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@heidilifeldman@mastodon.social look at this trans… oh wait.
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Sir David Nielsen
@DavidNielsen@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06Acclaimed beta tester of iOS and macOS software. Dachshund, Golden Retriever, iPad and iA Writer addict with a proclivity for Open Source and Apple. If there is music, then it is metal and hard rock. Officially knighted by @lisamelton@mastodon.social.
Interests include Tiananmen Square, democracy and a Free Palestine.
Struggles against the bourgeois, like a proper human being.
Find me on Signal: https://signal.me/#eu/osDryfoO-h6TGT8pXp8LrhYI9pwYollmq8n0x-fP62pUYKYnLrRFB6RvwWhfHgiU
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Joined August 07, 2018
Pronouns:
He/him (http://pronoun.is/he)
Differently able:
Tourette’s, ADHD, likely Autistic
Knighted on the 24th of July 2023:
Religion:
Atheist
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@QasimRashid@mastodon.social then hear conservatives moan about China’s surveillance state, which infringes of people’s civil rights. Way to lead assholes.
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@indivisibleteam@mastodon.social I bet she was really concerned about this
@hbons@mastodon.social congratulations on Bobby being mentioned in the GNOME 51 release notes.
I know Iran is the new hot steaming pile of garbage, but I am still on the Epstein files, which need to be released in full.
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@stefan@stefanbohacek.online @lisamelton@mastodon.social burn motherfucker, burn!
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@ProPublica@newsie.social how did this shithead ever manage a political career, he is clearly incompetent at all levels?
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@theintercept@journa.host @lisamelton@mastodon.social because of course those fascists are doing so…
Fuck AI data centers, they shouldn’t exist.
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Alice's Heart Tattoo Mega-Thread!
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@geistesgift@mastodon.social @grumpybozo@toad.social I hereby make her an honorary Viking and invite her to raid England with us.
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@Mrfunkedude@beige.party @redsad@ohai.social surprisingly not boosted by @lisamelton@mastodon.social
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@heidilifeldman@mastodon.social this time, a speedy vetting process and for the love of fuck, pick a progressive.
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@Nonilex@masto.ai @lisamelton@mastodon.social no only is this true, but the decline is likely to be permanent, since nobody wants to visit a country where 77 million people voted for mass deportations.
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@danirabbit@mastodon.online @elementary@mastodon.social congratulations on your birthday, I hope you have a good one. I will look at my budget to see if I can send you a few bucks.
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@heidilifeldman@mastodon.social fear not, Trump will be there with a pardon, defending the much put upon rich people of the world.
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@tobi82@swiss.social @lisamelton@mastodon.social I’m just saying, we can’t go through another pandemic, so nuke this ship from orbit.
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@arstechnica@mastodon.social yukk, nobody asks for AI, nobody wants AI, stop trying to make it happen.
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@mizblueprint@mastodon.online @RickiTarr@beige.party I predict that you will have better attendance than Trump’s State Fair… also I miss Winnie.
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@Nonilex@masto.ai @lisamelton@mastodon.social so critics of Trump can get prison time for mishandling top secret material… good to know.
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@neurologo@bcn.fedi.cat @tobi82@swiss.social @lisamelton@mastodon.social We can compromise and isolate the entire ship for a good half year, to ensure that this thing doesn’t escape or evolve in nasty ways.
I don’t care about their previous feelings or jobs, it is that or a quick watery grave, for the common good. Letting people off is irresponsible to the extreme.
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@arstechnica I am starting to think we need a license to become a parent, to weed out the anti-vaxxers and idiots like this.
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@rbreich I thought that ballroom was going to cost $300 million, then $400 million… now it is a cool billion, what a great scam.
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@adhdeanasl @lisamelton hero, also spice is life.
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@arstechnica oh go fuck yourselves FCC.
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@spocko @lisamelton man who was convicted of raping a woman says what?
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@fesshole@mastodon.social silence, Brass Against is awesome.
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@Nonilex@masto.ai @lisamelton@mastodon.social so now we are polluting the Strait with huge oil spills, way to be the heroes people.
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@danirabbit@mastodon.online he sure sounds like a Republican.
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@patrickhadfield@mastodon.scot @cstross@wandering.shop fuck right off you racist scumbag
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@tafnn@universeodon.com @lisamelton@mastodon.social he has got to go, let’s elect a proper progressive instead and forget he ever existed.
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@georgetakei it seems like a waste of perfectly good dildos, why don’t we superglue them to their foreheads?
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@cstross TIL: In Florida, you can become a surgeon without knowing anatomy.
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@lisamelton you knighted me for a reason, I will drive a lance up their bungholes in your defense!
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@BasicAppleGuy@mastodon.social @neurologo@bcn.fedi.cat I wish those were MagSafe enabled and that the Neo was as well.
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@ottaross @federicomena a portal to the nether regions of Hell, as well as stamps.
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@randahl@mastodon.social once again, science delivers, when religion one again fails to.
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@mcc @grumpybozo wait this room, does it have a power plug, in which case I am going to enjoy a quiet place without people to annoy me for a bit before making a decision.
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@thatprivacyguy@eupolicy.social hang the CEO for crimes against humanity!
I have never once gotten a peertube hosted video to work on my iPad Pro.
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@weirdestate and the NASCAR decor just finishes it off
New hobby dropped, reading entitled Karens 1 star Yelp reviews of spa places.
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@mattsheffield@mastodon.social what level of unhinged is this, because my meter exploded.
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@randahl@mastodon.social I am mad too… but can we pause for just 5 seconds to pet the cute dog?
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@indivisibleteam@mastodon.social oh the sounds of being primaried.
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@servelan@newsie.social there is a statue of limitation on treason?
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@nek@hear-me.social @federicomena@mstdn.mx seriously fuck the US and Israel.
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@randahl@mastodon.social can we add fascist Lars Løkke Rasmussen to that list?
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@josephcox the system works, it just turns out that a bug report should be filed via a public trusted new source, not Radar.
I had a nightmare that I bought an iPhone Duo, and then the hinge broke in the first week.