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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders

@DaddyO@noauthority.social
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Joined January 14, 2024
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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 1w ago
So . . . I don't get out much. This much is obvious. But I had no idea buying tickets for concerts had reached this level of absolute insane stupidity. I wanted to get tickets to a Weird Al concert, but there's a HARD limit of no more than 4 tickets. So I can't buy enough tickets for all of my kids. WTF? How did things get this retarded? I hate everything right now.
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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago

Not sure if it's a proud Dad moment or not, but playing charades with some friends, one of them tried to get people to guess "The Boy Scouts" by holding up three fingers (scout's honor salute). My kids don't know anything about the Boy Scouts outside of the fact that now-a-days the organization is gay and retarded. So one of my 8-year-old girls guesses, "Bourbon?" (because when she plays bartender I ask her to pour me three fingers).

#TeachingLifeLessons

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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 2mo ago

I have to use Excel for work. And I have to say, whatever asshat came up with the idea of those stupid floaty boxes that hover over cells after you do something to give you "formatting" options - that guy should be forbidden from every working in any IT related field again. He shouldn't even be allowed to run a parking meter.

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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 2mo ago

Tried to install SteamOS on a Geekom mini PC I bought. Of course it doesn't work. Can't find the network.

This is why I hate all things Linux. It NEVER works the way it's supposed to. There are ALWAYS an infinite number of stupid fiddly bits I have to arse around with to make anything ever work.

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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 2mo ago

After the Fauci testimony:

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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 2mo ago

Can you cross your eyes?

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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 2mo ago

Dammit. I didn't need another flashlight.

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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 2mo ago
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@greenzeta@noauthority.social I will say, if you can save up enough money, it's worth traveling with the kids as a family.
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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 3mo ago
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@obihahn@na.social As the son of a redneck, I can tell you that most Southerners have just owned the insult. But it is, or at least it was originally intended, as a derogatory term.
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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 3mo ago
Holy Cow do I hate my Windows 11 work computer!! So slow! Always freezing up, Microsoft Office programs crashing - clunky interface - what an absolute piece of hot, flaming dog poo.
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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 6mo ago

I'm trying to help my kids stay up-to-date on current events. So, tonight. I showed them "Hot Shots".

#DadOfTheYear

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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago

Huh. Ask.com is no more. I had forgotten it was even a thing. I remember when Ask Jeeves first came out.

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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 2mo ago
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@obihahn@na.social The frustrating thing is, whenever I get into an exercise regiment - I get some stupid injury because I'm old and falling part. Lower body stuff is tough because I have to wear my knee braces anytime I do anything stressful, and now I've got issues with the right bicep tendon going into the shoulder, which has put the hold on a lot of upper body stuff. Getting old sucks.
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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 2mo ago
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@CattleBaron@noauthority.social Yeah. I need to lose probably 20 pounds at the least, and I drink too much. Mostly out of habit and/or boredom rather than anything else.
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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago

Do you like your beef jerky

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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago

If you hear them singing to you from the side of the road, @mrman@noauthority.social , resist temptation and just keep driving.

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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 6mo ago

Some of this year's Easter Butterflies. . . .

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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 3mo ago
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@obihahn@na.social That's the stuff! @neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago
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@radraccoon@noauthority.social Here's your mucus, Egon.
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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 6mo ago

This is the kind of music I imagine @mrman@noauthority.social listens to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlbmRGvLExY

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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 3mo ago
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@PeaceandProsperity@na.social @Richard@noauthority.social Barrett sided with the lib justices to preserve the "deliver mail in ballots for as long as it takes after the election" process. https://patriot.tv/amy-coney-barrett-joins-leftists-to-uphold-late-mail-in-ballot-counting-in-key-supreme-court-ruling/
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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 6mo ago

Bucaneer Bunny - Yosemite Sam introduces himself as, "The Blood Thirstiest, Shoot-firstiest, doggone worstiest Pirate that's sailed the seven seas."

They just don't make 'em like they used to.

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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 6mo ago

I had forgotten that Hank Schrader spent his early years honing his police skills working alongside Murtaugh & Riggs in Lethal Weapon 2.

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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago

Is the original Tron movie considered Sci-Fi?

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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 3mo ago
Amy Coney Barrett sided with the liberal justices to protect voter fraud? What a shocker.
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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S34wuJKVB0g

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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
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@seatree She's like Hot Bea Arthur. I feel like it's a @mrman vibe.
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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
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@sensei@noauthority.social Rename it Dire Straits. Blockades for nothing, charge your ship a fee. . . .
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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago
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@mrman@noauthority.social - I told you it wouldn't work.
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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago
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@dictatordave@poa.st It's even got AI, too. So I would say yes, too.
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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
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@djsumdog@djsumdog.com Borderline?!?! @PNS@noauthority.social
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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago

The upcoming Harry Potter TV show on HBO:

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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago

Roberts is always so full of it. And every picture I see of him reinforces the old adage, 'Never Trust a Man Who Smiles Like a Jackass Eating Briars."

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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago

You can really feel it in the Starsky & Hutch show when they're intentionally padding the run time to fill the time slot. "Hey, let's hold this minute long shot of the guy slowly climbing down the scaffolding." "How about a half a minute of Capt. Dobey just looking out the window at guys getting put into an ambulance."

That's one thing Streaming did for TV shows - it eliminated the necessity of filler. Make the show whatever length it needs to be.

Too bad most streaming shows are 💩 .

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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 3mo ago
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@Electronwarrior@noauthority.social Alas, I'm not allowed to change anything on my work computer (literally can't even adjust most of the settings). It's the only Windows 11 PC I have to interact with, and I hate it.
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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
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@PNS@noauthority.social Regardless of race or gender, when this type of behavior is tolerated it just inspires more of it.
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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
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@Derdnik@noauthority.social Yeah . . . .
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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago

Which one?

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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
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@Truthy@noauthority.social GM
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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 2mo ago
Well, to quote Homestar Runner, "The good times are over..." Looks like I've developed fatty liver, which I think sounds like a Chinese dish but which the doctor says means I need to cut way back on my drinking and get serious about losing some weight. Blah.
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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago

At this point, I'm convinced the "I'm definitely still working on the Tintin sequel" an epic troll by Spielberg and Jackson.

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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 6mo ago

I'm curious. When I proposed to my wife, I did not have a photographer standing by to "capture the moment." In fact, something like that never even occurred to me as an option. It was a private moment for us. Yet, I see all the time now, pictures and even videos of proposals (and I don't mean stunt proposals like "I got the JumboTron at the ball game to show it"). Is it a generational thing?

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Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders @DaddyO@noauthority.social
· 3mo ago
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@neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social I always the start was when @obihahn@na.social started his countdown posts.
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