90 percent sure this train conductor is a trans femme wearing the official Sound Transit dog collar
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mastodon 4.8.0-alpha.3+glitchA gay crime skunk virus who writes internet porn. I demand to be treated with respect. Please don't get me in trouble if you're under 18.
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another day, another "I just wanna go home and poke at personal project"
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@daisy also, now you're expected to review the chatbot output more than they did.
almost all numbers exist. can't tell you which ones, though
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@funkula arrrr, me my flaps
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this joke would have killed in 1999
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@samkeeper@slime.global space 9/11 will have changed everything
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lewd em, mare
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@lunalapin@slime.global a french mad scientist creating a frankenfish:
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maybe it did, it's not like I was getting all the record store prank calls back then
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relevant to my plan to mail postcards from as many places as possible
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just let me peek at a place to see what it looks like when I get there or if they have a mailbox outside
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@Draekos@yiff.life @dragonarchitect@rubber.social yeah, there's literally one bad version of one package that's already getting fixed and replaced
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@Keab42@kind.social everybody lives is a classic
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@kumatora@yiff.life someone on here said "I don't know what homestar runner is other than it gave some of my friends trigger phrases that just make them spout nonsense"
and, yeah, pretty much
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@lynnesbian while we're fixing crontab, can we also fix the thing where it silently ignores the last line if the file doesn't end in a newline
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@ben @8bitdemongirl this also happened to my buddy strong bad
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@SophiaSurname nyeh heh heh
get appreciated, nerd!
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:seamspeek:
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@junebug@slime.global Capsule Corp. Ticket to Ride
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@junebug@slime.global that or some game that already takes place in space, like Galaxy Trucker or whatever it is
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@chordtoll@mastodon.eternalaugust.com oh yeah, i was gonna think about becoming a notary
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@monorail@glaceon.social acceptable if it's a real oven (and therefore there's a fire risk) but bizarre behavior for a microwave
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@selectric okay that and the QFC doesn't lock their bathroom doors
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@portalz@transfur.social congrats on the job at palantir
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@portalz@transfur.social how do you think i wound up at amazon
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@ben @8bitdemongirl it helps that you're canonically a remote intern and you're dealing with a virus that affects video calls
and i guess also reality or something
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Morrie and Tuesday
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@sudo_EatPant@critter.cafe oh, I dare
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@DotMaetrix muttley, but, like, a girl
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@KC@shrike.club
:gracefulspark: 🧀
yeah it's working
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@FurryThrowPillows we all respect our bad balloon animals
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@sierrashark@social.treehouse.systems kind of a Grace, imo
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@selectric "Yes, the old Rite Aid closed. Yes, everyone who worked there lost their jobs. No, we're not bringing them back. We're doing something completely different." is... refreshingly honest, I guess.
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@eri @selectric the mayor said "it sounded pretty cool to me"
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@Draekos@yiff.life it is awful luck you happened to be doing this during this two week period the thing was broken.
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@icefoxx@yiff.life I got an old kobo at the surplus store and I've been genuinely impressed
they even leave old firmware versions on their website so you can still download updates after they shut the servers off
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shoulda bought the clean chips
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@acarsdrama@live.acarsdrama.com I'm surprised they don't teach this in pilot school
this is a great night for trying to guess what the hell the #monsterdon movie was about
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@portalz@transfur.social kiro moment
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@foone@digipres.club I would say to be the change you want to see in the world, but it's not the same if you put yourself in chains.
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@ben now if you do it, everyone thinks you're ripping off undertale