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Sir Matt

@greenzeta@noauthority.social
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Knight of the Zeta Reticuli star system. Making websites for fun and profit for over 20 years!

215 Followers
61 Following
22 Posts
Joined January 14, 2024
Website:
https://greenzeta.com
TwiX:
https://twitter.com/greenzeta
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Sir Matt @greenzeta@noauthority.social
· 2mo ago
Travel culture is predominantly single or retired women. The singles do it to prove their lives aren't miserable. The retired do it to prove their lives aren't over.
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Sir Matt @greenzeta@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago

JB Pritzker can't possibly win a presidential run on account of his name alone. Too hard for the average American to say and remember.

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Sir Matt @greenzeta@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago

A little webdev humor for ya

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Sir Matt @greenzeta@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago

This was a common opinion about computers in the 80s. We're at this point with AI.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pnq1tt6iZA

bundy gets a computer.avi

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Sir Matt @greenzeta@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@PNS The good thing about school board members is they're easy enough to fire.
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Sir Matt @greenzeta@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
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@HiroProtagonist@noauthority.social Tron reenactment?
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Sir Matt @greenzeta@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
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@Dan_Ramos@noauthority.social I didn't know that Lexus Nexus had dedicated hardware.
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Sir Matt @greenzeta@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@adam
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Sir Matt @greenzeta@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
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@Dan_Ramos Aww. I like Vizio.
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Sir Matt @greenzeta@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
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@Dan_Ramos I'm actually thankful for the ban. It allowed me to fall down the rabbit hole of his older content. I was absolutely fascinated by his house tour.
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Sir Matt @greenzeta@noauthority.social
· 6mo ago
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@Kang_Kong3 I... guess... it's fine. If you don't use your dishwasher for anything else.
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Sir Matt @greenzeta@noauthority.social
· 6mo ago
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@VD15
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Sir Matt @greenzeta@noauthority.social
· 7mo ago
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@coolboymew @vriska Is Popeyes in Britain just boiled chicken and bread?
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Sir Matt @greenzeta@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
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@smugumin That's what happens when you entrust your children to government employees.
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Sir Matt @greenzeta@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
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@dissidentsoaps It's odd to think of Germany with a constitution. I always thought they just got bored with killing each other.
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Sir Matt @greenzeta@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
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@YeetLibs Huzzah!
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Sir Matt @greenzeta@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
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@KiKi88 You know it's Donatello because the backpack is purple.
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Sir Matt @greenzeta@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
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@Wormwood An outboard motor can only go so far.
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Sir Matt @greenzeta@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
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@Lori@freeatlantis.com My god. Dad is long winded.
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Sir Matt @greenzeta@noauthority.social
· 4mo ago
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@rory@noauthority.social Oh shit, it's pride month! So that's why the porn sites had the trannys on the front page today.
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Sir Matt @greenzeta@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
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@Wormwood@poa.st I'd pay an extra $20 for this DLC
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Sir Matt @greenzeta@noauthority.social
· 5mo ago
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@Honkers@poa.st I don't know about that. I have that code of "do what you can get away with because people are either stupid or apathetic."
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