A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.
All’s Well That Ends Well (Act 3, Scene 6)
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Thou puking, home-spun drunkard!
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Out of my sight! Thou dost infect mine eyes.
Richard III (Act 1, Scene 2)
You pribbling, fen-sucked, bunch-backed boar-pig!
You cockered, idle-headed, pox-marked vile worm!
You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things.
Julius Caesar (Act 1, Scene 1)
You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things.
Julius Caesar (Act 1, Scene 1)
They have a plentiful lack of wit.
Hamlet (ACt 2, Scene 2)
He has not so much brain as ear-wax.
Troilus and Cressida (Act 5, Scene 1)
You unmuzzled, clapper-clawed, dread-bolted filthy rogue!
You saucy, earth-vexing, motley-minded foul adulterer!
They have a plentiful lack of wit.
Hamlet (ACt 2, Scene 2)
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Methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee
All’s Well That Ends Well (Act 2, Scene 3)
Thou’rt poison to my blood.
Cymbeline (Act 1, Scene 1)
Thou whoreson zed, thou unnecessary letter!
King Lear (Act 2, Scene 2 )
You arrogant, beetle-headed, home-spun vassal!
Thou whoreson zed, thou unnecessary letter!
King Lear (Act 2, Scene 2 )
You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, you bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish–O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor’s-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!
Henry IV Part 1 (Act 2, Scene 4)
Thou joggerheaded, ill-nurtured harpy!
What, you egg? Young fry of treachery!
Macbeth (Act 4, Scene 2)
You infectious, fen-sucked, bat-fowling bully!
Thou gleeking, puisny-tilted purified-cur!
You ruttish, folly-fallen, clay-brained baggage!
Thou vapid, spur-galled hypocrite!
Thou mammering, tickle-brained babbling gossip!
You bawdy, knotty-pated, muddy-mottled tyrant!
Thou drunken, beef-witted joithead!
You mangled, dismal-dreaming, folly-fallen pigeon-egg!
Come, come, you froward and unable worms!
The Taming Of The Shrew (Act 5, Scene 2)
Thou churlish, pottle-deep foot-licker!
You lascivious, rump-fed, hag-born maggot-pie!
You cankerblossom.
A Midsummer Night’s Dream (Act 3, Scene 2)
You cankerblossom.
A Midsummer Night’s Dream (Act 3, Scene 2)
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Whose face is not worth sunburning.
Henry V (Act 5, Scene 2)
You impertinent, flap-eared, toad-spotted, whey-face!
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I can’t say your worships have delivered the matter well, when I find the ass in compound with the major part of your syllables.
Coriolanus (Act 2, Scene 1)
Thou adulterate, fool-born hypocrite!
I must tell you friendly in your ear, sell when you can, you are not for all markets.
As You Like It (Act 3 Scene 5)
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What, you egg? Young fry of treachery!
Macbeth (Act 4, Scene 2)
You meddling, bunch-backed, beetle-headed, bitch-wolf!
Thou yeasty, guts-griping tyrant!
You bootless, dismal-dreaming, dread-bolted minnow!
Away, you starvelling, you elf-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish!
Henry IV Part 1 (Act 2, Scene 4)
Away, you mouldy rogue, away!
Henry IV (Act 2, Scene 2)
Thou abominable, idle-headed, bear-whelp!
You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, you bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish–O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor’s-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!
Henry IV Part 1 (Act 2, Scene 4)
You wayward, lack-linen, puisny-tilted hag-seed!
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Thine forward voice, now, is to speak well of thine friend; thine backward voice is to utter foul speeches and to detract.
The Tempest (Act 2, Scene 2)
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I’ll beat thee, but I would infect my hands.
Timon of Athens (Act 4, Scene 3)
Whose face is not worth sunburning.
Henry V (Act 5, Scene 2)