MC Chord Toll 🐀
beep boop! she/they! causing problems since 1997
FYI mastodon admins, you may want to block the `meta-externalagent/1.1 (+https://developers[dot]facebook[dot]com/docs/sharing/webmasters/crawler)` (link mangled to prevent previews) and `meta-externalagent/1.1` useragents. They've been hitting my instance's signup page at roughly 5Hz, and things got a lot faster after I configured nginx to discard their traffic.
once again thinking about the Alaskan Way Viaduct #NeverForget
hot take: unless you've only ever been attracted to one or zero people in your life, you are bisexual
New vocal stim: "bostonizing" all the words around me. It started with British counties, e.g. gloucestershire -> glusher, but now I'm pointing at the box of Red Baron Pizza and telling my wife "rebrin"
"We've got ziply fibre at home" I say, holding up a freezer bag full of oats
anyway, once I've registered a company, i can finally achieve the ultimate level of legal personhood