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MarkAssPandi

@MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
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A queer moron that does cool shit sometimes like being a speaker at an event
Certified euro cuck
A woman
Idk
Nerd

Website:
kamila.pet

If something I say sounds insane it's usually a shitpost, but if you wanna be sure u can ask (It will give me feedback to add notation so that I can be sure it's not misunderstood)

I can be weird and lewd here, I usually try to CW stuff correctly, mostly succeed but viewer discretion is advised, I am not strictly mDNI but I def would require not interacting with lewd posts, and I will block if I realize that this is happening.
Also lewd stuff I post are usually jokes, I am in a monogamous relationship so do NOT try to unironically hit on me. Ironically is fine if I know you and its all for jokes.

Few statements that I believe so if u dont believe you might not like me and I might not like you:
- Trans rights (I mean ALL trans rights. Transfem, masc, enby, anything else too, you are all valid)
- Gay rights
- Queer rights
- MAPs aren't queers. Pedophilia is not a sexuality.
- Privacy matters

See also:
@markasspandi@fedi.fabrykajabo.li
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
· 7mo ago
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@sharkey
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
· 6mo ago

@yassie_j@transfem.social Omg Hi Henry Jacobs-Foyles

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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
· 7mo ago
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@verdre@mastodon.social Sorry for sounding like reply guy but this is just unfair comparison. Kernel OOM is last resort thing, meant to prevent complete freezing of system, which both Linux and MacOS have. MacOS can handle this better because it uses also (partially, more on that later) userspace Jetsom (its not rly named that on MacOS but iOS, but its essentially the same system) handler which monitors memory usage and does actions to prevent memory from going critically high so to not trigger the OOM. There are systems like that on linux, like systemd-oomd, tho it's done more poorly and those also just kill apps, but before they trigger the kernel OOM. There are also dynamic swap solutions like swapd, which do more or less the exact same thing, but it's not part of the kernel, which means it has to be installed. I am not saying that ur wrong about the handling of it on Linux (by default), it's mostly done poorly on most if not all distributions by default, and yeah sure distro's could allow to set it up easier so that they also have dynamic swap, but it's not just a Kernel thing and I dislike this "don't let kernel devs fool you". It's an desktop implementation and usespace issue, not kernel. Again sorry for long reply but you insulted ppl based on a fallacious comparison so like lol
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
· 5mo ago
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@redsad@ohai.social
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
· 8mo ago
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@ztec lowkey forgot VLC is a project by people and not just a magical thing that appeared and become like the one good software thing
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
· 5mo ago
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@thejackimonster@wehavecookies.social @thomholwerda@exquisite.social "The document is just a factual summary of the views of different groups" The summary of the views is factual, as in, it correctly summarizes what the views are, it's not saying that what it says is itself factual.
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
· 5mo ago
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@thomholwerda@exquisite.social Ig at first I didn't rly see the problem with that post other than it sounding more sensational, but after another read I do see now how it makes it look this way, my bad
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
· 5mo ago
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@yassie_j I also believe transfems (as I am one) should also have right to use mobile devices during driving. After all, in case of emergency, we can just double jump to get out of dangerous situation.
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
· 10mo ago
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@sodiboo@gaysex.cloud @andrewt@mathstodon.xyz me when my polycule is represented by Penrose triangle
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
· 5mo ago
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@vozercozer@vozer.cafe "Requesting you guys to show some love" 😭😭😭
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
· 6mo ago
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@fen plushes on my desk are a database of plushes i posses
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
· 12mo ago
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@gewt@social.treehouse.systems a small price to pay for train ticket from Sydney, Australia to Brisbane, Australia
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
· 14mo ago
Replying to on abyssdomain.expert
@filippo@abyssdomain.expert For a sec I was like "why is this script on your github????" and then realized u don't mean it literally curls this link 😭
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
· 17mo ago
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@rail_@bark.lgbt selfhosting is fun when it works but when it breaks it no longer is 💔
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
· 5mo ago
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@thomholwerda@exquisite.social if anything I'd say this article is bullshit primarily because it looks like they asked LLM to re-write that EPRS document, at least for most part
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
· 6mo ago
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@mkljczk Ja to słyszę średnio raz na każde wyjście z domu
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
· 7mo ago
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@sharkey is there like some info about what exactly does this fix or is this a secret for now cus of reasonable disclosure and stuff
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
· 5mo ago
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@HatsuneMiku you're telling me that doggy was made out of coconut? Fascinating
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
· 5mo ago
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@gamingonlinux when I read "Pay off your debts to a greedy landlord" I lowkey thought it was gonna be about some Animal Crossing deal
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
· 6mo ago
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@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social To reduce eye strain while looking at input panels in the dark, we made touch panel black. We also removed pabel separators for smoother experience
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
· 6mo ago
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@dividuum@chaos.social @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social lmao fun to know
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
· 4mo ago
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@julia@eepy.moe @eblu@wetdry.world
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
· 5mo ago
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@thomholwerda@exquisite.social legit question whats 100% bullshit about it? it's made more sensational for sure, but also some parts look like they are basically reworded parts from the EPRS document?
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
· 10mo ago
Replying to on mastodon.world
@signalapp@mastodon.world we literally all want one thing and that is replying with stickers
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MarkAssPandi @MarkAssPandi@shrimpnet.gej.pet
· 7mo ago
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@redsad@ohai.social We wanted silver but got gold
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