1, got the alternator in my van replaced
2, My kid visited.
3, Still on the right side of 6' of dirt.
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Jon Het.
@Jon_Kramer@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06BS in physics. I will not tolerate insults, hate, racism, sexism, etc. I won't send you money. I don't want to see you naked.
Except for you, and you know who you are.
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@docwu@troet.cafe @bit101@mstdn.social
He's a card, he's a ham,
His last name's Amsterdam
He's a Morey."
Credit goes to Spider Robinson for creating this trend, in his books about Callihan's Tavern.
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@docwu@troet.cafe @bit101@mstdn.social I used to know dozens of these. I still know more...
"A Canadian I know
Intros his mother and goes
That's my Maw, eh."
"A New Zealander man
With a permanent tan,
That's a Māori."
"When swimming in the sea
if a serpent bite your knee
That's a Moray."
Found on another site:
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Never mind the custom order... here is the place that designed it:
https://topmago.com/product/the-donald-just-died-good-im-glad-hes-dead-he-can-no-longer-hat/
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social https://www.amazon.com/Custom-Cotton-Hat-Printing-Embroidery/dp/B0GR6N4F39/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?crid=2C4HPZ8DQW8KK&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.9uQBr6I2R1hX4EOCpm1xmgcM1z43NAeP4mC17ILFbmqJo9vB-O1MmIJb-Uhqkw4WwI1Sh7XvvDYGrh3hVbOleakiA9gm6R-FOej5kwrBkZq23SB4TAPUtNTfp-EDK0ClW71RZ0Ukyc9Ks03HvsMpIU3obvSqhQp30Ube6IAiAHky22N1SySLdH1FzWRlC_t09iGpwHjjdFV9UzTGuVwL0YKHO9YgqJXIgZiJ9tkuDpyMRZRGHzMQHXP5fstcTBl5RfWdSFPuYqjXIlRbuYQ7trPluP7MR61i5MLI24XWhHw.CBk18bGVSr0hslfXQg7PImnVRn10rD7vF7L0jSWuJLY&dib_tag=se&keywords=custom%2Bhat%2Bembroidered&qid=1774295740&sprefix=custom%2Bhat%2Caps%2C183&sr=8-1-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGY&th=1
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@selzero@syzito.xyz Good advice. They all claim to have +8 Vorpal longswords for level 2 characters.
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@bit101@mstdn.social
"When your patterns combine
in a way serpentine
that's a moire."
"With the high price of feed
It's for farmers in need
That some mow hay"
"If 'King Kong' has gone flat
Rent the flick 'Vampire Bat'
It's some More Wray"
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@BrianJopek@mastodon.world I like this. I had a set of such rules I used to post on social media that I developed back in the G+ days. I included antivaxxers, flat earthers, and a few others in that non-political column
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@Pkbwood@mastodon.online I feel many of us do not trust anything we see as 'new'. I'm 62 now, and always embrace the 'new' things, and loved wiki when I first found it, eons ago. My mother, an English teacher, when she found it, was appalled that her students would use it. It still hasn't sunk in that it is more reliable than print sources, for her.
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@dangillmor@mastodon.social , I feel it is a shame that his biggest creditors, the Russian mob, don't get to hold him accountable.
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@mvilain@sfba.social @BrianJopek@mastodon.world I think you made a wise choice. And an early one too. I couldn't believe how many people around me were still friends with trump supporters knowing about his past in 2016. It really opened my eyes about the type of person I was associating with.
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@whophd@ioc.exchange @cmdrwilkens@mastodon.social @Strandjunker@mstdn.social , When Kissinger dies, you will be very aware of it because of the street parties world wide.
I have to say I am disappointed. I have lost much of my glee and wonder at NASA projects, and just see another branch of government. I never would have thought I would lose this, but I am so jaded right now in government.
On the bright side, I just collected my 1st two Sniffer eggs, and that is more joy than Artemis.
What is your take on the most recent SCOTUS ruling?
I feel they got it right... And people have an absolute right to be assholes.
I had an interesting conversation a few days ago about what 'ugly' is Apparently a local car wash is an affront to the senses, because it is 'almost orange.' I look at it and just see a car wash. The color is irrelevant to me. But, on further discussion, colors are "ugly",the PT Cruiser is worth hating because it is "ugly" and these days it is the Cybertruck that is a total POS because it is "ugly" 1st and then because Musk is a Nazi.
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@CindyWeinstein I wonder if Melville is where I got my outlook... I have often stated that no matter where you are, what the situation is, if you look around you you will see beauty. And your failure to see it is a personal choice.
r/Jokes
Jokeminder42
A man meets two women at a bar who are Siamese twins: Suzie and Cheryl. He buys them a few drinks and they wind up back at his place. After a few more drinks he starts to make out with Suzie. Realizing Cheryl might get bored, he asks her, "Is there anything you would like to do?"
Cheryl says, "I see a trombone in the corner; I'll play that!"
So I was behind a Honda today, and around the licence plate there were 4 stickers, each one a scantily clad manga 'woman'. My aunt was driving, and I asked "So is the driver a 14 year old boy or a 16 year old girl?" My aunt won our guessing game, she guessed a 40 year old creeper. Looked like the guy, who we saw when he parked, was about 35.
I really wonder if he knows how he appears to everyone with those stickers.
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I grew up in CA. I have to say, the reason for the hate is jealousy. It is possibly the best quality of life in the United States.
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Everyone's experiences are different. But aside from Cali, I have lived in Virginia, PA TX, Missouri, and currently Kentucky. Vermont and NY as a baby, but I have no clear memories of those.
Bottom of my list is Texas. Next is PA. California is absolutly tops. Now, my family had money, so CA was not done on a budget. And that could influence me... But what I loved the most was camping in the mountains, and the next morning swimming on a sunny beach.
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social This is horrible advice. Soaking it in olive oil will remove the share edges of the paper that cause paper cuts.
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Hasn't he? Who REALLY knows what is in that ground beef these days???
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social No. Just no.
Sewage plants are valuable, they solve problems.
How about an EPA superfund site? Those things never get cleaned up completely. Or a dump. Someplace that is a nuclear accident site? We have a few of those... Solid names for 50K year issues...
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I don't shop with my wife because I feel sure she will intentionally abandon me.