The Onion officially owning Infowars and Tim Heidecker being the Creative Director is 😙👌.
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@CoachJZ@universeodon.com
mastodon 4.6.8I'm 42, in a spiritual deconstruction and reconstruction process, and am finding that the more I read the less I find it adds up. Exvangelical. Optician. Left-leaning. Craft beer. Coffee. Memes. I write a blog sometimes.
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Can we just impeach his orange ass already?
I didn't get to go to the #nokings protest yesterday since I had to work, but my wife did. She's becoming sort of a staple at these events. So I always read the news stories about them and look at the pictures cuz maybe she'll be in one somewhere.
Someday I'll get to go to one.
If you're new to a job, and I show you how to do something. That's perfect. You're new and maybe have never done it before.
If I have to show you again later because you haven't had to do the thing for a while, I'm ok with that too. It's okay to forget something you're new at and have only been shown once or twice and never had to do again.
But...
If you're 2 months in, and I have to show you how to do the same thing you do every day, nearly every single time, I'm going to start having concerns about your ability and potential for success with us.
At some point, you have to take responsibility for yourself. Ask questions. Maybe I'm not explaining it well. Or maybe it's just hard for you to understand and need a bit more coaching. Even write the steps down and refer to those notes often.
But, eventually, you have to either catch on or admit you just aren't cut out for the job. No hard feelings if you're not. Not everyone can do everything.
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Replying to
@pixelfed on the official Pixelfed app for Android, when I double tap a picture to like it or even just tap the heart, I get a spinning wheel next to it but nothing happens. But when I open the web app or a third party app like Pixelix I can like pictures just fine.
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There are two ducks outside and it literally sounds like they're talking and laughing about some wild duck story that one of them is telling.
Look at it this way: now we have some time to make sure the fallout shelter is stocked up.
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That new Exodus album made my morning commute feel like I was in Twisted Metal.
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The wind is back. We had time to bring back windbreakers and we... Well... Blew it.
Replying to
@EFreethought@universeodon.com we're already exceeding $4 a gallon for regular here in Northern Indiana. Which, from what my wife told me at dinner, is 60 cents more than when she left for work last night.
First time I interact with our previous manager who went to his car to get something and never came back, besides a brief run-in about a week later at the grocery store, is him sending me a Waffle House meme.
Walked in the door and it really does feel like Monday today.
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I really enjoy some of the bots on here. Especially the ones that are like little games that respond to you. Can anyone recommend some to me? I'm already following @YouAreCarrying@mastodon.gamedev.place
More like that would be great!
Had a dream last night in which a terrible storm popped up while I was in my way to work. The problem was, I was trying to get there piloting a hot air balloon, which I assume is not easy to do in a severe thunderstorm. I landed the balloon and had to call off work and then figure out how to get home in my hot air balloon.
This is the dumbest fucking government we've ever had...
643,000 Student Loan Borrowers Stuck In Backlogs As Applications Surge, Repayment Plans Change
https://share.google/T02uThuMalWMrfWHO
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"Weally? What was his name?"
"Naughtieus Maximus!"
Every Easter I make a ham. I do something a little different with it every year, same as I do on Thanksgiving with the turkey. The problem this year is that I had a real craving for ham last week so I made all of the things I'd normally make on Easter on like Tuesday. Now I don't want ham. I was racking my brain for ideas and wound up buying a frozen turkey and a pork loin. They were inexpensive too, surprisingly, so I don't feel like I wasted any money.
But I still don't know what to make for Easter dinner.
A random Snapchat person messaged me last evening. Whenever that happens, I know immediately that it's someone trying to get me to subscribe to their OnlyFans. So I troll them. I message back and literally tell them about my regular person day. Shortly after this starts, they vanish into the void of banned Snapchat accounts.
The one last night was clearly an AI creation. They asked what I was up to and I said I was reading a book. It responded with "u a bookworm or somethin'?" It kept asking the same question in the same way just themed with how I'd responded.
Verdict: when you take out all the lies and half truths, that was one of Trump's (speech writers') better speeches.
"Jesus saves! But George Nelson withdrawals!" #MakeABankerCryAnything #hashtaggames
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I'm gonna watch Trump's speech here in a moment because, honestly, the legacy media has such a bad habit of repeating what he says and making him sound sane and normal and I just can't stand that.
This cold day coming literally the next day after a warm day thing is killing me.
I wonder why Iran's not negotiating with us anymore...
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"If you're wrapped in a good blanket it's true you don't get cold so easily, Åsleik says" - Jon Fosse (Septology)
Trump: threatens genocide
The entire American political establishment: 🦗🦗🦗
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