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billionaires should ditch AI and pay me $122billion in capital to take hallucinogens and routinely respond to texts with "you're absolutely right!"
it'd be the same end result for them, less ecologically damaging for the planet, and I'd be high as balls
I don't want that twink obliterated I want them safe and happy :(
him
I'm fascinated by the Robert Smith vs Morrissey feud from 40 years ago because there's just such a clear-cut good guy & bad guy in that situation and it makes me feel good that I picked the right one
no more silly
time for eepy
Link
he come to town
he come to SAVE
the princess Zelda
quack
I have a denim vest and a bunch of band patches but no motivation to Do Things 😞
when I was a teenager, someone on Myspace IM told me I was wrong for being male and preferring yaoi over bara because "yaoi is for girls"
so I became nonbinary
I hated this little brat
I've never been more tempted to get a villager kicked off my island
the cute outfit in Animal Crossing to fleshed out OC pipeline
put rover in ACNH and also let me kiss him
I have food in the oven and I cannot forget about it
naturally it's time to sit quietly in my chair like it's Sims 1 and wait to take it out
I kinda hate seamless looping YT shorts
you're using yer fancy hollywood cinematography tricks and I don't appreciate that mess
sup
day 1 on r/coffee: how do I make coffee that tastes good
day 30 on r/coffee: ah yes, the noble coffea fruit. my go-to is a lovely tanzanian peaberry ground to medium-coarse consistency and brewed via my life savings, which have been set on fire. no sugar or cream here, this isn't tea GUFFAW GUFFAW
I post the same things on here and on bsky and it's kinda fascinating which posts take off on which platform
ya bunch of anarchists :blobtonguewink:
choosing this day specifically to say that I've never seen Star Wars
it's called "breathing" and all the hip young people are doing it, more at 11
Sony went from clowning on XB1's online requirement a little over a decade ago to going "hm yeah let's do that too now"
how does the cockwaffle work? like, how did the syrup inside not soak to the outer waffle?
was it filled and immediately bitten into? was there an agar membrane keeping the syrup contained? am I thinking too much about a 20 year old furry meme? pls confer
yes, uhh buttplugs?
image you can hear
alright middlespacers, line up for positive affirmations
more and more comedians are gonna start fleeing the Austin comedy scene to get the Rogan stink off of them and for the ones who had no problem telling "I identify as normal" jokes to illicit laughs and money from the lowest common denominator, I hope the stink is eternal
this dumb song I laughed at as a teenager is really paying dividends as an adult https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDETdzcH_yY
read a book! 🦆
feels like Vermont has the two best senators of the country
If you're a WWE fan and you don't know who Danhausen is, I hope this clears it up at least a little
I'm at a point where I feel like I can enjoy any type of music
I suspect WWE is going to ruin Danhausen's gimmick because they remove all nuance and subtlety from everything they touch. it's just gonna be the pose and catchphrases with nothing inbetween.
I hope he makes many sacks of human money during his time there though
I find it tragically funny how Jimmy Fallon invited Trump on his show in 2016 and practically blew him on network TV and now he still gets included alongside Kimmel and Colbert on Trump's list of TV hosts he wants fired
either that Darby Allin uber video is fake or there is a guy my age who thinks of Gene Simmons as the ultimate symbol of chaos and rebellion
I think it's fake
anyway, I'm puppy now
woofbark
8)
remember when Twitter wasn't an uninhabitable wasteland yet and you could share pics & videos from your game consoles by using the built-in prompt and it just worked?
I had a dream that I went to a new restaurant and ordered food and just sat there forever until someone came over and was like "yeah we're closing in 5 minutes"
ignored even in my dreams 😔
