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Master of Navel Gazing

@neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
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Joined January 14, 2024
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Master of Navel Gazing @neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
· 2w ago

At Cedar point today. My wife had to go for job. The people are FAT. Like really really FAT.
I’m FAT and I look average.

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Master of Navel Gazing @neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
· 2w ago

They have a pavilion with couches and tvs! At cedar point. What a great freaking idea! People
have their shoes off. I think I have to keep my pants on.

I can no longer physically ride roller coasters. my high BP and gforces don’t mix. Plus motion sickness and dizzy up high. I don’t even do merry-go-rounds anymore.

This place sucks with those constraints but the tvs and couches are great

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Master of Navel Gazing @neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
· 3w ago
Does it still work?
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Master of Navel Gazing @neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
· 2w ago

WTF!?!?? Patrick Clancy is going on 60 minutes tonight. Why doesn’t he just STFU? Why keep feeding the fire!?

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Master of Navel Gazing @neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
· 2w ago

What actual war did the USA Federal Govt that was instantiated in 1861 actually win such that it deserves an Arch De Triumph ‘Merican Edition.

Civil War?

We didn’t win WW1. Russia beat Germany in WW2.
I guess we made Japan stop fighting. They didn’t unconditionally surrender their emperor.
It’s complete bullshit

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Master of Navel Gazing @neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
· 2w ago
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Master of Navel Gazing @neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
· 2w ago

Another piece of insanity. Cedar Point tells you how to finance your park admission over 4 months. wtf.

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Master of Navel Gazing @neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
· 4w ago
Replying to
@csb@na.social "Poland based variant of...." of what? a stuffed dumpling? This is the common way we eat pierogies in the USA. Except we get them mass produced/factory made (of course).
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Master of Navel Gazing @neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
· 2mo ago
My Senator Bernie Moreno (R) is being an asshole to Fauci. I voted for him. You are welcome. He also wants to bill the Canadians for the smoke last week. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mfyJNeoTxw
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Master of Navel Gazing @neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
· 6mo ago
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Master of Navel Gazing @neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
· 3mo ago
Elisabeth Shue is 8 years older than me. Adventures in Babysitting came out 39 years ago today. She played a high school senior but was 23 when it was filmed. I know I watched it on VHS fall of that year. I was 16 drooling over her. My dumbass thought she was 17-18 like the character she played. She was in her womanly hottest prime and my 16 yo hormone raging shit for brains couldn’t figure out why the girls who were my peers weren’t looking like that. Idiot!! (They did 8 years later)
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Master of Navel Gazing @neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@obihahn@na.social @scottdhansen@noauthority.social @sirphenom@noauthority.social @Dank_Steady@noauthority.social oh no!
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Master of Navel Gazing @neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
· 2mo ago
A part of the American experience with this melting pot as that each group distrusts and kinda quietly and sometimes not quietly hate each other. Don’t the Canadians do that too?
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Master of Navel Gazing @neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
· 2mo ago
Attached are the first 50 Walt Disney animated movies. I have never watched a single one of these all the way through! I've seen clips over the years. But never sat down and watched them.
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Master of Navel Gazing @neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago

i've said this before - but dang - i feel tremendously better after eating the hamburger I make at home than fast food bought.

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Master of Navel Gazing @neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
· 2mo ago
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@scottdhansen@noauthority.social he was pardoned by Brandon. But after being pardoned you have to answer congress' questions. Sen. Paul wants to charge him with contempt of congress.
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Master of Navel Gazing @neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
· 7mo ago

Thank to whomever shared this out. It's great. I subbed to the channel. Arguing against today's YUUUGE Trumpian mistake. https://youtu.be/duOmz0jxwTM

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Master of Navel Gazing @neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
· 2mo ago
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@obihahn@na.social I haven't listened for what? four or five years? I know i was listening right before covid because they were talking about china releasing the virus to cause Force Majeure on the Trump trade deal at that time. but somewhere in there Curry's new found religion was grating to me and I quit. The donation segment today has A LOT of "Jesus" in it. This whole new listening crew came in since March 2020.
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Master of Navel Gazing @neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
· 3mo ago
finally Halloween season has started
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Master of Navel Gazing @neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
· 3mo ago
These land of the lost pics on supergirl actress are hilarious
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Master of Navel Gazing @neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
· 3mo ago
Went to a less minority Walmart this afternoon. A female middle aged white shopper was camped in front of the shelf. My wife waited and then said excuse me to grab an item because the woman wasn’t moving. The woman checked my wife in the ribs and said “never reach around me!” My wife was startled but ok and came towards me at other end of the aisle. We talked to the manager to be on the lookout for the woman. I finally saw her at the self checkout she looked like a meth head.
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Master of Navel Gazing @neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
· 2w ago
Replying to
ChatGPT says that pro resale operations are typically in control and they would rather eat tickets than "reward" my "behavior". So fans get screwed. Again.
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Master of Navel Gazing @neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
· 6mo ago
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@WWIII_ENJOYER GUFFAW!!!
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Master of Navel Gazing @neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
· 2mo ago
@obihahn@na.social smoky enough for ya yet? It tastes like pine down here. Cannot see Cleveland from the usual spots around the area. Smells very bad. Red sun. How goes it closer to the boreal forest fire. The Canadians claim they cannot get to it to put it out.
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Master of Navel Gazing @neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
· 2mo ago
the boots on the ground attitude from Ohio to Canadians the past two days is: 🖕
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Master of Navel Gazing @neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
· 2mo ago
Will you be tuning into NA today?

Will you be tuning into NA today?

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Master of Navel Gazing @neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
· 2mo ago
AC thinks he was 80 https://psyopshop.com/@adam/116970602284882438
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Master of Navel Gazing @neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
· 2mo ago
Geez people have a lot of disposable cash to toss to No Agenda Show. People are slapping down $300+. Wish I had that room in the budget.
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Master of Navel Gazing @neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
· 2w ago

4.449/gal at Costco. Ridiculous.

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Master of Navel Gazing @neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
· 2mo ago
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@obihahn@na.social bruh.
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Master of Navel Gazing @neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social
· 2mo ago
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@obihahn@na.social Does your area really smell 'great' like our weatherman is saying here? https://www.instagram.com/reels/Da3IlBEx-CC/
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