Dennis

Excited to fly first class for the first time. I just hope I’m not seated next to riffraff who are only flying first class because it cost just $173 this time for some reason.

Poor guy at the hot chicken place has anterograde amnesia. Asked me if I had been there before or if it was my first time when he had just asked me the same exact thing barely a year and a half ago.

@astronot@mastodon.online @adhdeanasl@beige.party same here! 😂

@TresFluke@beige.party 11,002 is too many

Caught a reflection of my moisturizer in the bathroom mirror and imagined a lower-stakes take on The Shining where a caretaker is driven mad over isolation and dry skin except how do you even pronounce Mredirbul?