look better in it 😘
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My Star Trek was Star Trek (the better ones- later TNG, DS9, and The Movie with the Whales)
Joke's on the woman who decided to use every washing machine in the apartment building; if you'd waited literally one minute you wouldn't have to have pulled my permanently stained reusable menstrual pads from the machine
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@plut0nian I think I'm always going to picture you as this person now
Based on a conversation I had yesterday
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@serverlessaoife@mastodon.social I believe it
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@serverlessaoife@mastodon.social he's gotta be transferring to the Q at Canal St.