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mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06sarcasm is my first language
bicycles, photography, music, books, dr who & Lego
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Joined December 28, 2024
@schwa@mastodon.social It’s actually helpful to spot the kids. I knew a woman who did that and actually had a second set in a different in case there was a family with the same idea.
I saw a guy selling produce along the side of the road. He had signs for yellow watermelon and pink pineapples.
I was worried I was having a stroke but I couldn’t smell toast.
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@drdrang I had one that would randomly turn on the light within a set period. This always freaked out my boyfriend. 😂
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@Verso@mastodon.social @jgamet@mastodon.social @flargh@mastodon.social This is even funnier now that I know who Stevie Martin is.
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@gedeonm@mastodon.social I was first thinking, “How do they clean behind the tub?” Then realized they would have cleaning people. 🙄
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@kjhealy I think you meant lunacy. 🙄
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@aleen@wandering.shop Now every guy will be looking for magenta clit. 🙄
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@gedeonm@mastodon.social I hope it wasn’t for ADHD meds. 😘
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@jgamet@mastodon.social These are beautiful!
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@sixcolors @jamesthomson Should have posted these with just the photos of the author’s younger selves and see how many we could guess? 😏
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@gedeonm@mastodon.social @Batzz@mastodon.social Wow. They are not like any electric scissors I have ever seen. They actually work!
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@jgamet@mastodon.social Aw, dang. I am sorry 😞
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@hotdogsladies Merlin’s own Taskmaster episode.
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@agiletortoise@mastodon.social @hotdogsladies@mastodon.social It was so sad when he died in that plane crash. Or was that John Denver?
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@gedeonm@mastodon.social You are a week ahead of schedule. Time change is next week. 😘
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@gedeonm@mastodon.social I’m with Steve. 🤢
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@gedeonm@mastodon.social Even without the ice, that pick up does not seem powerful enough for that big truck.
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@agiletortoise@mastodon.social Once again, the Elites get better deals than the rest of us schmucks. 😂
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@gedeonm@mastodon.social I remember hearing that young adults are typically more liberal but by age 40, they are conservative.
Nice to see not everyone becomes jaded.
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@agiletortoise@mastodon.social “And we will keep you waiting at least 15 minutes after your appointment time,” 🙄
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@agiletortoise@mastodon.social I can’t get past the black beard with brown hair. 😳
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@gedeonm@mastodon.social I hate those kind of towels. I got these from Amazon, cheap and reliable.
https://www.amazon.com/Cotton-Clinic-Kitchen-Cleaning-Hanging/dp/B084GMNPPR
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@alexcox@mastodon.social But what about Trapper Keepers? 😏
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@agiletortoise@mastodon.social What about pool sharks or card sharks?
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@OneFootTsunami So you have Christmas year round?
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@gedeonm@mastodon.social @gruber@mastodon.social I am old enough that it didn’t matter because gas was full serve. OK, I kid, there was full-serve gas stations but it was cheaper to do self-serve.
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@alexcox@mastodon.social That is a big mouth! 😳
RE: @MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
I sometimes draw a smiley. The signatures are there is you contest the charge. So if a charge has my full name, I know it was faked.
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@aleen@wandering.shop I miss the Birdhouse app.
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@agiletortoise@mastodon.social I got it and don’t think I have ever owned any NetGear ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@Gte@mastodon.social Where do I turn it off in settings?
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@chockenberry Mine don’t come like that. For a while they had lids that you just flipped over. Thankfully, I saved a couple because now they don’t have them. 🫤
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@aleen I have to go into the office for “team building”. It will be the first time meeting these people who are flying in from different cities. I want to mask up because I am sure they will all be carrying every germ from the flights. 🤢
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@mathowie@xoxo.zone Seems like even if they can’t be held criminally liable, they should be held civically liable. #FuckIce
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@stroughtonsmith@mastodon.social @siracusa@mastodon.social I want to live in this cloud!
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@gedeonm@mastodon.social That looks so good