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@quixoticgeek@social.v.st Unless you’re ten years old, in which case you just add a playing card
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Fat cis gay vegan geek. Interests may include religion, politics, sci-fi, retro computing. He/Him
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@blp I went to school with somebody from Bulgaria who tried peanut butter and liked it before she found out what it was. I’m told peanuts are just animal feed over there.
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@millie@infosec.exchange That was the upside of distributing software on shiny pieces of plastic.
I reached for my work mouse, and my hand expected it to be my gaming trackball instead. Good programming.
YouTube has been putting image posts with Twitter screenshots in my feed. And it’s not bad content, but, like, why? A text or image post from creators I follow is one thing, but are they trying to be all the sites?
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Legitimately found myself thinking, “This email should have been a meeting.”
The kind of person who would send out a customer satisfaction survey is definitely the kind of person who would send out a reminder about a customer satisfaction survey
I do not have the words for how asinine the proposed federal electric car tax would be
I went to the whole damn supermarket and forgot to buy ketchup
I entered a contest to win a car. I’m half glad the odds are against me. Could I even afford to insure the thing? I’d be afraid to drive it anywhere, or to park it
Dearest Apple,
What about “Delete & Report Spam” makes you think I want taken to the spam folder?
It is stunning how some people’s writing styles have changed recently